We here at Gaming Garbage are dedicated to relentlessly mocking and showcasing the absolute worst video games in existence (we once attempted to play video games that don't exist, but that ended up being very difficult to record). Since our channel began roughly 191 years ago, we've pumped out over 400 videos and shared countless video game abominations to the world, from Dontrel the Dolphin to Beestmeal.

Unfortunately, we don't earn jack poo poo from doing this, since none of the games we play are even remotely popular (for good reason), and as a result, nobody knows of our channel. Also we're not funny or amusing in any possible way, although that's never stopped the remaining 99% of Youtube creators. We're bringing in a whopping $140 a month in ad revenue, and to be completely honest, it's somewhat disheartening. We'd love to do more videos on a constant basis, but it's difficult to justify dedicating so much time to a videos that generate less revenue than the cost of a McDonald's combo meal.

FactsAreUseless posted:

I bring this up mostly because people tend to assume that fast food is really cheap, but it adds up quickly. Same with food from convenience stores. This is why cities need to address the problem of food deserts in low-income areas.

Paladinus posted:

No matter what, lowtax will still have a wonderful family, a cosy house, and fun dogs. Does it really matter that he's a bit inept when it comes to new methods of e-begging?

Dial-a-Dog posted:

He hasn't posted anywhere in over a month unless you count the podcast announcement

XxXCaptainNoxXxX posted:

why do so many of the people talking to lowtax on twitter have like furry or mlp avatars

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

i think it's funnier how it somehow became a stillbirth of an offsite with a patreon and extensive rules about trigger warnings

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I wish the skull boyz came back, make GBS great again

folandi posted:

DGSW turned out to be a canned air huffing lunatic who lived in a van lol

Disgusting Coward posted:

It is very funny, to me, that Lowtax was a-ok with Shmorky being a drill voiced gender bender in a yarn wig who would freak out if normies saw him. He was cool with child fetishizing blob monster who fetishizes helplessness being around his own tiny helpless girl. One of the adult figures in his daughter's life was a compulsively lying sexually broken scam artist whose every word and action would have a psychiatrist reaching for a revolver. This was okay.

Then the shrieking hillbilly nightmare sack creature got a girlfriend who inconvenienced Lowtax, and that was the thing that made Shmorky become A Bad Person Who Lowtax Hated. Being basically a nightmare made flesh? Fine. Making Lowtax have to get off the couch, put on pants and talk to the police? Too fuckin' far, man.

EnvyJ posted:

Does Genesplicer still exist?

Mega64 posted:

Holy poo poo $188 a month, after splitting that with his co-commentator that's like 9 Netflixes a month.

18 years of being a funny internet dude has culminated in this.

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Has Lowtax officially linked the patreon page on somethingawful anywhere?

I would not have known about it at all if it weren't for this thread by a thankless goon.

let it mellow posted:

No, last time I checked it's still in the same hosting facility instead of AWS or Azure

Glenn Quebec posted:

Someone post the Lowtax meltdown where he calls people fags and threatens to only post in FYAD.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

genesplicer's already a mod