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You cannot I repeat can not properly gently caress a 90s toy water bag if your dick is big
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Good morning goons, here are some peaceful orbs. Look how serene they are. Why would anyone not want orbs in their garden?  An orb would let you live inside it, if you really needed to.  Also I'd just like to remind everyone that orbs are not bad, even though Donald Trump touched one without permission. Donald Trump touches many things without permission, staircase railings and women's vaginas but being a victim of Donald Trump's wandering fingers does not make you bad. In this thread, I would like to discuss orbs, malls with
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May 28, 2017 16:51
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orbs are simply a social construct and postmodernist rebellion against cubism.
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May 28, 2017 17:24
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pretty orb
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May 28, 2017 19:19
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Toadvine posted:You cannot I repeat can not properly gently caress a 90s toy water bag if your dick is big it's true, i will never truly please a woman because my dick is not wider than a tuna can but enough sad talk  
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Sir, I must protest. I do not believe that is a "complete" orb, due to the nature of its construction. That is a car made to *mimic* an orb. Surely, an orb must have a single surface by definition? Please understand that I am only a simple orb enthusiast and do not see myself as an expert, however much experience I have had with orbs, or however many skirmishes I've been in to fight against the common misconceptions of orbs.
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May 29, 2017 16:14
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HoboNews posted:Sir, I must protest. I do not believe that is a "complete" orb, due to the nature of its construction. That is a car made to *mimic* an orb. Surely, an orb must have a single surface by definition? aspiring to be an orb is a good thing
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May 29, 2017 16:20
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Straight White Shark posted:Best 90s orb imo
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May 29, 2017 16:24
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May 29, 2017 16:25
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His head is a false orb.
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May 29, 2017 16:26
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The fact that goons mock Guy Fieri, a slightly overweight man with bad fashion sense who likes to eat bad food, is deeply amusing to me.
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May 29, 2017 16:47
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If you didn't hate yourself then you wouldn't be here.
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May 29, 2017 16:50
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i love myself and orbs
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May 29, 2017 16:53
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maskenfreiheit posted:pretty orb I would buy that orb. If the orb let me. 
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May 29, 2017 17:11
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you can't buy an orb, only rent them orbs will be here forever - humans die
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May 29, 2017 17:22
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I've heard some humans MAKE them.
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May 29, 2017 17:42
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HoboNews posted:I've heard some humans MAKE them. Same way a woman "makes" a baby Humans are just the vehicle for the orb to enter this dimension
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May 29, 2017 17:44
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Well yeah, DUH
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May 29, 2017 17:46
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Orbs are just like, a bunch of circles put together, it's a stupid gimmick .
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HoboNews posted:I've heard some humans MAKE them. ‘Hikaru Dorodango’ is the Japanese art of turning dirt into beautiful orbs: 
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May 29, 2017 17:57
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Draconi Ann posted:I thought garden orbs were called gazing balls? This is what my relatives in Maine called them. They had gazing balls long before I saw them down south.
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May 29, 2017 18:15
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What is a Bisco-punk? There were two of these types of stores in the big-deal mall of the time. One was basically geodes and rainsticks and books about rainsticks and geodes, and the other was owned by the local PBS station. That one was much larger and had lots of Mr. Bean tapes. The PBS store was more stuff you were allowed to touch, but the other store was like the cheaper kind of fossil but you still can't touch them. There were definitely water wiggles in the PBS store. Were there orbs? They had all sorts of stuff, so I bet there were.
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May 29, 2017 23:55
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broke a neighbors orb while fuckin with it as a kid, but I fessed up like a chump. A learned a lot from orb
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:broke a neighbors orb while fuckin with it as a kid, but I fessed up like a chump. A learned a lot from orb good to fess up, people with garden orbs can harbor long grudges but respect truth 
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May 30, 2017 00:07
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I.C. posted:What is a Bisco-punk? Someone who really likes jam bands? e - google says yes
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May 30, 2017 00:07
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 Not very orb-y tbqh, but there is one named BORT
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May 30, 2017 00:25
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Nick Rivers posted:
the orbs appreciate your effort 
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May 30, 2017 01:28
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if you ban orbs only criminals will have orbs
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May 30, 2017 01:31
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Halt! This is the orb police, you are under arrest for Orb Crime 
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May 30, 2017 02:22
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Actually if you've seen Heavy Metal you'd know that orbs were actually already bad before the 90s
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May 30, 2017 02:43
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cnut posted:I would buy that orb. If the orb let me. the Chinese Internet has many fine orbs available, if you are willing to pay the price... https://www.aliexpress.com/item/SCY...5a-940c01c1165e https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?SearchText=crystal+orbs&initiative_id=RS_20170529192032
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May 30, 2017 03:21
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Kroger sells orbs all the time I don't know what you're on about, OP?!
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May 30, 2017 03:42
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uber_stoat posted:the Chinese Internet has many fine orbs available, if you are willing to pay the price... I WILL BUY SOME ORBS
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May 30, 2017 03:55
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Orbs are my family 
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May 30, 2017 03:55
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HoboNews posted:I've heard some humans MAKE them. Some orbs, make themselves. 
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May 30, 2017 03:56
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i loving love orbs
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May 30, 2017 04:33
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Ork of Fiction posted:Some orbs, make themselves. all the best orbs make themselves https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEheh1BH34Q
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