Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos
Name (First & Last): Potatoes Obourke
Birthday: 10.10
Birth Year (1999-2001):1999
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 240
City: Seattle
Country: U-S-A! U-S-A!
Position: D
Number: 40
Handedness: R

Pick one of the paths to the Pros:
Major Junior

Player Type: Enforcer
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: I don't have to explain this

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

Furnaceface posted:

Pick one of the paths to the Pros:
Europe

Player Type:
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: http://i.imgur.com/x4WvEcz.gifv

I hope O'Bourke smashes your player in to an early retirement.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

Furnaceface posted:

Even if we end up on the same team? :ohdear:

Yes.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

Nice.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos
Congrats to my teammate Barzal!

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

Hockles posted:

With the 5th Overall Pick, the Florida Panthers select....

From the University of Vermont... Bernie Sanders



Of course the Jew from NYC is going to spend winters in Florida.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos
Potatoes has two points in 50 games. He somehow manages to be worse at the game than myself.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos
Potatoes is traded from one dumpster fire to another and appears to be rather upset about it looking at his PIMs and hits...or I can just take the Aunt Jemima view and :homebrew:

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

THE MACHO MAN posted:

Potato's TOI climbs almost as fast as his PIMs. He basically line changes by punching someone in the head and going to the box

That's how you play defense. :manning:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos
O'Bourke keeps on out-gooning that chucklefuck Windros. That's all that matters. :manning:

  • Locked thread