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Name (First & Last): Agent Jack Bauer Birthday: July 4th Birth Year (1999-2001): 2001 Height: 6'1" Weight: 195lbs City: Los Angeles Country:  Position: C Number: 76 Handedness: R Pick one of the paths to the Pros: College Player type: Two-way Forward Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Ryan Kesler, but like five times as American
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May 25, 2017 13:21
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Hockles posted:For those who picked "College" or "Europe" for their path: if you want to specify what college you attended or what team overseas you play for, I can in include in some stuff. Sure, I'll say Agent Jack Bauer played at, uh, Boston University. Anders posted:So Jack Johnson on offense? More or less, yes, but way better because he's Jack Bauer.
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May 26, 2017 21:08
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Agent Jack Bauer's about to go all America over everybody's rear end!
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Jun 4, 2017 02:02
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Jack Bauer, a good American boy, going to a good American team, is a good thing.
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Jun 5, 2017 22:17
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Agent Jack Bauer is going to fight through adversity and stop those floaty Euros from winning the Stanley Cup once and for all! Though I suppose he needs a call up to the NHL at some point. He's getting a crapload of ice time in the minors so I would assume it has to be coming soon.
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Jun 10, 2017 19:47
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Agent Jack Bauer needs to get called up soon. 20:45 ATOI in the AHL, so the coaches clearly trust him. Give Jack Bauer a chance!
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Jun 13, 2017 15:21
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Agent Jack Bauer is starting his NHL career off strong! 27 points in 46 games getting bottom six minutes. He's gonna break out soon!
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Jun 19, 2017 21:28
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Agent Jack Bauer is going to grind and grit his way through an NHL career then save the President of Canada from Nova Scotian separatists!
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Jun 24, 2017 23:11
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Agent Jack Bauer got a pay raise!  Keep scoring goals and being a pain in the rear end to play against, Jack.
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Jul 11, 2017 22:26
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The Canucks not only made it to the playoffs, they won a playoff series.  Agent Jack Bauer needs to sign with an American team that's making the playoffs every year.
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Jul 27, 2017 13:35
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Agent Jack Bauer is going to Washington! 
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Jul 28, 2017 22:58
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Agent Jack Bauer was the only thing holding the Canucks together, it would appear.
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Jul 30, 2017 22:24
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Oh no! Not Agent Jack Bauer's goon buddies! Jack Bauer will have his vengeance on the Canadian NHL terrorists!
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Aug 10, 2017 04:06
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Some day Jack Bauer will join a contender and actually do something in the playoffs. Today is not that day.
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Aug 13, 2017 23:43
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Agent Jack Bauer is still grinding out those points, even at 33. 15 away from 500! Maybe he'll make it this year. Oh yeah, thank you Hockles for doing this. It's a fantastic thing to pay attention to in the offseason.
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Aug 26, 2017 23:57
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So what's the deal with Agent Jack Bauer not getting signed and not then retiring? DId he like gently caress off to Europe, or is he holding out for the perfect deal, or what?
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Sep 3, 2017 23:37
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Technically not retired yet!
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Sep 4, 2017 19:28
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