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Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


Name (First & Last): Scott Johns
Birthday: April 5th
Birth Year (1999-2001): '01
Height: 6'8"
Weight: 260lb
City: Ontario CA
Country: USA
Position: RW
Number: 71
Handedness: Right

Pick one of the paths to the Pros:
College

Player Type:
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: John Scott, but not as garbage at the hockey parts.

Forward Player Types: Power Forward

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Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


Hockles posted:



Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct)
Patrick Kane -- Chicago Blackhawks


What the gently caress is this poo poo? And the Canucks making the playoffs?

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


Hockles posted:

That made me literally laugh out loud. Such a good sweet boy, that Patrick.

It makes me want to end up in the central for the most chances to punch him.

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


Hockles posted:

Comments
I think I got everyone on this group who specified a team.
Still a few people left who haven't requested a team.

I don't know a dang thing about NCAA hockey so I can't really give you anything for that.

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


Well, one Scott Johns would have to go to St Johns, so sign him up.

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


Fuckin' Arizona won the Pac? Pretty sure your game is just broken, my dude.

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


a false posted:

the metro standings are even more confusing

Caps are just cutting out the middle man and not even going to the playoffs

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


Are you loving kidding me here? The god forsaken Sabres won the cup?

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


That is a pro pick from the Oilers at 11. How could he fall to them?

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


I am really hoping the Oilers end up with Hugh and myself. I am very much behind playing with Cox and Jass everyday.

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


Oh man, this is a great chance! I get to play for the Habs just like my hero.

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


It took a year to really get settled in. Do you know how confusing it is to get told you're playing at St Johns so you go back to school and they tell you that you're an idiot and to go away? I mean, what even is a place called Newfoundland and Labrador? Is it just called that cause you forget about it when you are there and you need a dog pal to not go crazy?

Also why in the world would Johns be in the PP ever, that seems wrong. Then again, Habs.

Azure Dementist fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Jun 10, 2017

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


fits posted:

10 minutes a night and .61 ppg in the ahl, :rip: taro

Hey, better than .4 on 13:40.

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


Hockles posted:

[
Johns lead the AHL in PIM, Glomma was 2nd


I've finally made a name for myself, aw yeah

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


Hockles posted:

[
MTL - re-signed Scott Johns to a $2.2mil/2yr contract

MTL -- assigned Scott Johns to St. John's in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD


Good to see that the Habs are run just like real life. But I mean, hey, money is good.

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


Well gently caress, there goes my shot at punching Creepy Rory. Oh well, still a chance at Kane at least.

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


Why in the world do they keep throwing me over a million a year to play in St Johns? It's like they almost got Habs management right. If they nailed it, I'd be playing 20 a night in the NHL.

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


Personally, I love the positive correlation between PIM and points for me.

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


Hockles posted:


ARZ gets: Scott Johns
MTL gets: 2025 4th round pick, a prospect


Well. That's incredibly fitting I guess!

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


I seem to be magic since I'm leading the AHL in PIM while having no time there.

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Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


Hockles posted:

whoops, that got left over from the c/p of the previous update

Aw man, I was hoping I was just somehow playing in both. Some sort of quantum effect of sucking.

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