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Name (First & Last): Kaido Hoovelson
Birthday: 9/11
Birth Year (1999-2001): 2001
Height: 6'9"
Weight: 275
City: Tallinn
Country: Estonia
Position: Defense
Number: 69
Handedness: L

Pick one of the paths to the Pros:
Europe

Player Type: OFD
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Erik Karlsson, but 6'9"

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Hockles posted:

For those who picked "College" or "Europe" for their path: if you want to specify what college you attended or what team overseas you play for, I can in include in some stuff.

im assuming hc viking of the estonian meistriliiga is not available, nor dinamo riga, so i guess Växjö Lakers

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Hockles posted:

Sure it is! Any team you want to play for, before getting drafted, is available!

sick. HC Viking it is

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aunt jemima posted:

Good young team, full of future stars. This'll be great

i know we're in an alternate universe and that this is also very low stakes, but man, actually wanting to be associated with the colorado avalanche right now...

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those goal-assist ratios...

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Azure Dementist posted:

Fuckin' Arizona won the Pac? Pretty sure your game is just broken, my dude.

the metro standings are even more confusing

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another year, another hall of fame athanatos drafted by the leafs

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Furnaceface posted:

e: That Ottawa pick is loving amazing.

did you see who edmonton picked

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fits posted:

im gonna assume taro is so low cause no one bothers to scout the swiss-a. that spengler cup tourney is gonna turn it all around

e: sc bern doesnt count, theyre one of the most attended teams in europe :colbert:

i don't mean to disappoint you, but i think you may find the NLA slightly more heavily scouted than the estonian meistriliiga

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the rangers have needed a player like hoovelson for years. make the right choice jeff

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Furnaceface posted:

Nippon will hopefully be joining you soon. :unsmith:

Also the Isles have the 7th pick so we might get a third goon to make a whole line with. :toot:

i play defense so maybe not a line exactly, but i'll be very pleased if the islanders take me

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cmon garth

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corn on the cop posted:

what makes you think garth is still employed

in this universe as in the real one garth is the eternal god-emperor

i hope the same can't be said for jim benning

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has hoovelson been scratched the entire season

if so, trade me right loving now

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free hoovelson :(

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:negative:

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i'm going to go ahead and blame benning for hoovelson's horrendous misuse

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it turns out that in this universe just as it is in real life, hockey is a bad sport where nothing good ever happens

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give 👏 hoovelson 👏 some 👏 god 👏 drat 👏 ice 👏 time

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41 games, 9 hits, 6 foot nine

i am become marek malik

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Hockles posted:

3/2/22
ANA gets: T. Demko, M. Samuelsson, & B. Sim
VAN gets: Southie Paux & Corey Perry

welcome to the mediocre zone, bud :smith::hf::smith:

i guess 0 pim in 74 games is... cool? does the AHL have a lady byng equivalent?

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how am i even worth 1.1m

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Hockles posted:

Hoovelson's NHL statline for this season is kind of depressing

oh for fucks sake

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end my life

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well since i'm never going to put up numbers i'm just going to go ahead and choose to believe i'm an elite shot suppressor

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please kill me

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rangers trade a first for an awful player, quelle surprise. but hey, i'm on the rangers!!

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here lies hoovelson

he never scores

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evidently instead of Huge Erik Karlsson i have instead become Huge Brendan Smith

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the rangers are bad, i am bad, and hockey is bad

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Hockles posted:

Is anybody actually happy on the team they are on?

being that the rangers are my favorite team, in that way, yes. being that they are terrible, less so

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well at least i'm still in the loving nhl i guess

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how was i a +5 on this horrible team

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which morons are gonna give me the girardi contract

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thank you for the money, rangers. i will continue to do nothing to earn it

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Hockles posted:

Hoovelson played the best season of his career

:unsmith:

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Hockles posted:

I figured out why MTL has been so bad... they are starting an ECHL level goalie

wow, zach fucale is still around??

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traded to a..... good team????

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