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I missed this the last 2 years I think. Theyre always fun to read though and Hockles does good work at making these enjoyable for everyone.  Name (First & Last): Nippon Ichi Birthday: August 11 Birth Year (1999-2001): 2000 Height: 5'7" Weight: 170 City: Kyoto Country: Japan Position: LW Number: 69 Handedness: Left Pick one of the paths to the Pros: Europe Player Type: Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: http://i.imgur.com/x4WvEcz.gifv 
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Bradf0rd posted:I hope O'Bourke smashes your player in to an early retirement. Even if we end up on the same team? 
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May 25, 2017 00:30
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Kilza posted:You're missing this one: Thats the retirement picture. We arent there yet. 
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May 25, 2017 00:39
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May 25, 2017 23:32
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Hockles posted:For those who picked "College" or "Europe" for their path: if you want to specify what college you attended or what team overseas you play for, I can in include in some stuff. Just how deep does the Euro league go? Can Nippon dominate the France league with the Gothiques d'Amiens? 
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May 27, 2017 00:08
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Hockles posted:As deep as you want it to go. Sounds like Nippoon is their #1 LW. This is awesome. He will develop and after game ritual of wine and cheese only to have it stolen (unless drafted by Edmonton, Calgary or Montreal).
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May 27, 2017 01:28
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That Windros pic is perfect and I have to assume it didnt actually take long to get it considering how he has been in past iterations.
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May 29, 2017 02:06
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Poor Guy Fieri being stuck in Barrie. A fate worse than death.
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May 30, 2017 01:10
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Meanwhile the central looks pretty much exactly what you would expect it to look like. Hockles was the first draft year pretty stacked? Some goons went as low as third round meanwhile this one looks to have everyone going first round.
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May 31, 2017 12:01
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checksin posted:hockles can you remove toronto from the league and sub in someone fun, like pirati chomutov or the toledo walleye This, but Pittsburgh. And replace them with Hartford.
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Jun 1, 2017 05:44
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Hockles posted:Well, I did all the prep work for the draft tonight. I'm apparently going to be busy most of Saturday, so I'm pushing up the draft to Friday night, around 11pm EST. Oh good I wont miss it then. 
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Jun 2, 2017 20:29
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Oh poo poo I fell asleep and missed it. Islanders? Really?  At least I stayed out of the west and therefore O'Bourke can not crush my Japanese Corey Perry. e: That Ottawa pick is loving amazing. Furnaceface fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Jun 3, 2017 |
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Jun 3, 2017 05:35
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a false posted:the rangers have needed a player like hoovelson for years. make the right choice jeff Come to the Islanders. One of us. 
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Jun 4, 2017 06:34
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Turdsdown Tom posted:baller as gently caress to win Rookie Of The Year....but that also significantly reduces the chances of the Islanders wanting to trade me to an actually good team. At least I get to thrive individually in a sea of mediocrity Nippon will hopefully be joining you soon. Also the Isles have the 7th pick so we might get a third goon to make a whole line with.
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Jun 4, 2017 20:49
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Nippon is apparently a little angry ball of hate. I couldnt ask for more.  Im glad youre doing this again Hockles. Its a fun read while Im at work since its so bloody slow right now. Helping me get through my long days.
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Jun 6, 2017 02:22
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Holy poo poo. Why isnt Ichi getting ice time with this guy? Bridgepooooooooort!!! 
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Jun 7, 2017 03:20
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Turdsdown Tom posted:just goes to show that even when things get hosed up and he stays in the AHL instead of the NHL, you truly can never count out Touchdown Tom And where did he disappear to when the playoffs showed up? You let us down, Chokesdown Thomas.
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Jun 7, 2017 07:39
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Yaya posted:The Capitals finally beating the Penguins only to lose in 7 games in the finals (presumably in OT) is all the proof I need that NHL17 is the most accurate simulator of all time. I bet they blew a 3-1 series lead too.
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Jun 8, 2017 06:01
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Hockles posted:NYI -- assigned Nippon Ichi to Bridgeport in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cyO271GChk
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Jun 10, 2017 05:55
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Nippon being 4th in hits is really amusing to me. I like to imagine its like watching a midget in a pinball machine.
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Jun 10, 2017 22:45
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Hockles posted:Ichi lead the AHL in hits Not going to lie, this is probably my favourite player you have made for me while doing these.
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Jun 11, 2017 20:21
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a false posted:41 games, 9 hits, 6 foot nine 42 games, 89 hits, 5 foot 7 Nippon is a tiny terror (move him off the 4th line Capuano )
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Jun 13, 2017 06:15
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Isles suck and Bridgeport puts up one of the worst seasons in AHL history. And of course Touchdown got a Cup last year before the team touched the poop and now poor Ichi is stuck as a 4th liner. Side note: Hockles, did you set trades to high or does the game finally just do them more often?
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Jun 14, 2017 04:27
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loving Jack Capuano, get Nippon off the 4th line you caveman.
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Jun 20, 2017 01:57
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Clearly Nippon needs a new agent because he can do so much better than the Islanders 4th line.
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Jun 23, 2017 08:08
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Bortnik has one more hit than Nippon. But at least he is finally dragging the Isles 4th line to the + side of things.
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Jun 24, 2017 20:21
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Turdsdown Tom posted:just call him ole "Two Time" Thomas Thanks for dragging the Islanders 4th line to the Cup once more for glorious Nippon. yellowcar posted:Puck with 172 hits and 2 shy for tying most hits for goons in the NHL. Tiny, angry hitting machines are the best.
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Jun 26, 2017 23:16
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The Islanders are going to win the Cup. Again. 
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Jun 30, 2017 03:58
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fits posted:on an nhl roster on opening night Taro and Nippon need to find themselves on the same team at least once before this ends.
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Jul 3, 2017 04:29
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Turdsdown Tom posted:turgid tommy really loves burying the puck in the back of the net Keep it up because the Best 4th Line In Hockey is having a down year and you need to carry us to another Cup.
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Jul 6, 2017 05:33
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Nippon get a pay raise and moved up to the third line after a good playoff run.
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Jul 10, 2017 11:57
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What the gently caress Islanders? You will regret giving up on Nippon. e: Oh hey, 2 other goons on the Canes. We got this poo poo guys. 
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Jul 13, 2017 02:34
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a false posted:the rangers are bad, i am bad, and hockey is bad I keep forgetting, is life imitating art or the other way around in this timeline?
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Jul 14, 2017 04:51
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aunt jemima posted:Come to Colorado Nobody can come to Colorado because some jerk took all the money. corn on the cop posted:"Claimed on waivers and demoted to the AHL" is the loving worst  
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Jul 15, 2017 21:48
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Islanders put Nippon on waivers, Canes claim him, then proceed to knock out his former team from the playoffs on the way to the SCF.Hockles posted:Is anybody actually happy on the team they are on? I am now!
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Jul 22, 2017 06:07
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Turdsdown Tom posted:gently caress you man it should have been me Youre the one getting all the teams money, no one to blame but yourself.
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Jul 22, 2017 21:45
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ThinkTank posted:Why are you quoting Dan Girardi? a false posted:which morons are gonna give me the girardi contract The game mocks real life all too well sometimes.
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Jul 29, 2017 04:55
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Carolina sucks and Nippon is never going to win another Cup. Also holy  at Anaheim and Vancouver getting 44 points in a full season.
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Jul 30, 2017 22:51
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Nippon will feel much more at home in Anaheim than in Carolina. Hopefully the Ducks dont suck poo poo too. *checks last seasons standings* gently caress
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36 points? Was Anaheim replaced with an ECHL team and no one noticed?
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