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Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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THE MACHO MAN posted:

oh, great. Now the Rangers are following the old Toronto philosophy of sucking, but only sucking enough to get 9th or 10th every year

Toronto's in-fiction sucking now is to make the playoffs as a low seed every 2-3 years and immediately get swept.

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Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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Gord Murphy is resigned to his fate and eagerly awaits the sweet embrace of death in Toronto.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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Congrats to Toronto for being 20 full points behind where they were at the same time last season.

Jesus loving christ this team.

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Jun 9, 2005

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THE MACHO MAN posted:

Rangers... not bad???

The Metro is a poo poo division if you compare

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Jun 9, 2005

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THE MACHO MAN posted:

Don't be mad that Gord's poo poo rear end play is dragging down that poo poo rear end franchise

Gord Murphy's All-Time Rankings for Toronto Maple Leafs Individual Records

Games Played: 7th (964 GP)
Goals: 1st (453 G)
Plus/Minus: 1st (+169)
Powerplay Goals: 3rd (110 G)
Even Strength Goals: 1st (337 G)

He's like an inverse (and better) Borje Salming.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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Hockles posted:

CGY gets: Gord Murphy
TOR gets: 2031 1st Round Pick, 2032 1st Round Pick, 2033 1st Round Pick, a prospect
:vince:

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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Eat poo poo, Toronto!

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Jun 9, 2005

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I swear to Gord if he stuck around in Toronto for the bulk of his career and then bails out of Calgary after 1.5 seasons to go to some loser team I will be very upset with Mr. Murphy

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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Heck yeahhhhhh Gord

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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Gord Murphy is perhaps the greatest defenceman of all time.

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Jun 9, 2005

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I sort of wish Gord had gone out on top, but I guess if he's still a 20-goal scorer the league would be a much worse place without him.

First ballot HHOF for sure when he hangs 'em up, though.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

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Wow swept in the finals way to put your best foot forward Avs

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Jun 9, 2005

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From Cup champs to missing the playoffs to 38 points halfway through the season.

Outstanding.

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Jun 9, 2005

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Gord could easily carry Calgary to another Cup if they put him back on the top pairing, imo

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Jun 9, 2005

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Hockles posted:

2037 Offseason News
Notable Retirements
Gord Murphy - 1451gp - 584g - 62a - 646p

Don't forget his playoff stat line: 75gp - 24g - 2a - 26p

And 3809 career hits!

And averaging over 25 minutes per game and over 2,000 minutes per season!

And 8 ASG invitations!

And a Cup!

15 minute tribute videos in Toronto and Calgary. Standing ovations the whole time. Multiple interruptions for spontaneous applause during stoppages. Immediate number retirements and a slam-dunk nomination for HHOF. Multiple job offers to join the Leafs and Flames front-office, and a standing invitation to Hockey Canada's management team.

One of the greatest to ever lace 'em up.

Gord Murphy.

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