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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Name (First & Last): Aldrig Glömma
Birthday: September 11
Birth Year (1999-2001): 2001
Height: 6'6
Weight: 240
City: Göteborg/Gothenburg
Country: Sweden
Position: Left Wing
Number: 43
Handedness: Left

Path to Pro
Europe

Player Type Enforcer

Real life counterpart: Derek Boogaard mixed with Milan Lucic

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Jun 22, 2011


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three september 11 people

goons truly are the peak of comedy

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Jun 22, 2011


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DJURGÅRDENS IF

:sweden:

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Jun 22, 2011


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I would probably kill myself in a Wild Senators cup where the Wild lose, I can't wait to get drafted and have an absolute joke of a career/turn into Ulf Samuelsson/Sami Helenius


Basically I need a nickname is what I'm saying so I get staying power, I'll take anything

Aldrig Mjölnir Glömma gonna make you all cry.

I am not going to LARP on twitter but I am going to screw around in this thread, a lot.

Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 17:47 on May 29, 2017

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Jun 22, 2011


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Anders posted:

Aldrig "Fika" Glömma. :colbert:

Should I be offended by this or embrace it? There's so many ways to read into it. Fika rules though :coffee:

Or should I just never forget Fika

Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 23:13 on May 29, 2017

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Jun 22, 2011


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Aldrig Glömma is known for his bone crunching checks and punches, for that reason, on his fingers he has the letters F I K A and P A U S tattooed. On his thumbs he has a small tattoo of the Swedish flag and of the Midnight Sun. He, has also set multiple penalty records in Sweden for game misconducts and match penalties

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Jun 22, 2011


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Azure Dementist posted:

I don't know a dang thing about NCAA hockey so I can't really give you anything for that.

Set yourself up to become a rival with whoever is going to Hamline

Bethel
Gustavus Adolphus
St Olaf
St Johns

Choose a MIACTION school

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Jun 22, 2011


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Azure Dementist posted:

Well, one Scott Johns would have to go to St Johns, so sign him up.

Scott Johns going to Saint John's is the best thing for hockey

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Jun 22, 2011


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I just hope Glömma looks like the biggest stereotype possible

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Jun 22, 2011


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Anders posted:

I'm Norwegian. Obviously it was ment to offend :downs:

I have titles off, I should have guessed.

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Jun 22, 2011


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im going to check bernie sanders so hard he thinks the folkhemmet is a california indie band

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Jun 22, 2011


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bewbies posted:

how does ogilthorpe have so few PIMS and so many points? he should be fighting more and hockey less.

This happens to me whenever I sim a game, I had myself set up as a total bruiser goon with little hockey skills, still racking up points like you need two for a bingo

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Jun 22, 2011


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As long as I'm drafted it's cool
Preferably not by Dallas or Colorado

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Jun 22, 2011


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Only man in the draft to have the balls to be an enforcer and not a "power forward"

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Jun 22, 2011


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corn on the cop posted:

enforcers are no more, fam

1st round you stupid skittunga

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Jun 22, 2011


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I hope I get on a team with other goons so I can protect them <3

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Jun 22, 2011


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What's 4th line FWD mean? See a lot of people getting it. Does that mean 4th line NHL potential or 4th line AHL

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Jun 22, 2011


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Minnesota signs the guy who tried to kill Spurgeon. Fitting.

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Jun 22, 2011


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You Lindbergh'd yourself. I'm sorry

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Jun 22, 2011


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Call up Glömma

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Jun 22, 2011


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I'm surprised I'm making a million. I'll take it.

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Jun 22, 2011


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Call me up Babs :sad:

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Jun 22, 2011


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Glad to see I've improved. What was the OVR jump? It must have been pretty huge

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Jun 22, 2011


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Come on Toronto

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Jun 22, 2011


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trade me *right loving now*

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Jun 22, 2011


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Please...get me out of that hell hole known as Toronto. Or send me to Europe

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Jun 22, 2011


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Glad I got traded from a perennial loser to playoff choker

But at least I'm making big bucks!

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Jun 22, 2011


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Yay! A cup! Finally!

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