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What I need from you
Name (First & Last): Yoko Zuna
Birthday: 4/20
Birth Year (1999-2001): 99
Height: 6'4
Weight: Maximum
City: Honolulu
Country: Hawaii
Position: Goalie
Number: 98
Handedness: Left

Pick one of the paths to the Pros:
Major Junior

Player Type: Fat Sumo Goalie
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player:
Martin Brodeur

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only in my fantasies can ottawa rocket from the bottom of the league to the cup in the same year

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i don't think yokozuna "gets" twitter

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IT'S A TWEET FROM THE PAST DANIEL

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he's from honolulu read the lore

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hockles can you remove toronto from the league and sub in someone fun, like pirati chomutov or the toledo walleye

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hahaha

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FLAVOURTOWN PREDATORS

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Ducks-Sens in 2019 is going to kill me

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Pleads posted:

With a #1 D and #20 G it was actually Saskatoon who went 72-0, 16-0, 4-0 through the regular season, into the playoffs, and finally the Memorial Cup.

gord and yoko were co-winners of the stafford smythe trophy so they turned it into belts

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they have popeye's chicken in saskatoon now so yoko ain't even mad

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is matt murray a fringe starter like yokozuna

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yokozuna is putting up respectable, if not flashy numbers
he's a total lunchpail player, ie. he brings a lunchpail out to the net

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Trade yoko right loving now

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has yokozuna seriously never played a playoff game

e: oh there's the correct tab
well i'm still outraged at his middling team

checksin fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Jul 10, 2017

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yokozuna is getting too comfortable in the tampa sun

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a good old fashioned superstar shakeup would be fun i think

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yokozuna is putting together a curtis joseph-quality career

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Tampa is so unbelievably average

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Yokozuna was out getting his stomach stapled, which they described to the press as a lower body strain

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Yokozuna is definitely feeling the wanderlust right now

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What a way to reward Yokozuna for his loyalty

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Yokozuna continually getting those four year deals is so strange to me

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Tampa doing it for old man yoko

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DO IT FOR YOKO YOU SANDBAGS

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Get yoko the gently caress out of Tampa immediately

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Furnaceface posted:

Nippon got a pay increase!

And it was with an actual good team too. :woop:

You are celebrating being locked in the same prison as yokozuna, cursed to never win the big one

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Furnaceface posted:

23-24 Stanley Cup Champion Nippon Ichi does not like your defeatist attitude. :colbert:

look what you did

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i blame everyone but yokozuna for the complete collapse of the tampa bay lightning

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What plug tendy is taking Yoko's spot in Columbus

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fits posted:

too bad columbus is Bad

god he can never catch a break

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what the hell is an "other goalie"

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couldn't even push to get yoko his calder cup
god

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