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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Armchair Quarterback > NHL Be A Pro -- Goon Style '17: Just when I think I'm out...
 
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Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

 Did I get it?

Name (First & Last): Bernie Sanders
Birthday: September 8
Birth Year (1999-2001): 2000
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 225lbs
City: Brooklyn, NY
Country: USA
Position: LW
Number: 75
Handedness: Left

Pick one of the paths to the Pros: College
Player Type: Playmaker
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Jagr or Iginla in their prime. Pure playmaking winger who will "redistribute" points to his working class teammates

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Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

Hockles posted:

For those who picked "College" or "Europe" for their path: if you want to specify what college you attended or what team overseas you play for, I can in include in some stuff.

I guess University of Vermont makes sense for Sanders

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Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

Hockles posted:

Central Scouting Preseason 2018 NHL Draft Projections


Comments
I think I got everyone on this group who specified a team.
Still a few people left who haven't requested a team.
I'll do the All-Star Break stuff tomorrow.
Spoilers: Somebody makes the NHL already.

Which Bad Team will Feel The Bern?

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Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

 "One in four NHL franchise owners doesn't pay any taxes."
- projected top 10 draft pick Bernie Sanders

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Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

 Bernie needs to go to Washington to "drain the swamp"

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Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

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Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

 Bernie is quietly gathering resources for a run in 2024

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Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

 Bernie is being very selfish, scoring more goals than getting assists. He should really step aside and provide assists so that the team can move forward and make the playoffs. After all he's not really a goal scorer

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Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

 Bernie Sanders is quietly carving out a slightly above average career

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Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

 Bernie got so close to a cup. Oh well

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Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

 Bernie got a little money and moved up to the second line after almost winning a cup (which was rigged btw, Bernie would have won, if he was on the first line). After years of toiling away largely unnoticed, you might say that now people are beginning to feel the bern

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Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

 Bernie makes the all star team, gets (sort of) paid, and makes the first line, finally. Of course, we're in the 2030s now so Florida is underwater

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Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

 Bernie finally won a cup, got sent down to the A, then retired.

That'll do, Bernie

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Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

 Bernie... won. :unsmith:

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