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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Can I still get in?

Name (First & Last): Puck Sonette
Birthday: Sept. 11
Birth Year (1999-2001): 2001
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 185
City: Shawinigan, QC
Country: Cana-duh
Position: Centre
Number: 42
Handedness: Left

Pick one of the paths to the Pros:
College

Player Type:
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: David Desharnais - all of the passing but none of the scoring

Forward Player Types: Playmaker
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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Top Hats Monthly posted:

three september 11 people

goons truly are the peak of comedy

I mean how could you not?

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Hockles posted:

For those who picked "College" or "Europe" for their path: if you want to specify what college you attended or what team overseas you play for, I can in include in some stuff.

Set my dude up with the Michigan Wolverines. I always thought their unis were cool. :)

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Hockles, there's a franchise expansion mode or something in '17 right? What are the chances of making a goon team and stocking it up full of goons and having it run amok the league?

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Getting traded already Anders? Did you make fun of Burns' beard or something?

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010


condolences

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Did old fatty unretire or something?

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

:rip: Steve Ott played one year too many.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Top 5 huh? #nopressure

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Hockles posted:

NSH has placed Guy Fieri on the trading block

Even Nashville has enough of Guy Fieri's garbage diet.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Hockles posted:

VAN gets: Marc-Andre Fleury

Ahahahaha I could actually see this happening.

Also Coyotes at the top of the Pacific? Geeze that division sure has gone to the... dogs.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Oh gee, I hope Ovechkin-senpai notices me. :syoon:

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

stab posted:

Haha scott johns gets to play in st.johns

OK Hockles, fess up. How many times did you reroll the drafting to get this?

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Hockles posted:

WSH - put Puck Sonette on the trading block

I made one Barry Trotz and the Land of Chocolate joke, jeeze, tough crowd. *tugs at collar*

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Rockin a -29, good lord!

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Some things never change.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

fits posted:

here lies taro tsujimoto

career ahl grinder

Sup. :hf:

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Hurray! I finally get my shot at The Show.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Wow, Gord 31 goals and 0 assists. Puck hog much?

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

shyduck posted:

How can I hurt Corey Perry if I'm on the same team as Corey Perry :negative:

A finger on the monkey's paw curls.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Even videogames hate on Ovie. :(

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Swept by the Sabres... oooooooof.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Puck is panning out exactly how I expect him to.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

95 hits :catstare:

Checking line forward indeed. Puck has a lot of pent up frustration. Comes with being on the Caps for so long I guess.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Puck with 172 hits and 2 shy for tying most hits for goons in the NHL. :lol:

The angriest little man. For his sake, I hope he finds another team this offseason.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Goddamnit Puck, are you a glutton for punishment?

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

corn on the cop posted:

thinktank getting traded from chicago to boston is comedy gold

Ending his career on the Oilers would be the most fitting thing.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Puck is a Caps lifer it seems.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Schlesische posted:

Poost is a Bruins lifer. I hate everything.

At least you've seen success. Nothing's been good since Ovie retired. :(

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Hockles posted:

Sonette is 3rd in Hits

:lol: the Rage is Real

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

For the love of god, Puck, sign with another team.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Goddamnit, Puck.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Still tiny, still angry. :coal:

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Not liking the dynasty Boston is starting to become...

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Some other team please offer Puck a contract.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Short term contracts forever! I think Puck needs a new agent.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Yeeeesh Puck has fallen off a cliff. :/

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

The Caps are back in the playoffs, baby.

Also Hockles, am I getting healthy scratched a lot or is my season riddled with injuries? :(

yellowcar fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Jul 24, 2017

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Caps fend off the powerhouse Bruins only to drop to Ottawa in round 2. :downsgun:

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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

mentholmoose posted:

Agent Jack Bauer is going to Washington! :patriot:

What up line mate. :hfive:

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