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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Talk about how everyone on your team is in the best shape of their lives and post hot pics and vids and tweets in this thread.

Lol if your team doesn't out together highlight vids of OTA

https://twitter.com/miamidolphins/status/867764718135410688

let's see how Tannehill is recovering from his injury last year

https://twitter.com/davehydesports/status/867759989380726786

https://twitter.com/flasportsbuzz/status/867759702255558657

https://twitter.com/adamhbeasley/status/867769165515550722

https://twitter.com/armandosalguero/status/867769602125770752

https://twitter.com/jameswalkernfl/status/867772767957123073

lol:

https://twitter.com/omarkelly/status/867770219242160129

https://twitter.com/omarkelly/status/867760600973283328

and the requisite annual stumping for Matt Moore:

https://twitter.com/omarkelly/status/867781005897326592

https://twitter.com/omarkelly/status/867781160507772929

What did your dumb teams do today

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Ehud posted:

Talk about how everyone on your team is in the best shape of their lives and post hot pics and vids and tweets in this thread.


https://twitter.com/TampaBayTre/status/867781550112468993

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Kenny Golladay is Megatron, doesn't drop a pass in practice.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ehud posted:


What did your dumb teams do today

Practiced in San Diego

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Hizawk posted:

Kenny Golladay is Megatron, doesn't drop a pass in practice.

Speaking of....

https://twitter.com/BairNBCS/status/868148531823083521

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
LOL if your team doesn't teach rookies how to shop and cook.

https://twitter.com/Browns/status/867485504429805569

https://twitter.com/Browns/status/867489736369287168

https://twitter.com/Browns/status/867495459258028033

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

David Quessenberry taking part in OTAs for the first time since 2014 :unsmith:

(He's spent the past three years beating lymphoma)

Also there's this

https://twitter.com/NealCoolong/status/868086458745278464

Intruder fucked around with this message at 21:10 on May 26, 2017

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Matt Slauson and Russell Okung have been working at LG and LT respectively, which is odd because I don't think we have a center yet.

Unless Tuerk is ready, in which case yay

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

This just makes him an even bigger target so it'll be easier for Cam to throw to him.

aperion
May 15, 2007

i want to believe
Grimey Drawer

a neat cape posted:

Matt Slauson and Russell Okung have been working at LG and LT respectively, which is odd because I don't think we have a center yet.

Unless Tuerk is ready, in which case yay

From what I've heard, Tuerk is still loving up basic snaps. Spencer Pulley's gotten work at Center during OTAs, and it looks like he'll be starting there instead, especially since he also appears to know how to properly communicate with the O-Line and his QB. Rivers had a lot of good things to say about Pulley, and exactly nothing about Tuerk.

Other good news is that Forrest Lamp owns and he'll be starting at RG. Dan Feeney would probably take over at LG if Slausen weren't still so drat good, but he'll likely take over next year and be a backup now.

If it weren't for Pulley and Donavan Clark, the draft of Max Tuerk would be looking like a colossal disaster about now, along the lines of how bad Chris Watt ended up being. As it is, it's a minor annoyance that he isn't much further ahead than he is right now.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
By all accounts Breshad Perriman is looking like a legitimate NFL WR in OTAs. Crisp routes, making the most of his speed/size, in sync with Flacco, etc. He even beat Jimmy Smith for a decent gain on a back shoulder pass.

I don't buy it for a second. You don't teach up bad hands and stupid. Despite being the 2nd best WR in Baltimore due to an incompetent FO I would be totally shocked if Perriman breaks 1000 yards for the season.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

The Puppy Bowl posted:

By all accounts Breshad Perriman is looking like a legitimate NFL WR in OTAs. Crisp routes, making the most of his speed/size, in sync with Flacco, etc. He even beat Jimmy Smith for a decent gain on a back shoulder pass.

