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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2035-36 Regular Season Update





Transaction News
None


Notable Stats
Thomas lead the NHL in Points, Aydin was 3rd
Thomas lead the NHL in Goals, Poost was 2nd
Thomas lead the NHL in +/-
Glomma lead the NHL in PIM


Comments
Thomas is gonna win all the awards again
Neither Bortnik or McPylon are going to win the Norris this year
TOR won the AHL Presidents Trophy

http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats

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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2035-36 Season Update







NHL Awards
Stanley Cup Champions
Florida Panthers

Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record)
Edmonton Oilers


Art Ross Trophy (Most Points)
Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders

Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP)
Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders

James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman)
J. Beleskey -- Edmonton Oilers

Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct)
J. Bochenski -- Colorado Avalanche

Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year)
G. Paco -- Tampa Bay Lightning

Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP)
M. Tulupoc -- Florida Panthers

Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender)
D. Ashton -- New York Islanders

William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against)
A. Parros -- Edmonton Oilers

Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey)
M. Soderstrom -- Montreal Canadiens

Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward)
T. Smithson -- Montreal Canadiens

Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA)
Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders

Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals)
Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders



Upcoming Free Agents
ARZ -- Southie Paux
BOS -- Quayden Aydin
BOS -- Jus Poost
COL -- Soup Athanatos
COL -- Puck Sonette
LA -- Aldrig Glomma
NJ -- Jack Bauer
NYI -- Touchdown Thomas
PHI -- Hugh Jass
SJ -- Cruz McBroozer
TB -- Yokozuna
Nippon Ichi
Ogie Ogilthorpe III
Jeremiah ThinkTank
Bubba Biscuits
Miracle Johnson
Stanley Matthews III


Comments
Gordon and Sanders both finally win a Cup in the twilight of their career
Toronto (AHL) got eliminated in the first round
This may be the end for a bunch of goons, look at all those free agents

http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2036 Offseason News

Notable Retirements
Jus Poost -- 1355gp - 864g - 607a - 1471p
Soup Athanatos -- 1372gp - 781g - 470a - 1251p
Gord Gordon -- 1430gp - 462g - 498a - 960p
Stanley Matthews III -- 1117gp - 412g - 373a - 785p
Cruz McBroozer -- 1173gp - 353g - 329a - 682p
Bubba Biscuits -- 1117gp - 113g - 265a - 378p
Nippon Ichi -- 1023gp - 176g - 163a - 339p
Kaido Hoovelson -- 911gp - 96g - 64a - 159p
Ogie Ogilthorpe III -- 511gp - 46g - 42a - 88p
Miracle Johnson -- 214gp - 37g - 36a - 73p
Jeremiah ThinkTank -- 64gp - 10g - 15a - 25p
Aejix Dundee -- 104 4gp
Dylan Strome
Jack Eichel
Alex DeBrincat
Nolan Foote
Nolan Patrick
Jesse Puljujarvi

Full Lists: https://imgur.com/a/jzgPY - https://imgur.com/a/brrOD - https://imgur.com/a/kwze4 - https://imgur.com/a/hfAaG - https://imgur.com/a/inFgR


Transaction News
ARZ -- re-signed Southie Paux to a $11.4mil/2yr contract
BOS -- re-signed Quayden Aydin to a $18.1mil/2yr contract
COL -- re-signed Puck Sonette to a $6.5mil/2yr contract
NYI -- re-signed Touchdown Thomas to a $10.8mil/1yr contract
PHI -- re-signed Hugh Jass to a $16.8mil/3yr contract

CBJ -- signed Yokozuna to a $3.2mil/2yr contract
NYR -- signed Aldrig Glomma to a $1.4mil/1yr contract

