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Dead Reckoning posted:I feel like Oberyn Martell would disagree, if he still had a face. I think that one had less to do with being an armored knight and more to do with the Mountain being over a foot taller and literally twice as heavy.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 05:06 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 06:58 |
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God, the banter is gold. "Beautiful, eh? I can breathe again. Down south the air smells like pig poo poo." "You've never been down South." "I've been to Winterfell." "That's the North." "Pffft."
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2017 06:03 |
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Two Finger posted:I'm pretty sure most of the northern lords would high five her if walder freys face was on the table "Wait, Arya is the one that killed ALL the Freys? Holy poo poo, why isn't she Lady of Winterfell?"
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 22:50 |
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The "wait, what?" moment with Baelish is even better re-watching it. Probably the first time that smarmy oval office's been caught flat-footed in decades. The Stark girls aren't actually massively retarded, Brandon isn't just a useless creepy rear end in a top hat, Samwell's little shitfit didn't actually gently caress up the Targ lineage exposition. Allah akbar. And the second Cersei pulled this bullshit altruism card anyone with half a brain had to know she was holding a dagger in the other hand behind her back. She's like the Scorpion from the Scorpion and the Frog fable. The only thing she knows how to do is be a spiteful, backstabbing, conniving twat who overestimates her own intelligence (like Daddy Lannister pointed out).
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2017 04:31 |
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Godholio posted:The Euron angle was pretty good though. I'll give you that. Still, I can't wait for Dickless Wonderboy to gently caress him up. "Look at me! I'm the quirky, crazy-as-a-shithouse-rat new deus ex machina! I can teleport and see across thousands of miles of storming, pitch-black ocean!" "I just won a fight because Ramsey Bolton basically made me a Ken doll. I'm finally finding my balls... By taking yours."
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2017 06:25 |
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Where the gently caress does all this "Bran is the Night King" poo poo come from?
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 03:24 |
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Apparently the loving white walkers cribbed some notes for their ice lances, though.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 03:52 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 06:58 |
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Shut up, Francis.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2017 20:04 |