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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

With the 43rd Overall Pick, the Philadelphia Flyers select....

From the Cardiff Devils of the EIHL... Stanley Matthews III


#7 is retired by the Flyers

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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

With the 45th Overall Pick, the New Jersey Devils select....

From the Syracuse Bulldogs of the Federal League... Ogie Ogilthorpe III

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

With the 73rd Overall Pick, the Philadelphia Flyers select....

From the Moose Jaw Warriors... Bubba Biscuits

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
fitting

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Draft Summary







I only did the rounds that goons got drafted in. I'll get around to the offseason report tomorrow some time

Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

Hockles posted:

For those who picked "College" or "Europe" for their path: if you want to specify what college you attended or what team overseas you play for, I can in include in some stuff.

I guess University of Vermont makes sense for Sanders

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Glambags posted:

I guess University of Vermont makes sense for Sanders

That's the one I have as a placeholder! :hfive:

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

aunt jemima posted:

Good young team, full of future stars. This'll be great

i know we're in an alternate universe and that this is also very low stakes, but man, actually wanting to be associated with the colorado avalanche right now...

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
Seems legit. Matthews gonna fly, Biscuits gonna make other guys fly.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Thinktank ready to rip it up in the WHL this year on route to that 1st overall selection baby

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
I would probably kill myself in a Wild Senators cup where the Wild lose, I can't wait to get drafted and have an absolute joke of a career/turn into Ulf Samuelsson/Sami Helenius


Basically I need a nickname is what I'm saying so I get staying power, I'll take anything

Aldrig Mjölnir Glömma gonna make you all cry.

I am not going to LARP on twitter but I am going to screw around in this thread, a lot.

Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 17:47 on May 29, 2017

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
I can't think of anything loving worse than my tribute to the golden god being drafted by the New York loving Islanders. we better win the goddamn cup or something in my rookie season because I'm slamming that mf "request trade" button

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Top Hats Monthly posted:

I would probably kill myself in a Wild Senators cup where the Wild lose, I can't wait to get drafted and have an absolute joke of a career/turn into Ulf Samuelsson/Sami Helenius


Basically I need a nickname is what I'm saying so I get staying power, I'll take anything

Aldrig Mjölnir Glömma gonna make you all cry.

I am not going to LARP on twitter but I am going to screw around in this thread, a lot.

Aldrig "Fika" Glömma. :colbert:

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Anders posted:

Aldrig "Fika" Glömma. :colbert:

Should I be offended by this or embrace it? There's so many ways to read into it. Fika rules though :coffee:

Or should I just never forget Fika

Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 23:13 on May 29, 2017

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2017 Offseason News

Notable Retirements
Marian Hossa
Pavel Datsyuk
Shane Doan
Zdeno Chara
Chris Kunitz
Brian Gionta
Full Lists: http://imgur.com/a/AW8wb & http://i.imgur.com/9zz0DKG.png


Transaction News
ANA -- signed rookie Danny Provolone to a 3-year ELC
BOS -- signed rookie Ewic Windros to a 3-year ELC
CAR -- signed rookie Gord Gordon to a 3-year ELC
COL -- signed rookie Aunt Jemima to a 3-year ELC
EDM -- signed rookie Aejix Dundee to a 3-year ELC
NJ -- signed rookie Ogie Ogilthorpe III to a 3-year ELC
NYI -- signed rookie Touchdown Thomas to a 3-year ELC
Bubba Biscuits remains unsigned, but PHI still retains his rights
PHI -- signed rookie Stanley Matthews III to a 3-year ELC
SJ -- signed rookie Anders Potetson to a 3-year ELC


2017-18 Opening Night Info
ANA -- assigned Danny Provolone to Erie of the OHL for the 2017-18 season
BOS -- assigned Ewic Windros to Oshawa of the OHL for the 2017-18 season
CAR -- assigned Gord Gordon to Vancouver of the WHL for the 2017-18 season
COL -- assigned Aunt Jemima to Portland of the WHL for the 2017-18 season
EDM -- assigned Aejix Dundee to Bakersfield of the AHL, his role is Minor Backup Goalie
NJ -- assigned Ogie Ogilthorpe III to Albany of the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD
NYI -- assigned Touchdown Thomas to Charlottetown of the QMJHL for the 2017-18 season
PHI -- assigned Bubba Biscuits to Moose Jaw of the WHL for the 2017-18 season
PHI -- assigned Stanley Matthews III to Lehigh Valley of the AHL, his role is Other FWD
SJ -- assigned Anders Potetson to San Jose of the AHL, his role is Other FWD


Comments
Potetson is also on the Trading Block
I'll post the 2018 Draft Class projections soon

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Getting traded already Anders? Did you make fun of Burns' beard or something?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Top Hats Monthly posted:

I am not going to LARP on twitter but I am going to screw around in this thread, a lot.