I don't buy it for a second. You don't teach up bad hands and stupid. Despite being the 2nd best WR in Baltimore due to an incompetent FO I would be totally shocked if Perriman breaks 1000 yards for the season.

it's hard for your second best receiver to get 1k yards too

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Calvin johnson hanging around the Raiders camp owns and apparently the only reason he doesn't unretire and come to the Raiders is that "Detroit won't let him"

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








This is extremely cool and good.

Remember the first time you went to the grocery store by yourself?

Trade Kelvin to Cleveland.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Blitz7x posted:

Calvin johnson hanging around the Raiders camp owns and apparently the only reason he doesn't unretire and come to the Raiders is that "Detroit won't let him"

He retired for health reasons and has repeatedly said he's not coming back. And why would he go to the Raiders? It makes sense for Lynch, but Calvin's from Atlanta.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Shangri-Law School posted:

He retired for health reasons and has repeatedly said he's not coming back. And why would he go to the Raiders? It makes sense for Lynch, but Calvin's from Atlanta.

Chasing a ring.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

MrLogan posted:

Chasing a ring.

Then he'd go to the Pats.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Or the Falcons, for that matter.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Megatron and Julio on the same team

eh

heh

eheheheheheheeheheheh

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

MrLogan posted:

Chasing a ring.

It only took 15 years, but the Raiders are finally back in the "chasing a ring" mix.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

I remember when people said Dez Bryant was overweight at his pro day, and he really wasn't fat at all.

This is... something else entirely. :stare:

For reference, "fat" Dez lol:

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pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

sean10mm posted:

I remember when people said Dez Bryant was overweight at his pro day, and he really wasn't fat at all.

This is... something else entirely. :stare:

For reference, "fat" Dez lol:



If that's fat....then I wanna be fat.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I can't remember who but someone posted about loving the James Harrison TD in the Superbowl because he loves fat guy TDs :stare:

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Intruder posted:

I can't remember who but someone posted about loving the James Harrison TD in the Superbowl because he loves fat guy TDs :stare:



https://www.instagram.com/p/BTblG7BA5WI/?taken-by=jhharrison92&hl=en

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Curtis Samuel has fast feet

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

FizFashizzle posted:

Curtis Samuel has fast feet



put it next to the kelvin gif and you can't even tell it's the same species

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







please go to panthers training camp again this year tia

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

FizFashizzle posted:

please go to panthers training camp again this year tia

You want me to get your players hurt again?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Ehud posted:

You want me to get your players hurt again?

specifically Kelvin tia

Or McCaffery

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Intruder posted:

I can't remember who but someone posted about loving the James Harrison TD in the Superbowl because he loves fat guy TDs :stare:



Getting made fun of after that Superbowl pick 6 must have really bothered him.

Wiccan Wasteland
Oct 15, 2012
Days since last Sean Lee injury: 243 days



Might be time for Mr. Lee to come on home with that hair.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I cannot in good conscience refer to that as hair.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
X Howard apparently looks super fluid. He had a great couple of final games returning from injury last year

Maxwell is gone after this year so I'm pretty hopeful that we see a lot of our rookie Cordrea this year.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

No Irish Need Imply posted:

I cannot in good conscience refer to that as hair.

So hell of wispy that a spider covets.


He needs to accept it and shave it off.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
3rd round rookie apparently looking good.

https://twitter.com/PewterReport/status/870319281132777477

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/jamisonhensley/status/870398149231230976

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Cameron Meredith for the Bears got hurt

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Hot Diggity! posted:

Cameron Meredith for the Bears got hurt

Bump the Bears WRs down a rank

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Wiccan Wasteland posted:

Days since last Sean Lee injury: 243 days



Might be time for Mr. Lee to come on home with that hair.

he needs some rogaine or something

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Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
Packers cut their punter, Schum, leaving only Vogel out of U of Miami as the training camp punter.

Of course, last year, they cut both of their punters who were competing and signed Schum out of the blue, so I doubt this is handing the job to Vogel.

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