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Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

gently caress yeah!

Hockles posted:

What I need from you
Name (First & Last): Cruz McBroozer
Birthday: Jan 7th
Birth Year (1999-2001): 2000
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 230 lb
City: Birmingham, Alabama
Country: US
Position: RW
Number: 48
Handedness: R

Pick one of the paths to the Pros:
College

Player Type: Power Forward
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Clark Gillies


Also, thanks for doing this again, Hockles!

Rotten Cookies fucked around with this message at 00:00 on May 26, 2017

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Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Hockles posted:

Sure it is! Any team you want to play for, before getting drafted, is available!

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Hockles posted:

Central Scouting Preseason 2018 NHL Draft Projections


Comments
I think I got everyone on this group who specified a team.
Still a few people left who haven't requested a team.
I'll do the All-Star Break stuff tomorrow.
Spoilers: Somebody makes the NHL already.

Div 3 NCAA player gunnin' for a first round pick in the NHL after (hopefully) tearing it up for Hamline.











Pipers, bitch.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)



Cruz McBroozer lookin' good, hoping he goes early in the first round.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

From Alabama to Hamline to Mon Tree Y'ALL! WOO BABY

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Hockles posted:

2018 Offseason News

MTL -- assigned Cruz McBroozer to St. John's in the AHL, his role is Other FWD

I believe the term is rover.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Cruz McBroozer ain't care if they said he got "character issues" and that he's on the trading block. I can drink with the best of em!





So whattife can't score worth a drat. Montrey'all don't want him, he don't want em either.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Fourth line for Cruz McBroozer?! Pfft. Coach don't recognize my grit.



Or my grits at breakfast.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Yaya posted:

The Capitals finally beating the Penguins only to lose in 7 games in the finals (presumably in OT) is all the proof I need that NHL17 is the most accurate simulator of all time.

Furnaceface posted:

I bet they blew a 3-1 series lead too.

:discourse:

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

MCBROOZER IS IN, YEEHAW

MON-TREE-Y'ALL KEW-BECK!

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

McBroozer is up to the 3rd line baby! Checkin' line! Like the good lort indeded

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

CRUZIN' MY WAY UP TO THE SECOND LINE BABY WOOOOOOO




Boy this team must be bad!

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Cruz McBroozer puttin' up a respectable .76 points per game.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

MTL -- Stanley Matthews III is a 2nd Line FWD
MTL -- Cruz McBroozer is a 2nd Line FWD

Linemates!


Now we just gotta wait for Scott Johns to make it up

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

I'm not sure if Cruz McBroozer is good because he's on Montreal's 2nd line, or if Montreal is being held back by people like McBroozer playing on the 2nd line.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

McBroozer found a pretty big cliff from his small plateau.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Hockles posted:

Is anybody actually happy on the team they are on?

How the hell'm'I s'posed to drive my trans am around when all the signs are in french? I go the speed limit and I get pulled over all the time. I say look officer, the sign says 80 I go 80, but they just say non non non. They didn't like me drinkin' coors light while cruisin' so I switched over to molson, but that ain't good enough for em either.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Gord Murphy Does Not Pass.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Hockles posted:

I figured out why MTL has been so bad... they are starting an ECHL level goalie

And here I was thinking it was because McBroozer is just poo poo.



E: Actually, McBroozer is doing alright this year.

Rotten Cookies fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Aug 4, 2017

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

A trade!

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Turdsdown Tom posted:

why can't the islanders just win for fucks sake

Same

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

McBroozer doin' pretty fine in his old age

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

mentholmoose posted:

Oh yeah, thank you Hockles for doing this. It's a fantastic thing to pay attention to in the offseason.

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Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Cruz McBroozer -- 1173gp - 353g - 329a - 682p - 2564hits - 1098PIM

Not bad, McBroozer. A successful power forward, I guess.

Comparable players:

Scores like Scott Hartnell, Jamie Langenbrunner, Olli Jokinen
Hits like: Chris Neil
Penalized like: Alex Kovalev, Brent Sutter, Jason Arnott



Again, thanks for doing this, Hockles. It's fun to see my simulated dude do the thing in the game.

Rotten Cookies fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Sep 5, 2017

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