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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Are you ready for the Hack attack?

https://twitter.com/danielrpopper/status/874687867519467520

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



They buzzing

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Dolphins ain't the only team with hacks

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



FizFashizzle posted:

Belichick already benched Kony Ealy and banned him from practice yesterday

lol

And Ninkovich might be retiring.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Just bull rushing things

https://twitter.com/HelmanDC/status/891453353372205056

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Jeez, the Jaguars haven't had even a mediocre season this decade.

3, 5, 3, 4, 2, 5 wins counting back to 2010.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Just picturing some fan in the 2nd row getting pegged with a face full of football instead of the 5th.

attaboy Hack.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Belichick actually saying stuff on a radio appearance:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Bears have their QB of the future to pine for. They at least have a lot of question marks that could end positively. Jordan Howard is good, maybe Glennon is a franchise QB, maybe Kevin White can still live up to his potential, maybe John Fox can get something out of their defense.

Ravens have a good defense but might just have the worst offense in football. So, really not that different from a bunch of Ravens teams their fans have rooted for.

49ers have Shanahan hopefully getting 20 points per game out of a staggeringly barren roster. Next year is going to be the purge.

Jaguars have been building a roster for so long, that they should be good everywhere but QB and offensive line. Unfortunately either of those is enough to derail an offense, both sucking normally destroys it. The Jags best hope is probably getting good play out of their defense and hopefully building a roster they can plug a top of the draft LT and random 2nd round QB pick into and get to 8 wins.

The Jets just want to watch the world burn.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Haha, I meant him having a similar playstyle and as a potential Hall of very good. SS is going to HOF right?

Someone did some video analysis of him and Edelman running the same short crossing route against similar coverage. Edelman caught the pass, turned upfield and got ~12 yards. Cooks kept running, blew past the guys in coverage, turned upfield at the sideline and went for 30.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



When did hucking dummies at quarterbacks become a thing anyway?

http://i.imgur.com/el9dvJN.gifv

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The Chargers may actually be cursed and they deserve it.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Amy Pole Her posted:

Some jets beat writer scooped that it's a full tear and he's out for year

But then deleted it lol

That darn @AdarnSchefter at it again.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



You can't go with dullest name because there's literally like 20 Steve Johnson's in the NFL right now.

Worst football name.... Ryan Succop.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



corn on the cop posted:

i love preseason superstar chat

Malcolm Mitchell at least did some stuff as a rookie last year. Hell, he was more productive then Danny Amendola.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Miko Grimes is a treasure.

The most popular coverage of sports is shitheads spouting off whatever dumb opinions they have as forcefully as possible and she does it better for her husband.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Eli Wiggum posted:

What's the record for most interceptions in a season? Because Hack is going to break it

42 by George Blanda in 1962.
Modern era is 35 by Testaverde in '88
29 by Favre in 2005 for recent history
and 27 by Eli in 2013 for the last decade.

If the Jets ran Hack out there all season like he was rookie Peyton Manning, he'd probably crack 25 guaranteed and most likely 30 no problem.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



For all of us that didn't watch last night:

https://twitter.com/FourVerts/status/895675130667347968

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Slowpoke! posted:

Apparently Christian McCaffrey looked good in his first preseason game. No big runs, but all positive yards and good decision-making. Only downside was that Panthers used him in a very vanilla traditional RB way, which probably doesn't mean anything since it was preseason game 1.

I want to believe.

Yeah, that tweet I posted had a bunch of other plays under it.

Here's a McCaffrey gif:

https://twitter.com/FourVerts/status/895678881880883201

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Also worth mentioning that he's been posting a bunch of gifs of Watson's plays and believes he's already better then Savage at diagnosing plays, and they should just start him:

https://twitter.com/FourVerts/status/895700231379079169

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Randaconda posted:

Yay, top 5 pick again. :negative:

At today's practice:

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



That is the worst uniform I have ever seen.

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