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Kromlech
Jun 28, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Toadstrieb posted:

my wife is a serious and important woman, and I am about to make her stop working, turn around, and pause her music just to ask her about orbs! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe.
What does your wife do for work?

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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Kromlech posted:

What does your wife do for work?

orb model

murex
Apr 30, 2009

by Lowtax

I like your new av, here have a sky orb

Toadstrieb
Apr 15, 2011

Kromlech posted:

What does your wife do for work?

researches cubes--let me tell you she was none too amused at my question (about orbs)

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

friendo posted:

I like your new av

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

cnut
May 3, 2016

:nws: for a pair of orbs eclipsing the sun

https://i.imgur.com/KhDKKog.gif

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
an Orbatar for someone

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
i love pixel art

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
The mainstream media continues to push it's anti-orb agenda.

However I was listening to Reply All today and they mentioned a floating orb that you can use to calm yourself down if you take too much drugs.




Let us remember that orbs are not bad, even if bad people touch them.

maskenfreiheit fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Aug 26, 2017

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
Oh, what a bountiful day: I also found some videos of an orb race!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OBiQ6xHWrg

HoboNews
Oct 11, 2012

Don't rattle me bones
Poor mellow yellow

Vakal
May 11, 2008

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

:yeah:

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
https://fat.gfycat.com/FastThoughtfulCavy.webm

The guy apparently suffered a serious head injury. Another person had broken ribs from when the ball hit them.

Six years ago, when the town was short on money, it decided it couldn’t afford the traditional running of the bulls that had long highlighted its annual festival [...]

So Mayor Javier de los Nietos came up with the cheaper alternative: Replace the bulls with a 10-foot-wide, 440-pound polystyrene ball

orb wins

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Lime Tonics posted:

https://fat.gfycat.com/FastThoughtfulCavy.webm

The guy apparently suffered a serious head injury. Another person had broken ribs from when the ball hit them.

Six years ago, when the town was short on money, it decided it couldn’t afford the traditional running of the bulls that had long highlighted its annual festival [...]

So Mayor Javier de los Nietos came up with the cheaper alternative: Replace the bulls with a 10-foot-wide, 440-pound polystyrene ball

orb wins

Orbs should be handled with care.

the orb did nothing wrong

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
https://twitter.com/mileskitaro/status/903355586523402241

murex
Apr 30, 2009

by Lowtax
Gonna have to go with that slick slick oil slick

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
https://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/this-orb-test-will-reveal-whether-or-not-you-are-i?utm_term=.dhvmXLXWG#.jvKV3Y3jv

POP QUIZ: ORB TEST

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I got immortal. I assume this is because of my physical similarity to the perfect orb.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
This Orb Test Will Reveal Whether Or Not You Are Immortal

You got: Immortal

Congratulations, you are an immortal! You will watch everything you know and love crumble and die, but hey, you'll have plenty of time to find new things to know and love.

hmmm

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
All powerful immortal. I'm coming after your heads.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
also immortal, probably because of all those orbs i touched at spencer gifts

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Toadstrieb
Apr 15, 2011

More like the running of the balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smith:

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
https://twitter.com/kougaku/status/904624771672948736

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
https://twitter.com/fracflame/status/905995091902431232

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
A video game with strong orb themes



maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

bloom posted:

A video game with strong orb themes





maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
Las Vegas water orb

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
https://twitter.com/notbrunoagain/status/931347695133954048

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
Amazon thinks I want to buy an orb for Chirstmas

maskenfreiheit fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Dec 25, 2017

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Thanks to the aliens thread I read that Skinwalker Ranch book and there was a whole section on orbs and it made me think of this thread

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

sharknado slashfic posted:

Thanks to the aliens thread I read that Skinwalker Ranch book and there was a whole section on orbs and it made me think of this thread

Skin walker ranch book?

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcG9O6S6cOU

I Dunno
Apr 7, 2014

On my rare trips outside my home I sometimes see orbs up in the sky. They frighten me.

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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

I Dunno posted:

On my rare trips outside my home I sometimes see orbs up in the sky. They frighten me.

this twitter will help. it calls them spheres but they are orbs

https://twitter.com/calmingsphere/status/945077356489822208

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