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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/kdx32/status/890596438337404930

Also Devante Parker was really good today

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Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Kenyan Drake is good people

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
He's a huge threat as well but I think his carries get lessened if Ajayi continues to improve as a receiver and Drake does not improve as a blocker.

But phew Drake is a seriously fun dude to watch play.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Drake will never be able to block anyone, ever. He's basically minmaxed to hell

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Yeah as a running and receiving threat he's seriously got big play ability

We put him at kick returner at 6'2 215 because he's crazy agile for a big guy

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







best shape of his career, something to prove, etc

quote:

Speaking Thursday, Cam Newton said he took his down 2016 personally, and that this season is "not just another year."

"I can't let that happen again. Ever," Newton said. "I just want to get my swag back." Newton admitted the experience was "humbling." Newton said he locked in earlier than usual in the offseason, and that it's one of the reasons he reported to camp lighter. He also said he has no plans to stop running. "That's my edge. You going to expect a lion not to roar?" Newton's attitude is in the right place. Now he needs to clean up his accuracy, especially in the short-passing game, which figures to be a greater emphasis this year.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

FizFashizzle posted:

best shape of his career, something to prove, etc

He said that wearing this:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Take away the stupid bracelets and I don't think that's a bad look.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
The bracelets are the least offensive thing in that picture :v:

Like, it looks like he just woke up from a sleepover, tucked his shirt into his boxers, threw on a fedora and walked to the presser.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Cam has really perfected the Jewish pensioner on a Caribbean cruise look.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Plaid shorts are the worst.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







people on carolinahuddle are arguing that christian mccaffery doesn't die on this play live action

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Kelvin Benjamin working hard I see.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Here's hoping we cut Ben Boulware.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







RumbleFish posted:

Here's hoping we cut Ben Boulware.

No we need him to sexually assault falcons

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/AKinkhabwala/status/890643177287196672
https://twitter.com/nflnetwork/status/890646058010763264

https://twitter.com/AKinkhabwala/status/890645079664324608

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Was Harrison pushing the fire truck cuz that seems more likely...

Also, AB owns so hard.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

FizFashizzle posted:

people on carolinahuddle are arguing that christian mccaffery doesn't die on this play live action



If Kuechly doesn't die of a concussion mid-tackle murder him, Davis right behind would. If he stops to avoid getting crushed by aforementioned linebacker tandem, Butler's coming around the end unblocked. Meanwhile, #60 and either #68 or #69, can't tell which, are looking for someone to block. Woof.

e: haha I think that's Samuel far side running his CB 15+ yards down the field, and shortside is Benjamin going for a stroll less than 5 yards from where he started

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Dolphins ain't the only team with hacks

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

fsif posted:

Plaid shorts are the worst.

I love plaid shorts. We should hang out so I can wear them in front of you.

Kalli posted:

Dolphins ain't the only team with hacks



Hahahahaha. Owned.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Kalli posted:

Dolphins ain't the only team with hacks



Looks like he's mid-stroke in that picture.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Kalli posted:

Dolphins ain't the only team with hacks


Looking at that first picture, considering that there are only like three rows of benches and then a wall, and those few rows of benches are packed people, this guy is a loving piece of poo poo.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

FizFashizzle posted:

Take away the stupid bracelets and I don't think that's a bad look.

I dunno, I had an epiphany the other day that I don't give a poo poo what other people wear unless it's got swastikas or something on it.

I saw this old dude wearing RIDICULOUS sneakers, socks, and shorts and I was about to elbow my GF and make fun of him and a part of my brain cut me off and said

"You know what? Who gives a poo poo. It makes him happy and the world needs a little weirdness."

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Blitz7x posted:

I hope Andre Holmes does well for the Bills. He has the maddening ability to catch the insane balls and drop the easy ones

You don't say.

https://twitter.com/jayskurski/status/890705903833501700

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

oldskool posted:

If Kuechly doesn't die of a concussion mid-tackle murder him, Davis right behind would. If he stops to avoid getting crushed by aforementioned linebacker tandem, Butler's coming around the end unblocked. Meanwhile, #60 and either #68 or #69, can't tell which, are looking for someone to block. Woof.

e: haha I think that's Samuel far side running his CB 15+ yards down the field, and shortside is Benjamin going for a stroll less than 5 yards from where he started

There's like one or two teams with a defensive front 7 as good as Carolina's. There's also absolutely no linebacker as good as Luke coming down hill either.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Can't wait to read about how this actually bad for the team and a "distraction" by dumb as poo poo yinzers.

Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine

FizFashizzle posted:

people on carolinahuddle are arguing that christian mccaffery doesn't die on this play live action



He's so tiny and pale that you can't even see him, much less tackle him?

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

rams put 4 guys on the non football injury list today. wtf are they doing there

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/chrisbarriereTV/status/890940276134596608

Well poo poo

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/TomSilverstein/status/890942438235414528

Possible relief?

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

His ankle was hosed up all year and it's probably one of the reasons they let him go

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/mattyinfante/status/890952531614085121

my man

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

What is the over/under on him being injured by the preseason?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

What is the over/under on him being injured by the preseason?

87.2

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

:golfclap:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Belichick already benched Kony Ealy and banned him from practice yesterday

lol

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



FizFashizzle posted:

Belichick already benched Kony Ealy and banned him from practice yesterday

lol

And Ninkovich might be retiring.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

FizFashizzle posted:

Belichick already benched Kony Ealy and banned him from practice yesterday

lol

In other news i guess taylor Moton hasn't looked great in drills so far so... no one wins?

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

FizFashizzle posted:

Belichick already benched Kony Ealy and banned him from practice yesterday

lol

Ealy is calling him 'Bill' to the media, the last guy to do that was Adalius Thomas and that didn't end so well.

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