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Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Legit start Hack.

Hack train all aboard choo choo!

# ? Jun 9, 2017 16:37

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 22:17

Wiccan Wasteland: Oct 15, 2012

So the Cowboys receivers are still styling on Nolan Carroll like he's still apart of the Eagles.

https://twitter.com/HelmanDC/status/872529019077578752

https://twitter.com/clarencehilljr/status/872539852209836033

# ? Jun 9, 2017 19:48

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

lol Alshon with the early returns

quote:

NJ.com's Eliot Shorr-Parks wasn't overly impressed with Alshon Jeffery's performance at OTAs.

When asked if Jeffery has "stood out" in practice, Shorr-Parks replied, "Ehhhhhh." Shorr-Parks conceded that Jeffery has looked "good," but said his performance hasn't spawned many "wow" moments. It goes without saying that all practice observations in early June should be taken with a major grain of salt, though Jeffery has plenty to prove after an underwhelming 2016.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 23:11

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

OTA observations can be taken with a grain of salt when they're overwhelmingly positive. It takes a lot to get a negative reaction this time of year so that's not a great sign

# ? Jun 9, 2017 23:17

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Intruder posted:

OTA observations can be taken with a grain of salt when they're overwhelmingly positive. It takes a lot to get a negative reaction this time of year so that's not a great sign

That's exactly what I was thinking

# ? Jun 9, 2017 23:21

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

weird Asian candy posted:

lol Alshon with the early returns

Most of the other Eagles writers completely disagree and Alshon clowned the DBs a number of times

# ? Jun 9, 2017 23:55

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Most of the other Eagles writers completely disagree and Alshon clowned the DBs a number of times

OTA news is the worst

# ? Jun 9, 2017 23:59

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Most of the other Eagles writers completely disagree and Alshon clowned the DBs a number of times

Sounds like the Eagles DBs suck.

# ? Jun 10, 2017 00:10

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

weird Asian candy posted:

OTA news is the worst

actually it owns?

# ? Jun 10, 2017 00:12

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Texans signed something called Erik Austell

# ? Jun 10, 2017 00:13

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

lol at OTAs

quote:

Austin Seferian-Jenkins, TE
Austin Seferian-Jenkins spent a good portion of this offseason getting his life together. He stopped drinking, and lost 25 pounds. In OTAs, he was the most impressive player on the field and caught everything in sight. It's early, but if Seferian-Jenkins can stay healthy, the Jets may actually have a tight end.

Also, ASJ being the most impressive player on the field bodes super well for the Jets.

# ? Jun 10, 2017 14:39

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Carl Lawson is the Bengals' OTA story. Will be nice if they're right, but shorts.

# ? Jun 11, 2017 02:26

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; Dead? That's what they want you to think.

Diva Cupcake posted:

lol at OTAs

Also, ASJ being the most impressive player on the field bodes super well for the Jets.

Jets... have... tight end?

Does not compute.

# ? Jun 11, 2017 02:48

Sad King Billy: Jan 27, 2006; Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

Intruder posted:

Texans signed something called Erik Austell

Finally another offensive tackle.

If they had not traded for a QB they could have got Cam Robinson, then again there are many things they could have done but didn't.

# ? Jun 11, 2017 19:52

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Charles Harris is making ALL THE RIGHT MOVES on and off the field

https://twitter.com/adamhbeasley/status/874290088796147713

he took it upon himself to work with Jason Taylor

Bizzaro Dion Jordan

# ? Jun 12, 2017 16:55

Epi Lepi: Oct 29, 2009; You can hear the voice
Telling you to Love
It's the voice of MK Ultra
And you're doing what it wants

Diva Cupcake posted:

lol at OTAs

Also, ASJ being the most impressive player on the field bodes super well for the Jets.

Listen ASJ has been awesome for me in Madden the last two years so clearly he's gonna be good now that he's DEFINITELY gotten rid of his baggage. Yup, gonna be great.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:21

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

I didn't think he had the leg for 53.

https://twitter.com/BucsDotCom/status/874689703815114752

# ? Jun 13, 2017 19:33

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Are you ready for the Hack attack?

https://twitter.com/danielrpopper/status/874687867519467520

# ? Jun 13, 2017 19:45

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

I don't even think Hack makes the 53-man roster.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 19:52

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Kalli posted:

Are you ready for the Hack attack?

https://twitter.com/danielrpopper/status/874687867519467520

did he hit him in the keys?

# ? Jun 13, 2017 19:59

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

fsif posted:

I don't even think Hack makes the 53-man roster.

Probably not, but he'll still be signed to be a backup somewhere before Kaepernick.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:13

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Andrew Luck is dead

quote:

Colts coach Chuck Pagano confirmed Andrew Luck (shoulder) will not do anything during minicamp.

Pagano said Luck's role will be to "just observe" and offered no timetable for the quarterback to begin throwing. The coach did say Luck will be on a "pitch count" once he begins his throwing program. While there still does not seem to be much concern about Week 1, this looks like an injury which will linger into camp.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:18

MacheteZombie: Feb 4, 2007

Sounds like they need the services of one Colin Kaepernick

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:19

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

fsif posted:

I don't even think Hack makes the 53-man roster.

He's 100% making the roster and likely starting 10+ games.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:49

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

MacheteZombie posted:

Sounds like they need the services of one Colin Kaepernick

Hahahahaha as much as I don't want Luck hurt in any way, I would love for this to happen.

Edit:

https://twitter.com/HolderStephen/status/874666862394605568

CMike is back y'all!!!

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# ? Jun 13, 2017 21:08

cheesetriangles: Jan 5, 2011

Colts ruined luck as much as Washington ruined RG3 it just took a bit longer.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 22:51

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Diva Cupcake posted:

He's 100% making the roster and likely starting 10+ games.

Until they cut Josh McCown I don't think the Jets are as committed to tanking as they should be.

# ? Jun 14, 2017 15:36

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

https://twitter.com/omarkelly/status/875024416123625474

# ? Jun 14, 2017 17:27

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Belichick have you no limits?!

# ? Jun 14, 2017 17:36

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Belichick have you no limits?!

lmao, this was my first thought as well.

drat you Bill Beelichick!

# ? Jun 14, 2017 17:40

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

https://twitter.com/adamhbeasley/status/875027654306648064

!!!

# ? Jun 14, 2017 17:44

Iodised QQ: Jul 23, 2004

pretend I posted a picture of Devante Parker in his helmet grimacing or screaming while mimicking the Nic Cage "not the bees" meme from that bad movie here

# ? Jun 14, 2017 17:56

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

So what season of franchise do you do lines with Marino?

# ? Jun 14, 2017 18:17

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/adamhbeasley/status/875027654306648064

!!!

Belichick owns a chain of apiaries. :patssay:

# ? Jun 14, 2017 20:13

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

https://twitter.com/jasonlieser/status/875059479733301248

# ? Jun 14, 2017 20:21

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

No one?

# ? Jun 14, 2017 21:09

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

https://twitter.com/jasonlieser/status/875078830276444161

# ? Jun 14, 2017 21:14

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

They buzzing

# ? Jun 14, 2017 21:24

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Kalli posted:

They buzzing

# ? Jun 14, 2017 21:54

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 22:17

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

This is why you can't have nice things, Cleveland!

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/875093510457786369

# ? Jun 14, 2017 21:55

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