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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Orby's Rostbeef Sandwiches

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Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Anyone remember the "flying rod phenomena"?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice


if you look closely they're orbs

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

myDad posted:



if you look closely they're orbs

They're dots. It says so right on the package.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Smythe posted:

They're dots. It says so right on the package.

A dot is an orb distilled down to its purest essence.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Harveygod posted:

A dot is an orb distilled down to its purest essence.
Sophistry!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
An orb should have power.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

goatface posted:

An orb should have power.

not...not this kind of power

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I want to see static hair at least. Especially if Trump is holding it.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Smythe posted:

They're dots. It says so right on the package.

fake news

Three-Phase posted:

Anyone remember the "flying rod phenomena"?

yes but rods are clearly not orbs

maskenfreiheit fucked around with this message at 01:51 on May 27, 2017

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
if you think about it, orbs are 3D circles

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
What about spheres?

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Mr.Tophat posted:

What about spheres?

i'll allow it

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

de_dust posted:

if you think about it, orbs are 3D circles

Spheres are 3D circles, orbs are 3D dots.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

That pizza looks gross

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Hello, I'm part of the Orb lobby group Orbs International. Have you thought of lending your soul essence to an Orb (praise be to Them)? You get full health coverage including 401k and one wish that will be granted in an ironic fashion.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

maskenfreiheit posted:

fake news


yes but rods are clearly not orbs




Is that just a slow shutter pic of a bunch of moths and bugs flying around a light at night?

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Applesnots posted:

Is that just a slow shutter pic of a bunch of moths and bugs flying around a light at night?

This is a serious thread about orbs and related phenomena, keep your outlandish theories outta here

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
at my local mall, next to natural wonders, there was a spencer gifts

they sold orbs, lava lamps, and bawdy tshirts:

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005

maskenfreiheit posted:

anyone ever gently caress one of these



What were these things called? How would one even describe these in a google search?

murex
Apr 30, 2009

by Lowtax

snuggle baby luvs hugs posted:

What were these things called? How would one even describe these in a google search?

purple orb

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

snuggle baby luvs hugs posted:

What were these things called? How would one even describe these in a google search?

90s toy water bag -fleshlight

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
using google puts your data in the cloud

using duckduckgo puts your data in the orb

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
gently caress, I remember that op

My parent's neighbors just recently got heavily into orbs, they put in a compound multi oorb thing in their garden but it looks like poo poo imo

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
It seems orbs have google confused,

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

TOOT BOOT posted:

This is a serious thread about orbs and related phenomena, keep your outlandish theories outta here

But look at those orbish black circles around the rods/moths! they are Kinda orbs! Explain that mr science!

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
orbs are real

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Outrun orb. Very nice

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

are these the same orbs as the ones in ghost pictures?

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
The Orb's Adventures Beyond the Ultraworld is one of my favourite albums of all time

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Aquinas once spoke of the mythical city on the hill. Soon that city will be a reality and WE will be its kings. Or better than kings... GODS!

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

🔮👍

ozza
Oct 23, 2008



I call it KILLary ORBson

cnut
May 3, 2016

:orb:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

maskenfreiheit posted:

i'll allow it



oblate spheroids?

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Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015


Marbles: are they orbs?

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