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It's time to bring him back... What I need from you Name (First & Last): Bubba Biscuits Birthday: no one really knows tbh Birth Year (1999-2001): 1999 Height: 5'10" Weight: 397lbs City: Slate Springs, Mississippi Country:  Position: Right wing? Number: 0 Handedness: Right Pick one of the paths to the Pros: Major Junior, because Bubba ain't the book readin' type and he sure as hell ain't going to Europe. Player Type: Enforcer. Bubba ain't here to play stickpuck as much as Bubba's here to hit people, usually in the face. Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Ron Artest, but potentially mute/illiterate and somehow with an idiot savant's knowledge of hockey.
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Didn't realize this thread got moved what up thread. Also since Bubbers has been a 4th liner for three years now I assume he's pretty much useless and will wash out soon? Either that or he needs to start ignoring the puck and start headhunting suckers now.
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Jun 12, 2017 18:44
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Good work getting called up to the show Bubbers but we need to focus on hitting more people and spending more time in the bin, even if we have to ignore the game to do so.
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Jun 14, 2017 00:43
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Attaboy Bubba, that's a far more acceptable penalty rate. Keep up the good work!
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Jun 19, 2017 07:21
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Hockles posted:Biscuits finished 2nd in PIM, O'Bourke was 3rd There you go Bubbers, for probably the first time in your life I'm proud of you. Keep up the good work and we'll be the top goon in no time!
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Jun 20, 2017 04:25
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Does time in the box count as on-ice time? Genuinely don't know.
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Jun 20, 2017 22:17
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Hockles posted:IRL - no Just curious if a quarter of Bubba's on-ice time was spent in the box or not. Good to see my boy putting in work, hopefully we can get that up to >3.00 PIM next season.
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Jun 21, 2017 00:23
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Bubba! What are you doing scoring goals and not getting penalties??? Didn't I raise you better than that? You better take some real cheap shots and fight a motherfucker or two here to get back on the right path.
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Jun 24, 2017 18:27
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BUBBERS!!! What the hell was that second half of the season? Why are you trying to get assists and not take cheap penalties? You only had two penalties in the postseason for crying out loud!!! I'm expecting better things for you next season young man. If you're in the league at all. 
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Jun 26, 2017 05:49
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Attaboy Bubbers! Already as many PIM as last season and you're lapping the field! Keep up the good work, maybe punch a ref or two for good luck.
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Jun 30, 2017 03:37
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Well done Bubbers. For the first time in your life I'm proud of you. Keep up the good work.
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Jul 1, 2017 20:39
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Goddammit bubbers what the gently caress
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Jul 6, 2017 01:09
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Bubbers is back to what he does best: take dumb penalties. My boy. Trade him to Carolina too I guess if that's gonna be goon central. Bubba can eat BBQ and cheap shot people, it's what he was born to do.
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Jul 12, 2017 20:59
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Second in PIM by 4 minutes Bubbers. smh looks like you're sleeping in the basement until next season as punishment.
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Jul 15, 2017 06:55
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FIFTH??? Goddammit Bubbers the gently caress are you doing I don't care if you're hurt duct tape or staple it back on or together and go whack some of these fancy pants Euro skaters with a blatant cheapshot already
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Jul 20, 2017 05:26
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Another year leading the league in PIM well done Bubbers. As a treat I'll let you spend an extra fifteen minutes outside of your cage tonight, but just this once.
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Jul 24, 2017 01:31
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4th Bubba? Fourth? What the hell do you think you're doing? stop trying to score goals and do things on offense and get back to trying to hurt people.
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Jul 29, 2017 23:16
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That's an acceptable PIM mark Bubbers, keep up the good work. It's a long season you've got a lot of rules to break.
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Aug 4, 2017 03:51
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Attaboy Bubbers, a career high in PIM. I'm proud of you once again. Now let's injure some pretty boys in the playoffs.
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Aug 5, 2017 08:24
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the gently caress you doing bubbers this spuds guy is eating our lunch in PIM
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Aug 7, 2017 02:22
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Taters get 300 PIM while you don't even get 200 Bubba? You disgust me.
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Aug 10, 2017 02:28
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Bubbers finally makes it past the second round and he responds with nearly 4 PIM. I'm proud of him.
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Aug 20, 2017 17:37
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The older Bubbers gets, the cheaper he plays. Good on ya.
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Aug 26, 2017 22:19
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rip bubbers gone to the great penalty box in the sky
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Sep 3, 2017 18:41
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