Outrail posted:

Oh no, the dragon destroyed the single siege engine we built to take care of three dragons. Welp, might as well hand over the keys, we're done.

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

I would rather Dany, Jamie, Jon, and Tyrion all die than have Bronn be killed.

oh dope posted:

The tv show is a better tv show than the books are books

Zzulu posted:

Dany is the fan favourite and wont be makin a heel turn

I hope she does though but cmon, not as long as the skellymans are still coming. The dragon is obviously going to be a pivotal weapon against them

At best she'll have an "almost mad" moment but will be reeled in by her buds

oh dope posted:

*King's Landing has been attacked and set ablaze by Daenerys and her dragons. She lands amidst the fire and chaos and people running for their lives. Tyrion runs up to her.*

Tyrion: Daenerys, excuse me. EXCUSE ME! What in the world are you thinking?

Dany: Tyrion, the first thing you need to do is to tell these people to shut up if you wanna hear what I've got to say. The first thing you gotta realize brother, is this right here is the future of Westeros. You can call this the New World Order of Westeros. These three dragons right here came from a great big horde out east and everybody was wondering where the khaleesi was. Well, who knows more about dragons than me, brother? Let me tell you something. I made that horde a monster. I made slaves free out there. I made the people that ran that continent dead out there. And when it all came to pass, the name Daenerys Targaryen, the Mother of Dragons, got bigger than the whole organization. Khal Drogo wanted to talk turkey with Dany Targaryen. Well the Good Masters promised me Unsullied, brother. Xao Xhoan Doxos promised me millions of dollars. Viserys promised me...well he sold me into slavery. And as far as Meereen goes, Pentos, and the whole Essos goes, I'm bored brother. That's why these three dragons here, these are the pets I want as my friends. They are the new blood of Westeros, brother. And not only are we going to take over the Seven Kingdoms with Dothraki and the Unsullied, the monsters with me, we will destroy everything in our path, Tyrion.

im cute posted:

cat is in the running for Dumbest Character along with literally every other character except onion hands and Qyburn

Glenn Quebec posted:

Bran, the newly autismal treeman three eyed raven seer cripple stares at nothing for a while after reuniting with his long lost half brother Jon Snow. His eyes are rolled into the back of his head as he begins to warg. "Ehyd u kiss me down thar"

Stranger Danger Ranger posted:

love her upside down smile

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Jon falls in love with Gendry and take over Craster's abandoned keep. Their first night there, as Gendry undresses Jon and notices Jon shaking nervously, Gendry tells him: "We must be brave if we're going to make this work."
"Can I be brave if I'm afraid?" Jon replies
"That is the only time a man can be brave." Gendry states with a knowing certainty. Gendry takes Jon in his mouth.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

Toadvine posted:

I think this last page is bad and thread needs to pull up fast

Waltzing Along posted:

Heffer posted:

lol tyrion is going to replace the baby in its crib when cersei isnt looking