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THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
yesssss

Name (First & Last): Ewic Windros
Birthday: 2/28
Birth Year (1999-2001): 1999
Height: 6'4
Weight: 230
City: London, Ontario
Country: :canada:
Position: C
Number: 88
Handedness: Right

Pick one of the paths to the Pros:
Major Junior

Player Type: Power Forward

Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWqyNCs8i3g

THE MACHO MAN fucked around with this message at 15:19 on May 25, 2017

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THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls

Hockles posted:

With the 5th Overall Pick, the Boston Bruins select....

From the Oshawa Generals... Ewic Windros



oh man, Windros and Marchand is going to be the best shitbag combo

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

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Marchand - Windros - Poost is going to be a terrific line of shitbags in 2-3 years good lord

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

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Hockles posted:

FYI, I can't pull up other teams' lines anymore, so your 'role' is the best I can do. However, it isn't a hard/fast rule. Look at your Minutes per Game stat to get an idea of what line you play on.

i'm amazed at how gimped BeAGM is every year and I don't know why

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

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Ewic Windros has come to NY to wead the Wangers just like his dad and gwand pappy

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

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windros you piece of poo poo DO SOMETHING

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

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I love the insane statlines this sim produces

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

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fits posted:

even absurd video game hockey careers don't come withing spitting distance of most of gretzkys all-time records :allears:

yeah, it's reinforced how awesome he was every year Hockles does this

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

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what bags of poo poo are in front of Lindros on the first?? FFS.

I should have never left Boston

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

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jesus christ, Windros has been to the playoffs once

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

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Windros has his 20 goals 6 of 8 years. He has 165 career goals and 6 loving career PPG goals. None in a 27 goal season last year.

What the poo poo are the Rangers doing

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

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I hope Windros gets CTE in the offseason

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

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rangers aren't hopelessly out just yet??

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

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oh, great. Now the Rangers are following the old Toronto philosophy of sucking, but only sucking enough to get 9th or 10th every year

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

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Pleads posted:

Toronto's in-fiction sucking now is to make the playoffs as a low seed every 2-3 years and immediately get swept.

I would take that. Windros hasn't seen the playoffs in almost a loving decade. I can only assume the games missed in his best season yet were due to a self-inflicted concussion.

Hockles, what the poo poo does the rest of the Rangers line up look like? Also how bad were they a few years ago that Hoovelson had a -51 :stonk:

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

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Rangers... not bad???

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

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Pleads posted:

The Metro is a poo poo division if you compare

Don't be mad that Gord's poo poo rear end play is dragging down that poo poo rear end franchise

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

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Pleads posted:

Gord Murphy's All-Time Rankings for Toronto Maple Leafs Individual Records

Games Played: 7th (964 GP)
Goals: 1st (453 G)
Plus/Minus: 1st (+169)
Powerplay Goals: 3rd (110 G)
Even Strength Goals: 1st (337 G)

He's like an inverse (and better) Borje Salming.

I love/hate that after all these years, the sim is still so broken that a dman, let alone anyone, could have a career statline of 441 goals and 27 assists

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

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EWIC WINDROS IS BACK IN THE PWAYOFFS

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

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Windros with 29 PIM in 5 playoff games. I hope he killed at least 4 people

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

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so Windros doubled his shooting % or something because he's his normal season goal total at half way :stonk:

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

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Potato's TOI climbs almost as fast as his PIMs. He basically line changes by punching someone in the head and going to the box

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

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first place, what the deuce

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

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Windros has one of his best years at a billion years old. Also the most PIM yet :psyduck:

Imagine if the teams he were on weren't such hunks of poo poo for years.

Hockles, what the hell do you set stats to to have these 35g 2 assist seasons??

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

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The Rangers run into a loving buzzsaw every year in the playoffs now

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THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

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Windrooooossss noooooooooooooooo

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