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Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Hockles posted:

Poost is going to go home with some AHL hardware

Three things:
1) Jus Poost can actually see Russia from his house.
2) AWWW YIIIIIS
3) I feel dirty being happy for a even a fake, virtual player, enjoying success in the Bruins system

I do want Marchand/Windros/Poost tho.

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Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Sharks miss the playoffs by one point :smith:

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Aww, a bit of a drop for Hugh. Well, increases his chances of going to a good team, so it's not all bad.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Hockles posted:

All-Stars
Metropolitan - Touchdown Thomas (1st selection)

Notable Stats
Thomas is 9th in the NHL in points, & 4th in Goals

Comments
Thomas gets bumped up to 1st Line FWD and makes the ASG as a rookie!

holy poo poo lmao :eyepop:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2018-19 Season Update







NHL Awards
Stanley Cup Champions
Ottawa Senators

Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record)
Buffalo Sabres


Art Ross Trophy (Most Points)
Steven Stamkos -- Tampa Bay Lightning

Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP)
Steven Stamkos -- Tampa Bay Lightning

James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman)
Erik Karlsson -- Ottawa Senators

Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct)
Vladimir Tarasenko -- St. Louis Blues

Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year)
Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders

Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP)
Veini Vehvilainen -- Ottawa Senators

Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender)
Jonathan Quick -- Los Angeles Kings

William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against)
Joonas Korpisalo/Sergei Bobrovsky -- Columbus Blue Jackets

Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey)
Steven Santini -- New Jersey Devils

Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward)
Jordan Staal -- Carolina Hurricanes

Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA)
Steven Stamkos -- Tampa Bay Lightning

Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals)
Vladimir Tarasenko -- St. Louis Blues






AHL Awards
Calder Cup (AHL's Stanley Cup)
Providence Bruins

Macgregor Kilpatrick Trophy (AHL's President's Trophy)
Utica Comets


John B. Sollenberger Trophy (Most Regular Season Points)
Alex DeBrincat -- Rockford IceHogs

Les Cunningham Award (League MVP)
Alex DeBrincat -- Rockford IceHogs

Willie Marshall Award (Most Regular Season Goals)
Jus Poost -- Providence Bruins

Dudley "Red" Garrett Memorial Award (Rookie of the Year)
Jus Poost -- Providence Bruins

Eddie Shore Award (Best Defenseman)
Niklas Hansson -- Texas Stars

Aldege "Baz" Bastien Memorial Award (Best Goaltender)
Mackenzie Blackwood -- Albany Devils

Jack A. Butterfield Trophy (Playoff MVP)
Jake DeBrusk -- Providence Bruins

Fred T. Hunt Memorial Award (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey)
Alex DeBrincat -- Rockford IceHogs

Yanick Dupre Memorial Award (Community Involvement)
Dalton Prout -- Texas Stars

Harry "Hap" Holmes Memorial Award (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against)
Kari Lehtonen/Mats Viklund -- Texas Stars




Central Scouting Final 2019 NHL Draft Projections




Comments
Poost wins the first championship of any of the goons!
Thomas just edged out Ottawa's rookie goalie for the Calder

Next up: the Lottery reveal!

Hockles fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Jun 10, 2017

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2019 NHL Draft Lottery Results

10) Calgary
9.) Chicago
8.) Carolina
7.) NY Islanders
6.) Vancouver
5.) Philadelphia
4.) Colorado
3.) Washington
2.) Winnipeg



1.) Boston


Hmm, maybe draft tonight... 10pm EST I think

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Not liking those odds for Hugh

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
baller as gently caress to win Rookie Of The Year....but that also significantly reduces the chances of the Islanders wanting to trade me to an actually good team. At least I get to thrive individually in a sea of mediocrity :toot:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Turdsdown Tom posted:

baller as gently caress to win Rookie Of The Year....but that also significantly reduces the chances of the Islanders wanting to trade me to an actually good team. At least I get to thrive individually in a sea of mediocrity :toot:

Nippon will hopefully be joining you soon. :unsmith:

Also the Isles have the 7th pick so we might get a third goon to make a whole line with. :toot:

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

Furnaceface posted:

Nippon will hopefully be joining you soon. :unsmith:

Also the Isles have the 7th pick so we might get a third goon to make a whole line with. :toot:

i play defense so maybe not a line exactly, but i'll be very pleased if the islanders take me

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

Turdsdown Tom posted:

baller as gently caress to win Rookie Of The Year....but that also significantly reduces the chances of the Islanders wanting to trade me to an actually good team. At least I get to thrive individually in a sea of mediocrity :toot:


the john tavares method

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
Ducks-Sens in 2019 is going to kill me

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
I hope I get on a team with other goons so I can protect them <3

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

It is now time for the 2019 NHL Entry Draft.... The Boston Bruins are now on the clock

Hockles fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Jun 10, 2017

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

With the 1st Overall Pick, the Boston Bruins select....

From the Moose Jaw Warriors... Quayden Aydin

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

With the 2nd Overall Pick, the Winnipeg Jets select....

From the Lahti Pelicans of Liiga... Mulkku Paskiainen

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Hockles posted:

With the 1st Overall Pick, the Boston Bruins select....

From the Moose Jaw Warriors... Quayden Aydin



Sure

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

With the 3rd Overall Pick, the Washington Capitals select....

From the University of Michigan... Puck Sonette

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

With the 4th Overall Pick, the Colorado Avalanche select....

From the University of Akron... Coach Hockles

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES
cmon garth

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

With the 5th Overall Pick, the Philadelphia Flyers select....

From the SC Bern of the Swiss National League... Hugh Jass

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

a false posted:

cmon garth

what makes you think garth is still employed

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

With the 6th Overall Pick, the Vancouver Canucks select....

From the HC Viking Tallinn of Meistriliiga... Kaido Hoovelson

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

With the 9th Overall Pick, the Chicago Blackhawks select....

From Boston University... Jack Bauer

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

With the 13th Overall Pick, the New York Rangers select....

From the University of Providence... Miracle Johnson

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

With the 16th Overall Pick, the Montreal Canadiens select....

From the St. John's University... Scott Johns

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
mother loving shitballs

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

With the 17th Overall Pick, the Toronto Maple Leafs select....

From Djurgårdens IF of the SHL... Aldrig Glomma

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

With the 49th Overall Pick, the Los Angeles Kings select....

From HC Davos of the Swiss National League... Taro Tsujimoto

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Here are the 1st and 2nd Round summaries:




Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


Oh man, this is a great chance! I get to play for the Habs just like my hero.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Jun 5, 2017

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Oh gee, I hope Ovechkin-senpai notices me. :syoon:

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Haha scott johns gets to play in st.johns

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

stab posted:

Haha scott johns gets to play in st.johns

OK Hockles, fess up. How many times did you reroll the drafting to get this?

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

corn on the cop posted:

what makes you think garth is still employed

in this universe as in the real one garth is the eternal god-emperor

i hope the same can't be said for jim benning

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Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Cruz McBroozer ain't care if they said he got "character issues" and that he's on the trading block. I can drink with the best of em!





So whattife can't score worth a drat. Montrey'all don't want him, he don't want em either.

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