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Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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Name (First & Last): Gord Murphy
Birthday: July 1
Birth Year (1999-2001): 2000
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 215
City: Carstairs
Country: Canada
Position: D
Number: 32
Handedness: Right

Send me to the Dub

Player Type: TWD
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Giordano

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Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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lovely Blades :argh:

(Just means I'll be traded in my 3rd year for a 2nd round pick)

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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Go Islanders!

These fuckin' Blades think paying me $150 a month and letting me live with Bill and Glenda Shultz near SIAST is a great contract offer. Assholes.

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Jun 9, 2005

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Fuckin :laffo: Sens

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Jun 9, 2005

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Gord is extremely upset he was not taken first overall even if this is not his draft class.

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Jun 9, 2005

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Hockles posted:

With the 7th Overall Pick, the Carolina Hurricanes select....

Gord...
@gmurph32 1m: just want to thank everyone who helped me get this far, real proud to go in the first round worked my whole life to this moment

quote:

...Gordon
That Tweet is no longer available.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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Pleads fucked around with this message at 20:10 on May 31, 2017

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Jun 9, 2005

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Jun 9, 2005

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SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T GIVE A drat ABOUT CONTINUITY

e: GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR rear end JARED

Pleads fucked around with this message at 20:11 on May 31, 2017

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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If he's from Japan he should be tweeting from the future :colbert:

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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The AHL regular season leaders and the Calder Cup winners move up, the bottom team in each conference is relegated

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Jun 9, 2005

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Jun 9, 2005

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At least you'll be familiar with their farm team!

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Jun 9, 2005

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Jun 9, 2005

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Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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Flavourtown meets Smashville

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Jun 9, 2005

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With a #1 D and #20 G it was actually Saskatoon who went 72-0, 16-0, 4-0 through the regular season, into the playoffs, and finally the Memorial Cup.

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Jun 9, 2005

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Jun 9, 2005

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Gord is the greatest defenceman in the history of the sport.

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Jun 9, 2005

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Jun 9, 2005

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yellowcar posted:

Wow, Gord 31 goals and 0 assists. Puck hog much?

Maybe those Leafs forwards just can't loving score when he dishes!

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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I desperately want a dev to walkthrough the simulation steps that allow a defenceman to get 49 straight goals without even an accidental secondary assist.

For now I'll just pretend that Murphy is one of the game's most prolific breakaway scorers, and the Leafs constantly run a set play that sees him way up the ice behind the D for a stretch pass.

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Jun 9, 2005

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Hockles posted:

Also, I'm surprised how many people have more goals than assists. Especially defensemen. Well, it's EA. Not surprised.
If you put a 5v5 AI game a lot of the goals are those stupid "turned over in the slot, nobody can pick it up, an AI picks it up and shoots it into the net because the goalie literally does not track the loose puck" that results in an unassisted goal.

Just figured the simulation engine would be immune to that sort of nonsense...

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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Please Gord, go somewhere people will pot your rebounds and not get swept by loving Boston.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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Goddamn Atlantic division!!!

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Jun 9, 2005

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Please, Gord, you stubborn rear end in a top hat. Get out of Toronto!

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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Toronto's consistent ability to sit #2-3 at the all-star break and then fall out of the playoffs by the end of the season is quite something.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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Please Gord, please get out while there's still time!

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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Gord Murphy has given up.

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Jun 9, 2005

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Kilza posted:

He's good (at offense).
Buoyed by cowardly assists, of course. Doesn't take much offense to pass and let the real men score goals.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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Oh is Toronto back to making the playoffs so they can disappoint everyone involved in a different way this time?

*spits*

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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Toronto wasted no time digging to the bottom after a terrible fluke playoff appearance, huh?

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Jun 9, 2005

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Poor Gord Murphy has just done and gived up. What was a promising young man has been crushed by the Leafs organization, his skill and panache ground to dust by the worst team and fans in professional sports.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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GORD PLEASE

GET OUT OF TORONTO

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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Murphy is having a resurgent season in a desperate attempt to get traded/sign elsewhere.

Sad!

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Jun 9, 2005

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Rotten Cookies posted:

Gord Murphy Does Not Pass.

It's those useless Leafs forwards who just can't score, he's forced to take matters into his own hands.

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Jun 9, 2005

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Gord...

Gord, just... just stop, Gord.

Just let it go.

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