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15 days to go. We've been rewatching the series. It's a lot better in S1-S3.
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Tormund loves Brienne Brienne loves Jamie Jamie loves Cersei Cersei loves power but no one loves Tormund Truly the greatest tragedy of this show
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Jul 3, 2017 07:18
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Jul 3, 2017 09:20
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Glenn Quebec posted:I enjoyed the dog jumping into zombies and going ARF!! and dying just to save a few shekels from the shows cgi budget. Just saw that again last night. Man, there is so much stupid in the past two seasons. Shaggy Dog dying off screen for no real reason. It's a bad show now.
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Jul 3, 2017 16:29
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Fan hopes of a Clegane fight.
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Jul 4, 2017 03:29
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Which king?
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Jul 4, 2017 07:16
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Don't tihnk he ever left.
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Jul 4, 2017 07:20
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Cersei did nothing wrong. It was the gods who smote the sparrows.
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Jul 6, 2017 14:10
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bitmap posted:huh...umm....I just checked and i'm not sure its back yet. its not back bitches? its not back. Arya kills Littlefinger.
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Jul 6, 2017 15:36
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1 week to go. Has the Waif stolen Aryas identity?
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Jul 9, 2017 20:05
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Jul 14, 2017 20:25
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Toadvine posted:Waifs dead her face is on the wall now That bloody face could have been Arya.
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Jul 15, 2017 03:02
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:so the waif killed the oldest man in westerost? It's possible. Jaqen said a girl is no one. Arya never was no one. The waif was no one. Jaqen would know.
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Jul 15, 2017 03:14
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Bert Roberge posted:Someone spoil this season for me I don't have time to watch it. Jamie kills Cersei. Arya kills Littlefinger. That's about it.
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Jul 15, 2017 05:08
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Someone find/post updated spoilers. Also, who is the cool mod that will not edit thread titles?
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Jul 15, 2017 17:28
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Universe Master posted:Going to Dorne was pointless but Oberyn Martel was one of the best things on the show. Should have kept him alive and written around it. He was the best thing about the show.
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Jul 15, 2017 21:50
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Jul 15, 2017 22:53
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Grouchio posted:I wonder why the spoiler and show threads still exist, if there's almost nothing to spoil? Why do the mods not want spoilers in the thread titles? BECAUSE THERE ARE A BUNCH OF WHINEY rear end FAGGOTS WHO DON'T BELONG ON THIS FORUM. Seriously. If you can't cope with a spoiler, you can't cope with the SA Forums. Those people would have never made it back in 1.0.
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Jul 15, 2017 22:59
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Someone post some spoilers.
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Jul 16, 2017 06:37
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that's just the stuff from months ago. what we need are the actual "I have seen all 7 episodes already and here is what happens" spoilers.
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Jul 16, 2017 21:03
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Episode 1 So first scene opens with the Tullys having another dinner. Celebrating the Red Wedding. Walder Frey is alive, hehe no its Arya obviously. She essentially cheers on the entire Frey family and gets them to drink poison during her speech to them that eventually becomes more obvious that shes not who she appears to be. Gives epic rear end loving speech while they all die about leaving a wolf alive was a big mistake and now the sheep are being slaughtered. She leaves the women alive because they dont have any part in it. Second scene is Cersei over a man painting a giant map of Westeros and Jamie comes in they have a talk about enemies from the north south east and west. Then the Greyjoys show up with a fleet and where Euron offers his navy if Cersei marries him. She refuses but he says something about giving her an invaluable gift upon his return and she wont be able to refuse him. Quick scene where Bran and whats her face cant remember her name finally show up to the wall, Nights