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You're a sick man and I am sad to be enabling your disease. Name (First & Last): Aunt Jemima Birthday: 1/20 Birth Year (1999-2001): 1999 Height: 6'3" Weight: 220 City: Portland, OR Country: USA Position: LW Number: 27 Handedness: R Major Junior (WHL) Player Type: Cody McLeod - Grinder
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May 24, 2017 22:54
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Clearly my hard-nosed heavy-body play is appreciated by Central Scouting, as it drat well should be. 
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May 27, 2017 00:21
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If my guy is drafted by the Islanders I will be very angry. Time to sandbag
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May 28, 2017 01:36
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Turdsdown Tom posted:god please don't let me get drafted by the loving Islanders
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May 28, 2017 20:39
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THANK JESUS
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May 29, 2017 01:42
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Hockles posted:With the 3rd Overall Pick, the Colorado Avalanche select.... Good young team, full of future stars. This'll be great
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May 29, 2017 01:46
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Hockles posted:COL -- Aunt Jemima is a 2nd Line FWD Since the game doesn't give you any insight into the CHL, I'm going to assume the Jemima-powered Winterhawks won the memmer both years, leading to this audacious placement 
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Jun 5, 2017 22:57
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Hockles posted:Jemima finished 5th in PIM And with only 60 GP too. Is there a way to determine if that was due to injury? I'm guessing so if his role was 2nd line. Also, Colorado in the playoffs! WE BELIEVE 
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Jun 7, 2017 06:29
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Jun 8, 2017 04:08
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Athanatos posted:COL -- Soup Athanatos is 1st Line FWD 
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Jun 10, 2017 08:07
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Hockles posted:I believe that Athanatos and Aunt Jemima are on the same line. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Considering Than has 36G 17A and I have 19G 31A, it's clear I'm using his stick as a backboard. You're welcome. Actually I'm kinda amazed my lil grinder dude is a point per game player. Good on ya lil buddy 
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Jun 10, 2017 23:08
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Nice cup run by the boys. Fuckin' Islanders
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Jun 11, 2017 19:01
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Hockles posted:COL -- Aunt Jemima is a 2nd Line FWD 
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Jun 12, 2017 18:42
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Athanatos posted:gently caress is this? GRIT
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Jun 13, 2017 01:34
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Oh look, we beat Washington so badly in the cup finals Ovechkin retired in shame. Hockles posted:COL - re-signed Aunt Jemima to a $29.6mil/3yr contract Ain't no contract like a "we just won the cup" contract.  Sorry Hockles I took all your money. But also Hockles posted:
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Jun 15, 2017 05:57
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Athanatos posted:Guess you can use all that time while I start the game to count your money. Check the TOI tho 
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Jun 15, 2017 16:19
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Still a point-per-game player, albeit with over 2 minutes less ice time. Also my lowest pim/game since coming into the league. So even more efficient! Earning that contract 
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Jun 19, 2017 05:33
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Ouch, first round exit for the avs. Zero points in 6 playoff games for me and a -5. Glad I'm the highest paid player in the sim
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Jun 21, 2017 00:54
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Oh no, we suck again!
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Jun 26, 2017 04:44
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Contract year for me, so it's time to actually try again
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Jun 30, 2017 07:20
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Hockles posted:COL -- re-signed Aunt Jemima to a $77.9mil/7yr contract  Maybe I can buy some tickets to see some playoff games now!
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Jul 3, 2017 07:30
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so Colorado has two all-stars on our top line but is also second to last in points 
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Jul 5, 2017 23:22
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Look if you want to pay the top face-puncher, crotch-sticker, and general shitlord in the league $10M for no less than 7 years it's not his fault for saying yes
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Jul 5, 2017 23:30
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Jul 8, 2017 19:11
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Athanatos posted:We need to run AJ off the team, you poo poo is his locker, I'll let 3 psi out of each of his tires per day. 6 more years 
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Jul 9, 2017 01:58
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Pleads posted:GORD PLEASE Come to Colorado 
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Jul 15, 2017 20:01
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Hooray we're good again 
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Jul 20, 2017 06:17
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Hockles posted:Is anybody actually happy on the team they are on? Another day another dollar. 
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Jul 21, 2017 03:45
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Glad I got that cup early so my HOF nomination won't have any problems
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Jul 29, 2017 21:00
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Top Hats Monthly posted:But at least I'm making big bucks!
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Jul 30, 2017 17:15
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Athanatos posted:So close. Just helping you leverage for a contract nearly as good as mine bb
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Jul 31, 2017 01:08
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 my first ASG shun in forever
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Aug 4, 2017 05:57
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Back in the ASG and back in the basement standings-wise 
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Aug 7, 2017 05:23
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Hockles posted:COL -- re-signed Aunt Jemima to a $46.9mil/5yr contract Hell yeah I'll get paid that much to lose
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Aug 13, 2017 06:06
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Hockles posted:A few players are starting to regress, like Jemima and Paskiainen Uncalled for
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Aug 21, 2017 00:36
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Finally got off that black hole athanatos's wing and onto the PP, 12 PPG as a result. Good job coach. Actually my numbers are pretty drat good for dropping almost 3 minutes/game from last year. 12 years since our last cup. Let's do it for our kids, Athanatos and yellowcar. Let 'em see dad win one. 
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Aug 25, 2017 01:39
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Also I still have another 4 years after this one on my deal 
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Aug 25, 2017 01:40
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Come over to my place sometime this offseason and you can help me count my money 
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Aug 25, 2017 23:16
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Makes sense, I played all 82 games last year with 0.79 PPG, cup finals, and an all star game, makes perfect sense that I would suddenly retire. Thanks Rammer
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Aug 26, 2017 00:24
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Weird that Than's goal production went through the floor without good old Jemima out there using Than's stick as a backboard 
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Aug 26, 2017 18:35
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