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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Name (First & Last): Mulkku Paskiainen
Birthday: 11 September
Birth Year (1999-2001): 2001
Height:6' 6"
Weight: 230
City: Vaasa
Country: Finland
Position: G
Number: 85
Handedness: Right (so left glove hand)

Pick one of the paths to the Pros:
Europe

Player Type:
Pekka Rinne with Ron Hextall's temper.

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Top Hats Monthly posted:

three september 11 people

goons truly are the peak of comedy

Mulkku loves it because people never forget his birthday.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Jun 5, 2017

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice





(Someone called me a moose, so I punched him. Winds up he meant I was sent down to the Manitoba Moose. Whoops!)

Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Jun 5, 2017

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




So either Mulkku is in the ECHL or got lost in Northern Manitoba and is now living in the rusted wreck of the Port Nelson dredge.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Mulkku may be a rich man, but he will never win a Cup while wasting away in the frozen wastelands of Manitoba.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Winnipeg in a playoff spot at the break. Nothing could possibly go wrong this time! :downs:

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




mentholmoose posted:

Some day Jack Bauer will join a contender and actually do something in the playoffs.

Today is not that day.

Not Mulkku. He's a Jet until the day he dies, which will hopefully be soon.

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Hockles posted:

WPG -- re-signed Mulkku Paskiainen to a $76.4mil/8yr contract

the Jets gave 33yr old Paskiainen an 8 yr contract :psyduck:

Clearly this means I won, even if Mulkku never comes anywhere near the Cup.

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