NHL Be A Pro -- Goon Style '17: Just when I think I'm out...

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stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Name (First & Last): Stabby McStabson
Birthday: 6 june
Birth Year (1999-2001): 2000
Height: 6"4
Weight: 220
City: St.Lin De tin tin or St.Alphonse de Rodriguez (or some other lovely city in Quebec)
Country: canada
Position: C
Number: 666
Handedness: left

Pick one of the paths to the Pros: Major Junior (The Q plz)

Player Type:
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Sniper guy who snipes goals in the name of Satan- real life counterpart: Miroslav Satan who can score goals and not get hurt

stab fucked around with this message at 15:48 on May 25, 2017

# ¿ May 25, 2017 15:39

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 17:05

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Hockles posted:

2018 All-Star Break Update

Central Scouting All-Star Break 2018 NHL Draft Projections

Current Draft Order

Transaction News
None
(It won't show in the list when a goalie gets moved up to the NHL/down to the AHL because of injuries)

Comments
Dundee gets to see some NHL time in his rookie season! (Obviously he needs more work)
Looking back at the AHL standings from the last time I did this, it was an entirely different league back then.
Because the California teams play less games, the league uses Points percentage instead of Points straight up.

http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
See if you can find my new feature for this year...

Stabby mcstabson has no use for top 600 he will not make it there

Stabby must finish his career with 666 career points

Hail satan of the ice

# ¿ May 31, 2017 03:43

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Oh man i have a solid chance of getting drafted by the Devils

Praise satan

# ¿ May 31, 2017 13:50

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Hockles posted:

In real life, the AHL leader had 149 points, and the NHL leader had 154. So, it's not too far off reality.

80s hockey is back, baby

# ¿ May 31, 2017 21:30

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Pleads posted:

loving lol

Ps stabby must be a Devil to serve Satan. gently caress the Bruins.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 04:09

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Hockles posted:

With the 19th Overall Pick, the Montreal Canadiens select....

From Hamline University... Cruz McBroozer

And the habs have a local boy they let drop

Going to make them pay, bastards

# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 04:36

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Hockles posted:

With the 21st Overall Pick, the Detroit Red Wings select....

From the Chicoutimi Saguenéens... Stabby McStabson

A dystopian hellhole is my landing spot..very well. Time to find Probert's ashes for a ritual

# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 04:49

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Haha scott johns gets to play in st.johns

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 05:09

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

of course even in video games Detroit keeps their prospects in the minors for loving ever.

loving overager in the q im going to score 300 goals

or it could be im p bad

edit: one of three people still in major junior. I'm a bust

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 22:23

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Hockles posted:

I forgot to include this in my end of season report.

Upcoming Free Agents
EDM - Aejix Dundee (UFA)
NJ -- Ogie Ogilthorpe III (UFA)
PHI - Stanley Matthews III (UFA)
SJ -- Anders Potetson (UFA)

Not sure why the game foregoes everyone's RFA contract.

Maybe those goes didn come from the major junior or college so the system thinks they are a class 3 FA?

(Wild rear end guess i didnt check)

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 04:56

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Total bust. loving Detroits poo poo development

TELL DETROIT BULSHIT

TRADE ME RIGHT loving NOW

# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 04:25

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

DETROIT TRADED ME RIGHT loving NOW

GO FLYERS

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 01:41

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Im such a crappy scrub

Miro satan my rear end lol

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 21:59

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

loving go play the KHL McStabson you keep getting jerked around

miro satan more like anton lander

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 15:34

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

loving poo poo scrub rear end tier player go gently caress off and play in the khl

# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 01:00

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

37 goals with 11 minutes of icetime per game

loving play me properly you assholes

# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 15:41

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

37 goals get you a 1 year 1 mil deal

What the gently caress EA

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 12:00

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Im on my third team and been a scrub on every one

# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 03:42

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Im the dominic moore of the BAP

# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 13:42

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Time to khl up in this bitch, deuces

# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 02:41

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Steroids.

Lots and lots of steroids.

Its actually the highest he's ever been in the lineup in his entire career

What is he now? 37?

# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 01:51

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Hell yes instead of being miro satan i ended up being tom loving kostopolous

# ¿ Aug 20, 2017 02:14

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Hahaha the sergei makarov of the AHL

this loving game

AAAA crew for life

# ¿ Aug 20, 2017 14:25

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

How do i keep getting contracts

# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 01:33

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

I better retire cause if theres a team stupid enough to sign my scrub rear end they're going to miss the playoffs

# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 05:11

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Here lies McStabson

He accomplished nothing.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 02:22

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 17:05

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

My career in hockles sims always end the same

poo poo start

poo poo finish

No glory

No accolades

Just like my posting career :cool:

# ¿ Sep 4, 2017 23:01

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