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Who will earn the Iron Throne
Jon Snow / Stark (Targaryen)
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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Season 7 is dropping on July 17th. It's gonna be the first of two 7-episode seasons, and the penultimate season in the series.

Dany, her dragons, some shipborne Ironborn and the unwashed masses are heading west to kick some rear end, Jon Snow just had a bunch of folk swear fealty to his Stark-blood, even though he's a Targaryen, Varys, Olenna Tyrell and Whatshername Sand are planning some shenanigans in Dorne, Littlefinger is jonesing for that Stark strange, Sam's becoming a Ma(e)ster of the Citadel, and the whitewalkers are STILL coming (tm), big loving surprise.

Here's a trailer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giYeaKsXnsI

/edit:

Completely forgot Bran's entire plot line.

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 00:43 on May 25, 2017

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Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
gently caress books!!

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
http://i.imgur.com/9SGHdBw.gifv

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
http://i.imgur.com/2liRYCZ.gifv

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
no option for ser bronn? hosed up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTLYV4aMX4M

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



The dorne people are with Dany. You see their ships sailing with her fleet.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Are you serious?

:stare:

/edit: I mean, I guess you are, but holy poo poo did they dump the entirety of the Dorne story line ever so quickly in that case.

And that means not just Varys warped back, but he teleported an entire loving army with him.


Not to judge, because RR Martin certainly can't wrap up a story for poo poo, and it's probably for the best that we didn't see anymore of the atrocious sandsnake acting, but goddamn.

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 01:01 on May 29, 2017

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Duzzy Funlop posted:

atrocious sandsnake acting, but goddamn.

yeah but them titties

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Proud Christian Mom posted:

yeah but them titties

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.

Proud Christian Mom posted:

yeah but them titties

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Duzzy Funlop posted:

Are you serious?

:stare:

/edit: I mean, I guess you are, but holy poo poo did they dump the entirety of the Dorne story line ever so quickly in that case.

And that means not just Varys warped back, but he teleported an entire loving army with him.


Not to judge, because RR Martin certainly can't wrap up a story for poo poo, and it's probably for the best that we didn't see anymore of the atrocious sandsnake acting, but goddamn.

the way the hbo guys explained it is there are some big gaps of time that they just skip like dany's army prepping the ships varys sailing back and forth etc in the last couple of episodes. They actually span months worth of time or something like that. The mereen stuff isn't exactly in sync timeline wise with the westeros stuff until the very end.

Like although they jump back and forth, they aren't necessarily contemporaneous events. Or varys is a merman.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Proud Christian Mom posted:

yeah but them titties

but you need the bad pussy

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Have the white walkers killed everyone yet?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
They're not even past the wall after 6 seasons. Some slow loving walkers these are.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Duzzy Funlop posted:

They're not even past the wall after 6 seasons. Some slow loving walkers these are.

They're busy taking over all the wildlings' cities and towns to build their army of zombies.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Wait is this a spoiler free zone or

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Is Jon snow dead

Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger

RIP my sweet prince.

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Wait is this a spoiler free zone or

Snape kills dumbledore

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I hope the last episode is the walkers just rolling right through everyone

gently caress this gay middle-earth

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Rad Lieutenant posted:

I hope the last episode is the walkers just rolling right through everyone

gently caress this gay middle-earth

almost be better if dany's vision comes true and she rolls into kings landing to find it a wreck and snow falling into the iron throne room

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

That seems most likely tbh. Everyone just gonna murder each other into some dystopian winter wasteland

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

That seems most likely tbh. Everyone just gonna murder each other into some dystopian winter wasteland

:getin:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

It's GOT it's gonna be the furthest thing from a happy ending or what we think

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





If it ends with a bronn/tyrion/jaime/hound/arya murder train through Wightland I'll be ok with it

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Bronn and Ser Davos meet and fall in love. They create a new House together and rule the Seven Kingdoms.

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Two Finger posted:

almost be better if dany's vision comes true and she rolls into kings landing to find it a wreck and snow falling into the iron throne room

I don't remember her vision. Obviously I need to rewatch. What season was this from?

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I just wanna see hound vs zombie already

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

windshipper posted:

I don't remember her vision. Obviously I need to rewatch. What season was this from?

Two.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



It's in Qarth at the house of the undying.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
jon snow is dead!

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
OR IS HE

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Nah he just dies again

But then comes back spooky

Mortlock
May 16, 2014

Proud Christian Mom posted:

yeah but them titties

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Duzzy Funlop posted:

They're not even past the wall after 6 seasons. Some slow loving walkers these are.

It's white walker not white runner so stow that poo poo

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Proud Christian Mom posted:

yeah but them titties

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Proud Christian Mom posted:

yeah but them titties

Also, I miss seeing Tonks Titties.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Who?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Most beautiful woman in the world

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