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Southpaw
Mar 9, 2006
Name (First & Last): Southie Paux
Birthday: Sept 19
Birth Year (1999-2001):1999
Height:5'11"
Weight:200
City: Portland, OR
Country:USA USA USA
Position:C
Number:20
Handedness:Right

Pick one of the paths to the Pros:
Major Junior

Player Type: Power Forward
Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Brenden Morrow.

Southpaw fucked around with this message at 07:41 on May 25, 2017

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Southpaw
Mar 9, 2006

Hockles posted:

With the 17th Overall Pick, the Anaheim Ducks select....

From the Portland Winterhawks... Southie Paux



Ah Christ, the loving Ducks? Welp, RIP.



Nice that his agent got a hold of his Twitter account for this tweet.


Southpaw
Mar 9, 2006
Paux racks up a paltry 12 PIM and 49 hits? That is unacceptable. Softest PF ever. I suspect his Frenchified name and living in San Diego may have contributed to this softness.

Hockles posted:



Notable Stats
Thomas demolished the AHL goals record
Paux, Hockles, & Matthews finished 2-3-4


http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats

Adding the goals of Paux, Matthews and Hockles nets us 103 goals only 10 more than Thomas, good Lord is Thomas on a tear. Yet still in the AHL.

Southpaw fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Jun 7, 2017

Southpaw
Mar 9, 2006
Maybe a change of scenery will do Southie some good and he'll begin playing like an actual power forward. I doubt it. He's a tissue paper soft pile of crap.

Southpaw fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Jul 4, 2017

Southpaw
Mar 9, 2006
Southie and Arizona had a nice playoff run but in the end he couldn't overcome the Jemima/Athanatos firepower. Little less golf this summer than he's been used to.

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