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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Carl Lawson is the Bengals' OTA story. Will be nice if they're right, but shorts.

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The Bengals have a 3 way competition at kicker and one of them is a black guy.

Johnathan Brown is now the one guy I hope makes the team.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

Look who the real racist was

The man keeping black kicking specialists down.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
John Ross's running one-on-one routes and Tyler eifert is practicing fully.

Mixon hasn't punched anybody

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I went to camp. Ross looks real fast. Mixon has a weird Glennon neck. The defense mostly practiced on the far field.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The Jags are approaching Brownsian or 90s Bengals levels of awful. AtNFL was saying recently they've gone like 7 seasons without 6 wins.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Joe mixon cuts like a loving madman. His burst is ridiculous and you absolutely notice it. If the line can block he's gonna have a monster year.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

No Butt Stuff posted:

Name me 5 chiefs who beat women, tough guy

That's tough. The last time they played the Dolphins was 2014.

Smith Houston Berry Hali Poe?

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Burfict is real dumb.


I'm glad he limits his dumbness to fields with paint on them.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
last Sunday I went to the grocery store and just before I checked out a pass from Blake Bortles landed in my cart.

It bruised my tomatoes but I still bought them because I'm from the Midwest.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
It's &e plebes.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
In your darkest moments - when you wished your mother had joined the convent and your father had been born sterile, when your sole regret was that you had not died prior to achieving self awareness - you were a Bengals fan, my brother.




We were joined as one in the loving embrace of &e on a bitter, early-January evening.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

weird Asian candy posted:

gently caress Ryan Tannehill and his knee for depriving us of Jay Cutler, NFL Announcer :mad:

Yah.


Very much yah.

If I have to wait another year to be proven a Cassandra re: Tanny sucking AND no Cutler in the booth I will be more down than some Phin fans. :smith:

Those were two of the top 5 things I was looking forward to this football season.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Cutler as a commentator explains itself

I've called Tanny a bad QB for years.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Blitz7x posted:

The Raiders starting LT right now is Marshall Newhouse

How much do I panic

Marshall Newhouse is the single worst Bengal I ever watched play and I've watched every game since roughly '94.

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

All camp reporting says that Carl Lawson is the second coming of Von Miller or the Bengals have the worst OTs in the league I wonder which is the most likely scenario

Yes

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