Watch let them in. Next is a dinner scene with Jon at Winterfell with all the houses of the North where the begin their strategy of fighting the White Walkers. Sansa undermines his authority in front of the houses because she thinks the houses that betrayed Ned should be replaced by loyal familiies where Jon doesnt think children of said traitors should be punished for their mistakes. He gets the two kids of the two houses the pledge allegiance and everyone cheers on Jon for being a cool dude. Second follow up is Sansa and Jon having a bit of back and forth about what she just did but she makes good points about him and saying dont be stupid like Ned. Ned was noble and so was Robb but it got them killed so be smarter. They get a raven with a message from Cersei saying bend the knee or die. Sansas like ohhhh no you dont know her jon she crazy, Jons like bitch please we united the north and winter is here with a thousand miles of snow and they are a southern army. They cant do poo poo. Baelish tries to woo Sansa quick but shes like I know your moves bud buzz off. Also hilarious scene between that wildling dude and whats her name (gently caress I should probably rewatch the last season this week names are escaping me). She is training with Tyrions old trainee guy dude and she throws him in a pile of snow and the Wildling guys like with the funniest/creepiest face says "You are a very lucky man" Its funny as hell and will be talk of the episode I gurantee it. Final notable scene is Danaerys and crew rolling up to Dragonstone where the clean the place up and end up at the giant map that Stannis banged the Red Witch on and she says "Sha'll we begin?" To Tyrion and cue credits and epic music.[/spoiler] Episode 2 [spoiler] The Episode opens at Dragonstone, big storm brewing lots of rain. Cuts to the Stannis' old war room. We see Dany, Tyrion, Varys, Olenna, Theon, Elleria, Grey Worm, Missandei and Yara. They are discussing the best strategy in winning Kings Landing and the seven kingdoms. Olenna, Elleria and Yara insist on hitting Kings Landing with full force taking it in a day at most. Tyrion and Varys believe it better to win the loyalty of the Lords since Cersei has so many enemies anyways and they dont want her to be known as "The Queen of Ashes". Dany eventually favors Tyrions approach after a convincing speech which recommends the greyjoy fleet goes back to Dorne with the the Sands and to hit Kings Landing with the fleet once an army supplied by Olennas men to take Casterly Rock. The idea here is to not just pillage with massive hordes of unsullied and dothraki because the populace at whole will not welcome Dany as their new ruler so at first they must win the old fashioned way and not allow Dothraki to pillage and rape because it will make her look like another crazy Targaryan. Dany turns her attention to Varys though, presses him about where his loyalties lie. She brings up about how him and his allies before traded her off to the Dothraki like a pawn. He goes on about how Robert wasn't a good king because he mostly didnt care and didnt want it. He wants a ruler who cares for the people who live in it and not for power and glory. Thats where is true loyalties lie and she can have him executed by Grey Worm or devoured by her Dragons but he wont pledge full loyalty because his loyalty is the streets (Varys gangsta as gently caress apparently). Everyone leaves except for Olenna who gives Dany an "old womans advice". Says Tyrion is a clever man but she has outlasted all the clever men because she doesnt listen to them. Calls most people sheep but says Dany isnt a sheep but a dragon. "So be a Dragon." Dany is then told (I think Missendai, cant remember tbh) that Melisandre has arrived. They all go and meet her. Her and Dany speak in Dothraki mostly about the Red Priests in the east when Dany was loving poo poo up. Melisandre tells her about the White Walkers although doesnt mention them specifically just says a big evil is coming. Melisandre eludes to the fact Dany could be the Prince that was Promised. Dany noting she is not a prince but a queen, Messendai mentions that in the original language the term is genderless and can mean either other. Melisandre says Prophecies are dangerous things. She also insists that Dany meet Jon Snow and have him tell her the things he has been through and seen. Tyrion stunned with the news that Jon is now king of the north and insists Dany meets with him as well and vouches for his character, saying he would make a great ally. Dany agrees tells Tyrion to send a raven to winterfell and tell Jon to come to Dragonstone and "Bend the knee." We cut to a scene with Greyworm and Missandei who gets upset because Greyworm is going to war. This is all lovey dovey scene and where the nudity is. Nothing much to reveal here aside from them confessing their feelings, her seeing his ahem...lack of parts, and then he eats her out. Moving on. Next scene is Winterfell, young men and boys training shooting arrows at targets. Sansa reads the letter sent by Tyrion and says its most likeyl a trap to Jon. Jon says read the last quote. "Dwarfs are bastards in the eyes of their fathers." Because of this Jon knows Tyrion is legit but still decides not safe to leave Winterfell. Cersei at Kings Landing brings the loyal lords to the iron throne room and tells them of Dany's army and