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Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Name (First & Last): Anders Potetson
Birthday: 01.01
Birth Year (1999-2001): 1999
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 235
City: Trondheim
Country: Norway
Position: RW
Number: 31
Handedness: Left


Pick one of the paths to the Pros:
Europe

Player Type:
Personality of Stu Bickle, with the playing style of Eric Lindros

Forward Player Types: Power Forward

Anders fucked around with this message at 23:24 on May 24, 2017

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Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

mentholmoose posted:

Name (First & Last): Agent Jack Bauer
Birthday: July 4th
Birth Year (1999-2001): 2001
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 195lbs
City: Los Angeles
Country: :911:
Position: C
Number: 76
Handedness: R

Pick one of the paths to the Pros: College

Player type: Two-way Forward
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Ryan Kesler, but like five times as American

So Jack Johnson on offense?

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Nidaros Hockey if available please Mr. Hockles. If not, Manglerud Star.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Woop, I'm getting drafted. Probably.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Aye Doc posted:

Bavel Bortkin is an HC Dinamo Minsk player for sure


boo, nevermind that then

Bavel Bortkin represents Metallurg Magnitogorsk

If not Dinamo*, then why not Dinamo** or Dynamo***?




* Minsk
** Riga
*** Moscow



Should've said Kulun Red Stars though.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
1st round, and probably getting picked up by a good team too!

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Top Hats Monthly posted:

I would probably kill myself in a Wild Senators cup where the Wild lose, I can't wait to get drafted and have an absolute joke of a career/turn into Ulf Samuelsson/Sami Helenius


Basically I need a nickname is what I'm saying so I get staying power, I'll take anything

Aldrig Mjölnir Glömma gonna make you all cry.

I am not going to LARP on twitter but I am going to screw around in this thread, a lot.

Aldrig "Fika" Glömma. :colbert:

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

yellowcar posted:

Getting traded already Anders? Did you make fun of Burns' beard or something?

They are afraid I'd spend to much time with Lars Fredriksen in the East Bay.

That and my aquavit pre-game ritual.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Should I be offended by this or embrace it? There's so many ways to read into it. Fika rules though :coffee:

Or should I just never forget Fika

I'm Norwegian. Obviously it was ment to offend :downs:

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Hockles posted:

Not sure what that would look like, but for most people I kept their appearance really generic for speed purposes.
Generic swede.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Current AHL Heavyweight Champion POTETSON!

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Actually, playing on the fourth line gives you more money for less work. And I'll have time catch the live stream of the herring fishing during games too!

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Sharks miss the playoffs by one point :smith:

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Rumors say Colorados functionaries are recording every time Aunt J gets hit as a hit for him. What a disgrace.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Ah, I got a chump contract :smith: The decline has already set in for good ol' Potetson.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Hockles posted:



Comments
Oh poo poo, a trade!
Anders joins Potatoes in Dallas

I miss the sea. And pickled herrings :smith: Also my booked flight home.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Hockles posted:


1/6/22 - DAL called up Potatoes O'Bourke from TEX


Two Potatoes!

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Wowzer, a 2 year contract. Still on the fourth line though.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Bradf0rd posted:

Potatoes has two points in 50 games. He somehow manages to be worse at the game than myself.

I guess Potatoes and Potetson spend to much time drinking potato based liquor.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Looks like Potetson is taking a Clarkson year. Too bad it isn't a contract year though.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Potetson is still the goon with most games played. Not bad for being a career fourth liner.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Hockles posted:

Is anybody actually happy on the team they are on?

It's hot here. And far away from the sea.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
I think Potetson is around third in GP and PIM for Dallas. Not much more of note though.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Hockles posted:

2031 Offseason News


EDM -- signed Anders Potetson to a $4.5mil/2yr contract
Noooooo

Hockles posted:

EDM -- Anders Potetson is a Depth FWD


Sweet, Califorina here I come

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPgAb9EYlrc

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Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

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Hockles posted:

2033 Offseason News

Notable Retirements
Anders Potetson -- 1211gp - 254g - 196a - 450p

Comments
Potetson hangs 'em up

:smith:

At least I was first at something.

Cheers to you Potetson - you were expectedly underwhelming.

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Anders fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Aug 21, 2017

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