NHL Be A Pro -- Goon Style '17: Just when I think I'm out...

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Name (First & Last): Miracle Johnson
Birthday: April 20
Birth Year (1999-2001): 2001
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 205lbs
City: Las Vegas
Country: US
Position: RW
Number: 22
Handedness: Right

Pick one of the paths to the Pros: College
Player Type: Power Forward
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Shithead with good scoring touch and clutch ability. Basically Claude Lemieux

# ¿ May 25, 2017 19:06

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 07:01

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Miracle Johnson has announced his intention to play for the University of Providence.

Friars, bitch.

# ¿ May 27, 2017 22:57

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

This alternate future has Lou destroying the Leafs rebuild. Needless to say I approve

# ¿ May 31, 2017 10:08

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Hockles posted:

AHL Awards

Yanick Dupre Memorial Award (Community Involvement)
M. Brodeur -- Syracuse Crunch

hahahaha

# ¿ May 31, 2017 23:10

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

gently caress Toronto

# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 02:56

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

man, rasmus dahlin really had a down year

# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 05:10

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Miracle Johnson is ready for the college hockey season.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 01:47

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

a false posted:

cmon garth

what makes you think garth is still employed

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 03:30

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 03:31

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

mother loving shitballs

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 03:50

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 03:53

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

So who died?

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 01:39

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

i guess the islanders want touchdown thomas to work on his passing

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 05:12

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Hockles posted:

2020 NHL Draft Lottery Results

1.) Edmonton

Draft tomorrow at 11pm EST. It's just going to be the one post for the two guys.

back on top

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 11:25

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Hockles posted:

NYR -- assigned Miracle Johnson to Hartford in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD

gently caress this i want out

# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 04:41

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

My P/60 is stellar. My agent needs to hear about this

# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 19:39

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

38 points playing 4th-line minutes

# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 14:28

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

The Islanders are back, baby

# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 19:01

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

guess ken holland is still the head chief

e: Miracle Johnson made the show WOOOOOOOOOOO

corn on the cop fucked around with this message at 11:52 on Jun 12, 2017

# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 11:35

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

thank god i got traded from that hellh-

*sent down*

gently caress

oh well at least im tearing the poo poo out of albany

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 04:08

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

congratulations to henrik lundqvist on his first cup

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 22:00

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 12:23

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Is 13 penalty minutes a typo or did Miracle Johnson suddenly assume a vow of pacifism

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 20:29

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Miracle Johnson cut down on being an rear end in a top hat and won the Calder Cup. Proud of my baby boy.

Can't wait till Ogie passes me on the depth chart because gently caress you it's gonna happen.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 22:22

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

HOW THE gently caress AM I STILL IN THE loving MINORS

# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 00:00

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

"Hmm this kid's been in the AHL for five seasons and is playing quite well, think he's earned a callup?"

"Who?"

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 06:37

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

the miracle man is back

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 22:39

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

thinktank getting traded from chicago to boston is comedy gold

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 07:57

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

miracle man needs more minutes or miracle man want trade

# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 02:15

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

looks like miracle man is on the "journeyman/retired by 30" career path

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 20:21

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

lol my career is doomed

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 01:13

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

"Claimed on waivers and demoted to the AHL" is the loving worst

# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 09:21

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Miracle is seeking new opportunities abroad:

# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 17:22

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Turdsdown Tom posted:

why can't the islanders just win for fucks sake

Lol

# ¿ Aug 12, 2017 14:39

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

you jamokes are getting old

# ¿ Aug 19, 2017 17:39

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Thanks for signing my washed out trash rear end out of the KHL, Perds

e: wait you signed me to be AHL depth? gently caress you

corn on the cop fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Aug 26, 2017

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 18:29

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 07:01

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

congratulations on all the goons that had magnificent, generational careers

also congratulations on all the goons that flamed out immediately (me)

# ¿ Sep 4, 2017 22:58

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