Dothraki and Unsullied and says they need to pledge allegience to her or lose there wives and childrens to rape and pillaging. They seem to agree but hesitantly. Sams father is the main guy here and he notes how people who don't agree or side with her end up deaded. As they leave Jaime follows Sams dad and asks him if hed be his top general in the war to come. He eventually agrees. Jaime offers him a high position or a throne or something in exchange for his military expertise, cant remember the specifics on that. We cut to Oldtown back with Sam. He is in Jorah's cell with his Master Maester as they analyze his condition. Sams Maester says hes too far gone, has about 10 years to live but about 6 months before he goes batshit. Out of respect of his knighthood he is allowed one more night to stay but then he will be sent to that old Targaryan city where all the greystone crazies chill. Next scene is Sam and Measter at the library and Sam tries to convince Maester of attempting to cure Mormont, citing an old Maester who managed to cure two people before. Maester says yeah that guy died of greyscale and the procedure is extremely dangerous hence why its banned. At Winterfell Jon gets yet ANOTHER Raven, this is the one from Sam saying Dragonstone is confirmed a mine for Dragonglass. Now Jon is more or less like I got to go now otherwise we gonna die. So Jon has another meeting with all the Northern Houses and gives them the update. The Northerners clearly arent very happy with this news, even Lyanna disagrees and Sansa as per usual butts in saying its stupid. Jon says its gonna be okay and its a risk worth taking and he is going to leave Sansa in control of Winterfell until his return. This throws her off and cuts to a shot of Littlefinger with that "Ouuuuu im gonna plot and scheme now kus im shifty" face. This then cuts to the scene that was leaked earlier where Jon is in the basement chamber thing looking at the statue of his father. Littlefinger comes down and does his thing. Says he liked Ned and it was too bad what happened to him. Jon says he isnt suppose to be down here, Littlefinger claims ignorance apologizes and says he just wanted to chat since the two of them havent had that oppurtunity yet. Jon dismisses this wants no business in it. Littlefinger suggest a "Thank you" should be in order for saving him at the Battle of The Bastards. At this point Jons back is to Littlefinger. Littlefinger starts reminiscing about his love for Kat, and although he was bitter with Ned and her getting married he understood. But now he also loves Sansa like he loved Kat. He barely finishes that sentence until Jon grabs him by the throat and throws him against the wall. Tells him if he touches Sansa he will kill him. End of story end of scene. The order of scenes here might be wrong because they are pretty quick and happen all over. If I remember correctly the next scene is Sam sneaking into Mormonts cell at night and is there to attempt to cure Mormonts Greyscale. This is the best scene of the episode for sure. Really graphic and tense since Jorah has to be completely quiet while Sam literally cuts chunks of his skin off with a scapel. Lots of white puss and graphic imagery. Sam takes a scapel/needle thing and right when he is about to plunge it into Mormonts chest we cut to an image of a fork piercing a pie filled with a white paste of some sort, meant to look like the puss that came from mormonts wounds and this guy just full on scoops a mouthful. Yummy. Theres a scene with Arya at the Inn. She sees that Pie guy or whatever. He offers her pie. She takes a bite mentions how good it is. He goes on about how to brown the crusts before cooking the whole thing or somehting like that and thats why its so good but no one cooks em like that because it takes too long. Arya says she didnt do that when she cooked them. He's confused but its an obvious nod to when she cooked the Freys and fed them to Walder. She is informed of Jon becoming the king of the north and decides to change her mind and head north. On her way there shes camping for the day in the woods and she notices her horse getting very nervous and upset. Next thing she knows shes surrounded by a pack of wolves. Then dun dun dunnn her Direwolf (if anyone can remember her name would appreciate) shows up, and she is...MASSIVE. Deffinitely the biggest direwolf hands down. Makes Ghost look like a little bitch. They have a moment and Arya tries to convince it to come with her to Winterfell, assuming it understands. The direwolf recognizes her but theres this kind of moment like we both are not the same people we use to be. Her direwolf leaves with the pack and Arya says something along the lines of "Thats not you anymore." The final scene is the big boat battle between the greyjoys. Pretty epic pretty good. Two sandsnakes are killed by Euron, one strangled and hung from the front of the boat, the other has two swords shoved into her and shes propped up. Elleria gets captured along with I think is Tyene Sand. Eurons fleet wins and Theon is put in a fight or flight situation. Euron has Yara by the throat, eggs Theon to come save her. He pussies out and dives into the water. Leaving her behind. Sad. Last scene is Tyrion floating in the water looking on at the fleet in flames as Eurons ship sails away in the distance Now that's how you post a spoiler!
