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This show needs more brooding Also, this Dany actress chick has terrible range and sucks at being in any way intimidating or regal
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Nightman, obvs
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Aug 1, 2017 21:02
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"Top 10 Game of Thrones Characters that are Bad and Boujie"
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Aug 1, 2017 21:07
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Euron is great, because he's the only character who realizes he's on a TV show.
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Aug 1, 2017 21:13
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yeah I eat rear end posted:that was what I tried to bring up but if you've ever tried to argue against a group of riled up nerds who think they have the moral highground it's much easier to just roll your eyes and say "ok i'm going back to work". I think they miss the point of the books. "Act honorably, wind up dead" might as well be the tagline.
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Aug 1, 2017 21:21
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Sansa is the worst loving character, imo. She's basically a mean girl that discovered the popular dude was a psychopath. I don't remember the books as well, but I do think that in some way she is responsible for the whole goddamn mess with her dad getting found out. Also, she hosed over the wolves somehow, can't remember the details.
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Aug 1, 2017 21:24
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I hope Arya kills Sansa
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Aug 1, 2017 21:36
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Euron asking Jamie how to buttfuck Cersei was pretty great
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Aug 1, 2017 21:40
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I thought only people who masturbate to Lola Bunny like that lady
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Aug 2, 2017 00:17
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Stephen King should send George some of whatever cocaine he was taking in the 80s, those loving books are never going to be finished. Or worse, he'll get frustrated and do some, "And then the dragons ate the bad guys, and everyone was cool with it, THE END"
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Aug 2, 2017 14:03
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I was hoping the Sand Snakes would get dipped in acid, Roger Rabbit style; what a loving mess they made of the whole Dorne faction.
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Aug 2, 2017 15:06
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Dany discovers she's actually a real bad Queen, and kind of a real rear end in a top hat, throws herself off the castle wall, the end.
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Aug 2, 2017 15:13
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Toadvine posted:Fine I'll go read the books! Just read through 1-3, be like "whoa, things got really crazy" and then pretend the author died and we'll never know how it ends It's better that way
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Aug 2, 2017 15:17
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Waltzing Along posted:I'd rather read GBS for 3 hours every day than read a page of gurm. Don't you want to read 3 pages about blood sausages?
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Aug 2, 2017 15:33
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But what about the sand snakes, hissssssssss What a loving mess. Even the books made Dorne sound rad as gently caress.
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Aug 2, 2017 15:58
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Why did GRRM spend so many pages on Brienne, she is the most boring and undynamic character in the whole loving series.
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Aug 2, 2017 16:29
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GRRM wishes he was good enough to suck on Gene Wolfe's balls
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Aug 2, 2017 20:44
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bloom posted:Biology is pretty cool for giving us boobs and dicks and butts. We could be laying eggs or something lame like that instead. Thing is, birds and ducks would probably be talking about "some bitch's fine rear end egg sac" if they could communicate
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Aug 2, 2017 21:19
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bad poosey
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Aug 2, 2017 21:33
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Don't get this thread shut down yet, dudes, I gotta get home before I can open any of these
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Aug 2, 2017 22:21
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The Ice Zombies is the most boring part about the whole series. The politics and war are fun enough without adding all the zombie bullshit. I think the dragons are lame too. The less magical poo poo is happening, the more entertained I am.
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Aug 3, 2017 15:08
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Toadvine posted:The gods poo poo is cool though, and I liked the witch who killed danys baby and khal drogo. That was good because it more or less shows you that magical poo poo either doesn't work, or doesn't work in a positive way. Like a monkey's paw. There was a brief thing where we thought, "Oh poo poo, these dragons are killing innocent people! Maybe they aren't the best thing to bring back!" Then the producers said, "Nevermind, LOL, dragons are rad and well-behaved!"
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Aug 3, 2017 15:14
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:The show will pull some retarded poo poo like "there must always be one Night King to control the zombies or they will end up rampaging wildly" That's some straight Blizzard level, poo poo writing Which means you're probably right.
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Aug 3, 2017 15:15
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Toadvine posted:Or when Cat stark royally pissed off the gods for not keeping her end of the bargain and they killed most of her family Just saw the episode where she tells the story, that was a hearty chuckle for me. "Bitch, things gonna get way worse!"
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Aug 3, 2017 15:23
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Yolomon Wayne posted:loving poo poo you just gave me an idea who will be the new Ice Zombie Well, she was already the Ice Bitch
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Aug 3, 2017 15:34
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EPIC fat guy vids posted:"A wizard did it!" Is such a freaking boring way to write things... ffs. Glad I never got invested in the books. I feel like the correct answer for GRRM is "I don't know why there's a long winter because the characters don't know why there's a long winter."
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Aug 3, 2017 16:37
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Decebal posted:Another example of why it's better to allow more mystery into a story. Look at Alien ! Scott explaining how the xenomorph came to be is so disappointing compared to the mystery that reigned before. Definitely, it's way more scary to think some alien species just evolved to be this horrific naturally. It's like the universe saying "you primate fucks ain't ready for this"
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Aug 3, 2017 18:34
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Dany is pretty loving dull, imo She must come from the Michelle Rodriguez School of Make the Same Face All the Time
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Aug 4, 2017 12:57
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Why wouldn't Arya just sneak up on her big rear end while she's asleep and stick knife down her throat? What's the point of being an assassin if you do stupid poo poo like fight fair?
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Aug 4, 2017 16:05
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Hmmm, I wonder what I should do with my army
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Aug 4, 2017 20:22
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Is Dany going to annoy me this episode? Spoilers yes
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Aug 7, 2017 01:32
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Why are they trying so hard to make Tyrion incompetent now?
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Aug 7, 2017 04:38
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The show runners keep trying to convince us that the common folk are really stoked about some chick bringing back dragons. I bet to them it's like someone saying, "Yo dudes, smallpox is back, haha!"
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Aug 7, 2017 12:24
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Every character is better in the books, except for Dany. She is just as retarded in the books.
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Aug 7, 2017 12:41
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Toadvine posted:At the beginning of the show I didn't think I'd be rooting for the kingslayer sister fucker to kick white female Jesus's butt, yet alas... Yeah, I was somewhat surprised to find myself hoping Jamie drives that spear right through her face
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Aug 7, 2017 14:25
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WampaLord posted:Do none of you fuckers understand that they're training and that Brienne doesn't actually want to murder the Princess of Winterfell in front of the Lady of Winterfell, two people who she has sworn her life to? You're the guy who named your cat Arya, right?
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Aug 7, 2017 14:44
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Brienne is lame, and I wish Zombie Catelyn had killed her
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Aug 7, 2017 14:47
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"Looks like we had plenty of money all along!" What a stupid plot device.
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Aug 7, 2017 16:37
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Well, I've got this badass unbeatable fantasy horde, guess I'll send them out to gently caress up a supply train, the prime target of any army. You know what? I think they need a dragon to win this fight! Yeah, let me get my combat negligee on and help out!
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I seem to recall horses dislike camels and elephants, but they are too stupid to refuse certain death.
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