Unsigned
Jack Bauer



2036-37 Opening Night Info
ARZ -- Southie Paux is a 2nd Line FWD
BOS -- Quayden Aydin is a 1st Line FWD
CGY -- Gord Murphy is a Minor Top 2 DEF
COL -- Puck Sonette is a Minor SCR FWD
CBJ -- assigned Yokozuna to Cleveland in the AHL, his role is a Minor Starting Goalie
FLA -- Bernie Sanders is a Minor SCR FWD
LA -- Coach Hockles is a 1st Line FWD
LA -- Floaty McPylon is a Top 4 DEF
NYI -- Touchdown Thomas is a 1st Line FWD
NYR -- Aldrig Glomma is a 4th Line FWD
PHI -- Hugh Jass is a Top 4 DEF
SJ -- Bavel Bortnik is a Top 2 DEF
WPG -- Mulkku Paskiainen is a Starting Goalie

Unsigned
Jack Bauer


Comments
The Purge has happened.
Something was up with Dundee's career stats in game, it gave him 30 more games played, but many less wins.
Some of you are playing above your role, as Yokozuna is the only one actually in the AHL

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2037 All-Star Break Update






All-Stars
Atlantic - Quayden Aydin (15th selection)
Pacific - Bavel Bortnik (14th selection)
Pacific - Floaty McPylon (14th selection)
Metropolitan - Touchdown Thomas (16th selection)


Transaction News
None


Notable Stats
Thomas leads the NHL in Goals
Glomma is 2nd in PIM


Comments
The top tier old guys are hanging on, but the other ones fell off the cliff
At some point, Yokozuna got called up to CBJ and has been there ever since (emergency goalie callups never appear)


http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats

Hockles fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Sep 3, 2017

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2036-37 Regular Season Update





Transaction News
None


Notable Stats
Thomas lead the NHL in Goals, Aydin was 5th
Glomma lead the NHL in PIM


Comments
Glomma gets grouchier in his old age each year
Thomas is still the best goal scorer in the NHL


http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2036-37 Season Update







NHL Awards
Stanley Cup Champions
Philadelphia Flyers

Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record)
San Jose Sharks


Art Ross Trophy (Most Points)
M. Abney -- Chicago Blackhawks

Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP)
R. Palapuz -- Philadelphia Flyers

James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman)
J. Bochenski -- Colorado Avalanche

Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct)
J. Bochenski -- Colorado Avalanche

Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year)
D. Flood -- Buffalo Sabres

Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP)
R. Palapuz -- Philadelphia Flyers

Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender)
A. Parros -- Edmonton Oilers

William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against)
R. Peverley / V. Petersen -- San Jose Sharks

Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perseverance, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey)
G. Downie -- Columbus Blue Jackets

Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward)
T. Smithson -- Montreal Canadiens

Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA)
R. Palapuz -- Philadelphia Flyers

Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals)
Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders



Upcoming Free Agents
NYI - Touchdown Thomas
NYR - Aldrig Glomma


Comments
Jass reaches the mountain top for the first time in his career


http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2037 Offseason News

Notable Retirements
Gord Murphy - 1451gp - 584g - 62a - 646p
Southie Paux - 1235gp - 384g - 237a - 621p
Puck Sonette - 1231gp - 293g - 318 - 611p
Hugh Jass - 1299gp - 244g - 64a - 308p
Roy Palapuz

Full Lists: https://imgur.com/a/pcyZZ - https://imgur.com/a/exV0y - https://imgur.com/a/8vFU0


Transaction News
NYI - re-signed Touchdown Thomas to a $16.2mil/2yr contract


Unsigned
Aldrig Glomma
Jack Bauer



2037-38 Opening Night Info
BOS -- Quayden Aydin is a 2nd Line FWD
CBJ -- assigned Yokozuna to Cleveland in the AHL, his role is Other Goalie
FLA -- assigned Bernie Sanders to Springfield in the AHL, his role is Other FWD
LA -- Coach Hockles is a 2nd Line FWD
LA -- Floaty McPylon is a Top 4 DEF
NYI -- Touchdown Thomas is a 2nd Line FWD
SJ -- Bavel Bortnik is a Top 2 DEF
WPG -- Mulkku Paskiainen is a Backup Goalie