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mike12345 posted:not reading all that poo poo, someone do a tldr Arya kills the Freys. Bran gets to the wall. Jon unites the north. Sansa rejects Littlefinger. Cersei tries to get Jon to join her. Tormund and Brienne have a comedy skit. Dany finally gets to the Westeros.
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Jul 16, 2017 21:27
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I hope the Zombie Giants step on someone
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Jul 17, 2017 03:14
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Considering the amount of bullshit in this episode, I feel confident saying they could have finished this in 10 episodes in one season.
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Jul 17, 2017 04:53
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Chinatown posted:i hope the series finale end up with jerry seinfeld waking up and going "drat that was a weird dream" and then the bass guitar plays It would be even better if Dick Loudon wakes up in the hospital after getting hit in the head with a golf ball.
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Jul 17, 2017 05:11
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I think it is important that the zombie giants have names. I suggest Larry, Curly and Zeppo.
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Jul 17, 2017 05:12
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Super Maester: Fatty, how much does that heart weigh? Fatty: I saw the white walkers. Super Maester: monologue. Then he leaves. Ok then.
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Jul 17, 2017 05:37
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Tormund is going to die. Walkers gonna go through Eastwatch. That's where he is. RIP Tormund/Brienne bromance.
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Jul 17, 2017 05:52
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Spoilers episode 3-7, please.
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Jul 17, 2017 18:03
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I liked how Arya was considering killing them all but didn't because wine dude reminded her of hot pie.
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Jul 17, 2017 18:53
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Next week: Dany and co. meet up with queen of thorns. They plan and invite Jon. The north says don't go jon. Jon gets a message from Sam saying go get the dragon glass. Then a boat battle where euron kills the sand snakes and blows up the greyjoy fleet. Yara gets captured. Theon runs away.
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Jul 17, 2017 19:08
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I hope Arya kills Sansa.
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Jul 17, 2017 19:12
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when bad pussy dies next week, i hope she whips her boobs out one more time and shouts "these are for you, bronn!" Also, where was bronn? Why episode 1 sucked: Tyrion said nothing Varys said nothing No Bronn the perfect show would be Tyrion and Bronn going on adventures with Varys as their point of contact.
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Jul 17, 2017 19:16
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Arya is super ninja woman now. She can kill entire armies.
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Jul 18, 2017 01:37
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Blazing Ownager posted:So I already think I know what's going to happen with the utterly ruined Euron Grayjoy (who is way cooler in the books from what I can tell), he's going to go get the dragon controlling horn he already had in the books for Cersei. I bet those ships getting roasted in the trailer were Danny's. Stop putting poo poo in spoilers, idiots.
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Jul 18, 2017 14:04
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Gotta agree. The new black outfits all look really bad. Jamie had a nice kit for a while. Now that black thing just looks bad. As do the Dany-ites.
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Jul 18, 2017 18:44
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:iirc he also said he's specifically said he's deliberately trying to stop anyone from finishing the story posthumously too. Actually, it is the reverse. He has let a couple people know the main plot points for the rest of the series so that they can finish when he dies. Notice I said when? That's the joke. he's gonna die.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:haha what? that was rape. how do we know they didn't mean that? that seems pretty crazy. It wasn't rape. It was incest. it can be both
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Jul 18, 2017 19:07
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Jamie raped Cersei. Ramsay hosed Sansa.
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Cersei in black made sense. But putting everyone else in black lessens the impact of her evil queen clothes. Arya in a black jump suit would work, though.
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