In the 90s, orbs were not a bad thing.

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maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

Rutibex posted:

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uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

I just now acquired, by means both fair and foul, this fine Orb. it is filled with a mysterious liquid, dark crimson in color. perhaps if I consume this strange concoction I will gain the power of the Orb? or is this the first step on the road to damnation...

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Space Taxi: Oct 31, 2016

It has come to my attention that children are playing with orbs. Irresponsible parents should not let youth near the mighty orb.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 03:45

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

Space Taxi posted:

It has come to my attention that children are playing with orbs. Irresponsible parents should not let youth near the mighty orb.

orbs build character

# ? Jun 17, 2017 03:49

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

I went to public school we only learned orbstinence

# ? Jun 17, 2017 04:09

Croisquessein: Feb 25, 2005; invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

One of my favorite 90s orbs. When we found this one, a secret door opened, leading to the underground Dwarf society. We used some of our other orbs to upgrade our weapons at Watts's forge. Watts is a good guy, loved orbs just like us.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 06:20

Mad Hamish: Jun 15, 2008; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

uber_stoat posted:

I just now acquired, by means both fair and foul, this fine Orb. it is filled with a mysterious liquid, dark crimson in color. perhaps if I consume this strange concoction I will gain the power of the Orb? or is this the first step on the road to damnation...

If by 'damnation' you mean 'deliciousness' then yes.

Put a splash of it in some white hot chocolate, it's amaaaaaazing.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 19:42

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

uber_stoat posted:

I just now acquired, by means both fair and foul, this fine Orb. it is filled with a mysterious liquid, dark crimson in color. perhaps if I consume this strange concoction I will gain the power of the Orb? or is this the first step on the road to damnation...

chamborb

# ? Jun 17, 2017 20:01

Solvalou: Aug 31, 2001

You could even drink orbs in the 90s!

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Vakal: May 11, 2008

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maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

Vakal posted:

where is that orb from

beautiful specimen

# ? Jun 18, 2017 15:08

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

yo dawg i put an orb in your orb

# ? Jun 19, 2017 03:08

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

Solvalou posted:

You could even drink orbs in the 90s!

did it seriously take 8 pages of a thread about orbs in the 90s for someone to mejtion this poo poo

# ? Jun 19, 2017 04:03

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

The Walrus posted:

did it seriously take 8 pages of a thread about orbs in the 90s for someone to mejtion this poo poo

no it was posted on the first page

# ? Jun 19, 2017 04:27

Hemingway To Go!: Nov 10, 2008; im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
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maskenfreiheit posted:

where is that orb from

beautiful specimen

The Matrix of Leadership from the classic of film Transformers the Movie (1986)

# ? Jun 19, 2017 04:31

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

in order to make an orb we must first create the universe

# ? Jun 19, 2017 16:51

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

http://i.imgur.com/EsNCLab.gifv

# ? Jun 20, 2017 13:24

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

Lime Tonics posted:

http://i.imgur.com/EsNCLab.gifv

i saw this beautiful orb on reddit and was going to post it, but you beat me good sir

good orb

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maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

E N H A N C E

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maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

In these accelerated times of evolution of human consciousness, dimensions are beginning to get thinner and spiritual entities from other dimensions are appearing all around people experiencing love and joy at social gatherings, get togethers, parties, raves, spiritual meetings or seances. Evidence of the Orb manifestation phenomenon is captured by digital cameras and is now visible in uncountable number of pictures clicked all over the world. Klaus Heinemann and Miceal Ledwith (What the Bleep ... Fame) present a well-researched examination of a remarkable modern phenomena, with enormous implications for our current scientific story and indeed our current sense of the possible.

After literally stumbling into orbs appearing as bright as light bulbs in photographs he was taking at a spiritual retreat, Dr. Klaus Heinemann immediately sensed that he was onto something profound. There was no choice but to convince himself that his notion was on solid grounds. Heinemann looked at thousands of pictures he had taken earlier, and thousands more would be taken to test the hypothesis that these light circles are nothing less than emanations from Spirit beings.

Dr. M�che�l Ledwith had a similar experience after the orb phenomenon was first made known to him through the teachings of Ramtha. He began an intense and systematic study of orbs in all sort of situations, day and night, and in all sorts of atmospheric conditions, in order to discover all he could about their nature, the situations in which their presence could be most easily detected, and what implications they might have for our understanding of our own place in the cosmos.

To date, he has amassed a collection of well over 100,000 images. In The Orb Project, Ledwith and Heinemann present their fascinating discoveries, along with practical tips that amateur digital photographers can use to photograph orbs and properly distinguish them from "false" orbs that are really dust or water particles. They offer guidelines on deciphering the orbs' various patterns, features, and characteristics, based on their extensive research. As Dr. Ledwith points out, once you develop a keen and sustained interest in photographing spirit entities, some quite interesting things begin to happen: the brain stops censoring these images, and you can begin to see with orbs with the naked eye -- in more color and detail than is visible to even a digital camera. Ledwith and Heinemann also explore communication with orbs and what their existence means to our lives. The implications of a realization that we are "surrounded by a cloud of witnesses" are enormous and incredibly hopeful for the world at large.