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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
we all know Ben franklin wanted the turkey to be the national bird. here is a turkey.




this turkey is pretty big and kinda intimidating but I bet I could kick its rear end


this turkey is has beautiful plumage but no muscles to speak of. I could easily overpower it.


look at this scrawny turkey. I bet I could knock it out in one hit

post if you like turkeys or can kick turkey rear end

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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

walgreenslatino posted:

Toms, like the three you posted, have large spurs on the back of their feet. Jakes and hens do not have spurs



Every rut people are hospitalized after tangling with a turkey. I bet a turkey would make you it's hen

I'm too nimble for a tom to spur me.

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
I will go out into the world and find a wild turkey. it can't be that hard

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
I will walk outside and seek out a majestic wild turkey to fight.

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
turkeys can fly away after i kick their asses

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
I can definitely kick the scrawny gobbler's rear end

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

comingafteryouall posted:

the wild turkeys in the smokey mountain national park hang around the roads when it rains. I saw 10 of them driving for 20 min or so. I think they're eating earthworms.

they look really pathetic when they're wet

mods?

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

hello friend. congrats

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Thank u. I'm sure u will get the nod one day too

i don't think i can accept that responsibility

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
there is no place on the mod team for an old rabble-rousing turkey fighter like me

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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
i know those turkeys were just being turkeys, and that includes being majestic and beautiful, but i can't put it out of my mind that i could beat all of them up

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