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bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
Name (First & Last): Ogie Ogilthorpe III
Birthday: 1/1
Birth Year (1999-2001): 99
Height: 5'11
Weight: 185
City: Guelph
Country: Canada
Position: LW
Number: 2
Handedness: ?

Pick one of the paths to the Pros:
Federal League

Player Type: psycho
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Ogie Ogilthorpe Sr.

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stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Name (First & Last): Stabby McStabson
Birthday: 6 june
Birth Year (1999-2001): 2000
Height: 6"4
Weight: 220
City: St.Lin De tin tin or St.Alphonse de Rodriguez (or some other lovely city in Quebec)
Country: canada
Position: C
Number: 666
Handedness: left

Pick one of the paths to the Pros: Major Junior (The Q plz)


Player Type:
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Sniper guy who snipes goals in the name of Satan- real life counterpart: Miroslav Satan who can score goals and not get hurt

stab fucked around with this message at 15:48 on May 25, 2017

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
What I need from you
Name (First & Last): Yoko Zuna
Birthday: 4/20
Birth Year (1999-2001): 99
Height: 6'4
Weight: Maximum
City: Honolulu
Country: Hawaii
Position: Goalie
Number: 98
Handedness: Left

Pick one of the paths to the Pros:
Major Junior

Player Type: Fat Sumo Goalie
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player:
Martin Brodeur

Zip!
Aug 14, 2008

Keep on pushing
little buddy

What I need from you
Name (First & Last): Guy Fieri
Birthday: 22 January
Birth Year (1999-2001): 2000
Height: 1.78 m
Weight: 230lbs
City: Columbus
Country: US
Position: C
Number: 67
Handedness: Right

Pick one of the paths to the Pros: OHL
Player Type: Sniper
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Can you make him a whiney piss baby who rarely passes and jumps ship at the first sign of difficulty? That'd be grand!

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Zip! posted:

Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Can you make him a whiney piss baby who rarely passes and jumps ship at the first sign of difficulty? That'd be grand!

Thinktank and Fieri would make dynamite teammates.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

e: nevermind, I miscalculated

Hockles fucked around with this message at 19:36 on May 25, 2017

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
Name (First & Last): Miracle Johnson
Birthday: April 20
Birth Year (1999-2001): 2001
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 205lbs
City: Las Vegas
Country: US
Position: RW
Number: 22
Handedness: Right

Pick one of the paths to the Pros: College
Player Type: Power Forward
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Shithead with good scoring touch and clutch ability. Basically Claude Lemieux

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


Name (First & Last): Scott Johns
Birthday: April 5th
Birth Year (1999-2001): '01
Height: 6'8"
Weight: 260lb
City: Ontario CA
Country: USA
Position: RW
Number: 71
Handedness: Right

Pick one of the paths to the Pros:
College

Player Type:
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: John Scott, but not as garbage at the hockey parts.

Forward Player Types: Power Forward

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

mentholmoose posted:

Name (First & Last): Agent Jack Bauer
Birthday: July 4th
Birth Year (1999-2001): 2001
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 195lbs
City: Los Angeles
Country: :911:
Position: C
Number: 76
Handedness: R

Pick one of the paths to the Pros: College

Player type: Two-way Forward
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Ryan Kesler, but like five times as American

So Jack Johnson on offense?

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES
Name (First & Last): Kaido Hoovelson
Birthday: 9/11
Birth Year (1999-2001): 2001
Height: 6'9"
Weight: 275
City: Tallinn
Country: Estonia
Position: Defense
Number: 69
Handedness: L

Pick one of the paths to the Pros:
Europe

Player Type: OFD
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Erik Karlsson, but 6'9"

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

gently caress yeah!

Hockles posted:

What I need from you
Name (First & Last): Cruz McBroozer
Birthday: Jan 7th
Birth Year (1999-2001): 2000
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 230 lb
City: Birmingham, Alabama
Country: US
Position: RW
Number: 48
Handedness: R

Pick one of the paths to the Pros:
College

Player Type: Power Forward
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Clark Gillies


Also, thanks for doing this again, Hockles!

Rotten Cookies fucked around with this message at 00:00 on May 26, 2017

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004





:japan::respek::japan:

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Can I still get in?

Name (First & Last): Puck Sonette
Birthday: Sept. 11
Birth Year (1999-2001): 2001
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 185
City: Shawinigan, QC
Country: Cana-duh
Position: Centre
Number: 42
Handedness: Left

Pick one of the paths to the Pros:
College

Player Type:
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: David Desharnais - all of the passing but none of the scoring

Forward Player Types: Playmaker
[/quote]

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

1 more spot, then we start!

Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

Did I get it?

Name (First & Last): Bernie Sanders
Birthday: September 8
Birth Year (1999-2001): 2000
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 225lbs
City: Brooklyn, NY
Country: USA
Position: LW
Number: 75
Handedness: Left

Pick one of the paths to the Pros: College
Player Type: Playmaker
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Jagr or Iginla in their prime. Pure playmaking winger who will "redistribute" points to his working class teammates

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

We are full-up. I'll get started on this either tonight or tomorrow night. Good luck everyone. Don't be a shitter! Also, bookmark this thread since it will probably get moved.


HK, if needed you can move this over to The Armchair Quarterback. If it can stay in SAS proper, that's cool too. :)

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
three september 11 people

goons truly are the peak of comedy

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Top Hats Monthly posted:

three september 11 people

goons truly are the peak of comedy

Mulkku loves it because people never forget his birthday.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Top Hats Monthly posted:

three september 11 people

goons truly are the peak of comedy

I mean how could you not?

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Top Hats Monthly posted:

three september 11 people

goons truly are the peak of comedy

Just wait until next edition, when most players will have birthdates of June 11, 2002.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

For those who picked "College" or "Europe" for their path: if you want to specify what college you attended or what team overseas you play for, I can in include in some stuff.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
taro will lead hc davos to spengler cup glory

the game probably doesn't recognize the spengler cups existence, but that just means you can't prove he didn't

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

fits posted:

taro will lead hc davos to spengler cup glory

the game probably doesn't recognize the spengler cups existence, but that just means you can't prove he didn't

You just willed it into existence! Sorry, everybody else in that draft class. :(

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
oh no. what have i done

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

Hockles posted:

For those who picked "College" or "Europe" for their path: if you want to specify what college you attended or what team overseas you play for, I can in include in some stuff.

im assuming hc viking of the estonian meistriliiga is not available, nor dinamo riga, so i guess Växjö Lakers

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

a false posted:

im assuming hc viking of the estonian meistriliiga is not available

Sure it is! Any team you want to play for, before getting drafted, is available!

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

Hockles posted:

Sure it is! Any team you want to play for, before getting drafted, is available!

sick. HC Viking it is

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

shyduck posted:

Name (First & Last): Danny Provolone

the trash talking of danny provolone
the venomous sting of running back......rake yohn

ultra sick legends of football trivia reference, i swear me and my friends still quote that poo poo to this day

quote:


:eyepop: I'm hoping Mr. Touchdown just scored a goal here

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Turdsdown Tom posted:

:eyepop: I'm hoping Mr. Touchdown just scored a goal here

I don't remember exactly who scored it, but it was definitely a goal for your team. I was only half paying attention to the game, just to get some footage to capture.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Nidaros Hockey if available please Mr. Hockles. If not, Manglerud Star.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Hockles posted:

For those who picked "College" or "Europe" for their path: if you want to specify what college you attended or what team overseas you play for, I can in include in some stuff.

Set my dude up with the Michigan Wolverines. I always thought their unis were cool. :)

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET

Hockles posted:

For those who picked "College" or "Europe" for their path: if you want to specify what college you attended or what team overseas you play for, I can in include in some stuff.

Sure, I'll say Agent Jack Bauer played at, uh, Boston University.

Anders posted:

So Jack Johnson on offense?

More or less, yes, but way better because he's Jack Bauer.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Central Scouting Preseason 2017 NHL Draft Projections


Comments
The projection will get narrowed down a bit, as the season goes on.
I took some liberties with the teams came from, if it wasn't specified.
Everybody else, keep posting the teams you want to play for pre-draft.
I'll post the All-Star Break standings and projections tomorrow.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
University of Nebraska Omaha

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Go Islanders!

These fuckin' Blades think paying me $150 a month and letting me live with Bill and Glenda Shultz near SIAST is a great contract offer. Assholes.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Hockles posted:

Sure it is! Any team you want to play for, before getting drafted, is available!

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Pylon don't do local Belarus league. Pylon only plays for best KHL team, the Dinamo Minsk of glorious Belarus.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Woop, I'm getting drafted. Probably.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Bavel Bortkin is an HC Dinamo Minsk player for sure

Kilza posted:

Pylon don't do local Belarus league. Pylon only plays for best KHL team, the Dinamo Minsk of glorious Belarus.

boo, nevermind that then

Bavel Bortkin represents Metallurg Magnitogorsk

Aye Doc fucked around with this message at 23:17 on May 26, 2017

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Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



I'm perfectly happy with SC Bern

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