Good! I want the thread to get more interaction. :)

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Central Scouting Preseason 2018 NHL Draft Projections


Comments
I think I got everyone on this group who specified a team.
Still a few people left who haven't requested a team.
I'll do the All-Star Break stuff tomorrow.
Spoilers: Somebody makes the NHL already.

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
Oh I guess I need to specify a team for next year. Give me Moose Jaw, Sask-Kach-Ee-Waan

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Poor Guy Fieri being stuck in Barrie. A fate worse than death.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Aldrig Glömma is known for his bone crunching checks and punches, for that reason, on his fingers he has the letters F I K A and P A U S tattooed. On his thumbs he has a small tattoo of the Swedish flag and of the Midnight Sun. He, has also set multiple penalty records in Sweden for game misconducts and match penalties

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


Hockles posted:

Comments
I think I got everyone on this group who specified a team.
Still a few people left who haven't requested a team.

I don't know a dang thing about NCAA hockey so I can't really give you anything for that.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Haha I love that ThinkTank plays in Quebec City. I feel like that would be his nightmare.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Azure Dementist posted:

I don't know a dang thing about NCAA hockey so I can't really give you anything for that.

You could go USHL if you want. Throw a dart at a map. Make up a college. Whatever your heart desires.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Azure Dementist posted:

I don't know a dang thing about NCAA hockey so I can't really give you anything for that.

Set yourself up to become a rival with whoever is going to Hamline

Bethel
Gustavus Adolphus
St Olaf
St Johns

Choose a MIACTION school

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


Well, one Scott Johns would have to go to St Johns, so sign him up.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Azure Dementist posted:

Well, one Scott Johns would have to go to St Johns, so sign him up.

Scott Johns going to Saint John's is the best thing for hockey

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Set yourself up to become a rival with whoever is going to Hamline

Bethel
Gustavus Adolphus
St Olaf
St Johns

Choose a MIACTION school

That's a deepcut for anyone that isn't in Minnesota.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Hockles posted:

Central Scouting Preseason 2018 NHL Draft Projections


Projected high? Better hit my twitter up and delete all the times I said "I love boobies"

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Hockles posted:

Central Scouting Preseason 2018 NHL Draft Projections


Comments
I think I got everyone on this group who specified a team.
Still a few people left who haven't requested a team.
I'll do the All-Star Break stuff tomorrow.
Spoilers: Somebody makes the NHL already.

Div 3 NCAA player gunnin' for a first round pick in the NHL after (hopefully) tearing it up for Hamline.











Pipers, bitch.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
Why doesn't this game have an option to play helmetless with a fro

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

bewbies posted:

Why doesn't this game have an option to play helmetless with a fro

I can assure you he has a fro. I didn't have the time in to stage a fight over and over until his helmet came off.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
I just hope Glömma looks like the biggest stereotype possible

Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

Hockles posted:

Central Scouting Preseason 2018 NHL Draft Projections


Comments
I think I got everyone on this group who specified a team.
Still a few people left who haven't requested a team.
I'll do the All-Star Break stuff tomorrow.
Spoilers: Somebody makes the NHL already.

Which Bad Team will Feel The Bern?

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

yellowcar posted:

Getting traded already Anders? Did you make fun of Burns' beard or something?

They are afraid I'd spend to much time with Lars Fredriksen in the East Bay.

That and my aquavit pre-game ritual.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Should I be offended by this or embrace it? There's so many ways to read into it. Fika rules though :coffee:

Or should I just never forget Fika

I'm Norwegian. Obviously it was ment to offend :downs:

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls

Hockles posted:

With the 5th Overall Pick, the Boston Bruins select....

From the Oshawa Generals... Ewic Windros



oh man, Windros and Marchand is going to be the best shitbag combo

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Anders posted:

I'm Norwegian. Obviously it was ment to offend :downs:

I have titles off, I should have guessed.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Top Hats Monthly posted:

I just hope Glömma looks like the biggest stereotype possible

Not sure what that would look like, but for most people I kept their appearance really generic for speed purposes.

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Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Hockles posted:

Not sure what that would look like, but for most people I kept their appearance really generic for speed purposes.
Generic swede.

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