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Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Name (First & Last): Jus Poost
Birthday: February 9
Birth Year (1999-2001):2000
Height:6'4''
Weight:210
City: Tartu (if it gives you the option, even)
Country: Estonia (if it gives you the option, even)
Position: RW
Number: 29
Handedness: Left

Pick one of the paths to the Pros: Europa

Player Type: Sniper-y thing
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: gently caress, beaten...
Esa Tikkanen

Schlesische fucked around with this message at 08:04 on May 25, 2017

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Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Jus Poost no1 European Prospect?

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

I am so pissed off Poost went to Boston of all places.
I'm now hoping Estonia's great hope can bust.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

THE MACHO MAN posted:

Marchand - Windros - Poost is going to be a terrific line of shitbags in 2-3 years good lord

It's what Boston really wants, screw the rings.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Hockles posted:

Poost is going to go home with some AHL hardware

Three things:
1) Jus Poost can actually see Russia from his house.
2) AWWW YIIIIIS
3) I feel dirty being happy for a even a fake, virtual player, enjoying success in the Bruins system

I do want Marchand/Windros/Poost tho.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

I was about to say "woof Jus Poost is enjoying that sophomore slump".
Then I realised he'd been called up.


DESTROY THEM FROM THE INSIDE JUICE, DO IT.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Hockles posted:

Notable Stats
Athanatos finished tied for 2nd in the NHL for goals scored, Poost finished 3rd

Despite starting the season in the AHL and playing 63 games in the NHL.
Please dear god leave Boston before Boston starts getting nice things...

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Hey Hockles, how close was Poost to leading the Bruins in goals during the regular and post seasons?

Also, thanks heaps for running this weird offshoot of fantasy hockey. (And see if you can get Poost traded...)

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Hockles posted:

2021 Offseason News

Transaction News
BOS - re-signed Jus Poostto a $17.3mil/3yr 1-way contract

YOU COULD HAVE GOT OUT. GOD drat IT JUICE.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Hockles posted:

Notable Stats
Poost finished 4th in the NHL in Points
Poost was 3rd (in goals).

Why does he have to be this good on the loving Bruins?

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

The spreadsheet only lists 50 games?

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

COME ON JUICE. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE.
GET THE gently caress OUT OF BOSTON.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

yellowcar posted:

Puck is a Caps lifer it seems.

Poost is a Bruins lifer. I hate everything.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Poost and Aydin gonna win another loving cup for the Bs.
God drat it.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

yellowcar posted:

Not liking the dynasty Boston is starting to become...

And to think your virtual thingo isn't even contributing to it.
Goddamn it Juice.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

If Aydin leaves the Bs, how much does Poost lose?

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

I just want to point out:
1) Juice's numbers were terrible this year.
2) There are three goons in the top 100. Two of them have been on the same line for the last decade

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Poost will probably retire as the third highest goal scorer in NHL history too, unless the Bruins do something stupid like "take the Estonian Bronian off Quayden Aydin's line".

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Poost is now 3rd all time in goals, and his being injured has dragged Aydin down a bunch too.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

If Poost gets another 31 goal season he passes Gretzky and becomes the second most prolific goal scorer ever.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

And Jus Poost retires as the third most successful goalscorer in the history of the NHL.

I'm assuming.

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Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

5 players in the top 50 all time points. First and Third overall in goals scored.

Oh Jus,
2 or 3 Stanley Cups.
14 or so All-Star appearances.
3 Rocket Richard trophies.
Over 1400(!) points. 18th overall.
Over 860(!!!) goals. 3rd overall.

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE A BRUIN?

Thanks heaps for doing this Hockles. Was fun following the adventures of the Estonian Bronian and his insanely successfully linemate for the better part of a decade.

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