Unsigned
Aldrig Glomma
Jack Bauer


Comments
Starting with this upcoming season, I am going to do the whole regular season as a single update

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

checksin posted:

what the hell is an "other goalie"

It's the lowest role the game offers!

if the organization had the depth, you wouldn't be playing (it only has 3 goalies signed between the NHL & AHL)

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2037-38 Regular Season Update






All-Stars
Pacific - Floaty McPylon (15th selection)
Atlantic - Quayden Aydin (16th selection)


Transaction News
None


Notable Stats
Thomas finished 2nd in Goals
Bortnik finished 5th in PIM


Comments
Thomas has been dethroned from being the Rocket Richard winner
Cleveland and Springfield both made the AHL playoffs

http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2037-38 Season Update






NHL Awards
Stanley Cup Champions
New York Islanders

Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record)
New Jersey Devils


Art Ross Trophy (Most Points)
M. Tulupov -- Florida Panthers

Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP)
M. Tulupov -- Florida Panthers

James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman)
H. Hendry -- Chicago Blackhawks

Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct)
M. Tulupov -- Florida Panthers

Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year)
S. Barrie -- Winnipeg Jets

Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP)
D. Ashton -- New York Islanders

Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender)
H. Klotz -- Los Angeles Kings

William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against)
C. Dipietro -- New Jersey Devils

Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perseverance, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey)
T. Holzer -- Vancouver Canucks

Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward)
T. Smithson -- Montreal Canadiens

Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA)
M. Tulupov -- Florida Panthers

Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals)
S. Hoglund -- Florida Panthers







Upcoming Free Agents
BOS -- Quayden Aydin
CBJ -- Yokozuna
FLA -- Bernie Sanders
LA -- Coach Hockles



Comments
Thomas wins yet another Cup, in what could be his final year
I expect only McPylon, Bortnik, and Paskiainen to continue their careers


http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2038 Offseason News

Notable Retirements
Touchdown Thomas - 1549gp - 1118g - 676a - 1794p
Quayden Aydin - 1392gp - 664g - 1021a - 1685p
Floaty McPylon - 1273gp - 518g - 736a - 1254p
Coach Hockles - 1462gp - 556g - 623a - 1179p
Bernie Sanders - 1376gp - 45g - 442a - 892p
Aldrig Glomma - 1044gp - 95g - 30a - 125p
Yokozuna - 937gp


Full Lists: https://imgur.com/a/ZXuZr - https://imgur.com/a/fnRIw - https://imgur.com/a/n59DL


Transaction News
None



2038-39 Opening Night Info
SJ -- Bavel Bortnik is a Top 2 DEF
WPG -- assigned Mulkku Paskiainen to Manitoba in the AHL, his role is Backup Goalie


Unsigned
Jack Bauer


Comments
It's down to just Bortnik and Paskiainen (and Bauer)
I'm just going to do a full year update, minus awards for the rest of this.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2038-39 Season Update














Notable Retirements
Bavel Bortnik -1349gp - 602g - 450a - 1052p
Jack Bauer - 1132gp - 271g - 268a - 539p
Mulkku Paskiainen - 943gp

Full lists: https://imgur.com/a/T1bDG - https://imgur.com/a/QGtmj


Comments
No transactions, no all-stars, no awards
Manitoba made the playoffs
Since it was just one player for each position, I just put the season statlines in the individual player's page. No "leaderboard" page


http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats


The End.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Furnaceface posted:

And so ends another goon adventure in the world of EA NHL sportsgame.

Thanks again for doing this Hockles, theyre always fun and its pure entertainment watching how much the game breaks when you add in a bunch of elite players.

As long as people stay engaged with these, I enjoy doing them. I have a weird fascination with the progression of players in these Franchise modes.

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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Athanatos posted:

Thanks Hockles, you're a peach

If NCAA Football ever comes back, I can do one of those too.

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