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Donald Trump touched an orb, and now we have decided orbs are bad. But this wasn't always the case. In the 90s everyone had an orb in their garden:  In fact, we even had entire orb stores:  Orbs, along with wind chimes, those weird looking sun guys and overpriced ambient noise CDs from Natural Wonders, were part of the 90s faux new age mall aesthetic.      But for some reason, the orb stores closed. In this thread, I would like to discuss orbs, malls with 
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Chinatown posted:i gotta couple orbs for ya right here OP!!! i'll touch your orbs if you touch my devils stick 
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May 26, 2017 20:21
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thank you for the orb music
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May 26, 2017 20:25
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this thread is about orbs, malls with
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May 26, 2017 20:41
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donald trump is bad
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May 26, 2017 20:41
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anyone ever gently caress one of these
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May 26, 2017 20:43
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Fried Watermelon posted:sorry nice orb https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orb_(paranormal)
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May 26, 2017 20:51
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Tenacious J posted:Oh MAN I'd love to check out those lava lamps in that picture of the store. Can't get good lava anymore Just go to your local Spencer Gifts. You do have a local Spencer Gifts, right?
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May 26, 2017 22:47
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goatface posted:That life is dead. Embrace the now, do it all from your hovel and never engage with another human being. i like that last part
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May 26, 2017 23:45
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Smythe posted:They're dots. It says so right on the package. fake news Three-Phase posted:Anyone remember the "flying rod phenomena"? yes but rods are clearly not orbs 
maskenfreiheit fucked around with this message at 01:51 on May 27, 2017 |
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May 27, 2017 01:49
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Mr.Tophat posted:What about spheres? i'll allow it 
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May 27, 2017 03:12
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at my local mall, next to natural wonders, there was a spencer gifts they sold orbs, lava lamps, and bawdy tshirts: 
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May 27, 2017 04:53
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snuggle baby luvs hugs posted:What were these things called? How would one even describe these in a google search? 90s toy water bag -fleshlight
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May 27, 2017 05:15
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using google puts your data in the cloud using duckduckgo puts your data in the orb
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May 27, 2017 05:16
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orbs are real
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May 27, 2017 05:43
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Outrun orb. Very nice
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May 27, 2017 07:10
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🔮👍
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May 27, 2017 08:11
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my dog died im sad posted:
stick a penny on top and trick mallgoths into shocking themselves and you too can be banned from spencer gifts
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May 27, 2017 17:00
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I appreciate your enthusiasm, but this thread is not about Donald Trump. Donald Trump touched an orb, along with other things he considers objects, like women and fast food hamburgers. This thread is a thread to discuss orbs, malls with Pictured below is an orb. Please look at it, it is a very good orb.  Guy Mann posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EPAZgogDTA can't spell good without goo slime orbs are pretty cool here are some slime orbs on a sushi 
maskenfreiheit fucked around with this message at 17:06 on May 27, 2017 |
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May 27, 2017 17:03
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my dog died im sad posted:
baby orbs hi there little guys
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May 27, 2017 17:14
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my dog died im sad posted:
beautiful sea orbs super sweet best pal posted:Orbs are still good OP. You're an idiot for hating good things just because Trump likes them. please point to where i said i hate orbs... oh wait you can't CHECKMATE CUBISTS maskenfreiheit fucked around with this message at 18:20 on May 27, 2017 |
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May 27, 2017 18:13
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OUT NOW  my dog died im sad posted:Imagine an Orb made of many small Cubes. image many tiny orbs, shot out of a shotgun, entering your head   (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 27, 2017 18:46
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Fartbox posted:imagine an orb made out of smaller orbs, fashioned together by a man called Orb DM me
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May 27, 2017 18:50
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what does it mean if my orb is plaid and vibrating and located in my rear end
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May 27, 2017 19:17
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Mad Hamish posted:Oh poo poo, he got the Loc-Nar! guys let's take the trump talk to D&D and get back to talkin' bout dem orbs 
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May 27, 2017 21:48
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Lime Tonics posted:
They're good orbs Brent
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May 28, 2017 00:50
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Nathilus posted:What the gently caress! NO CUBES ONLY ORBS REEEEEEEEEEEEE 
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May 28, 2017 04:09
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ALL CUBE TALK SHALL CEASE THERE IS ONLY ORB
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May 28, 2017 04:11
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Robo Reagan posted:what even is an orb, if you think about it? 
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May 28, 2017 04:58
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Good morning goons, here are some peaceful orbs. Look how serene they are. Why would anyone not want orbs in their garden?  An orb would let you live inside it, if you really needed to.  Also I'd just like to remind everyone that orbs are not bad, even though Donald Trump touched one without permission. Donald Trump touches many things without permission, staircase railings and women's vaginas but being a victim of Donald Trump's wandering fingers does not make you bad. In this thread, I would like to discuss orbs, malls with
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May 28, 2017 16:51
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pretty orb
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May 28, 2017 19:19
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Toadvine posted:You cannot I repeat can not properly gently caress a 90s toy water bag if your dick is big it's true, i will never truly please a woman because my dick is not wider than a tuna can but enough sad talk  
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May 28, 2017 20:45
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HoboNews posted:Sir, I must protest. I do not believe that is a "complete" orb, due to the nature of its construction. That is a car made to *mimic* an orb. Surely, an orb must have a single surface by definition? aspiring to be an orb is a good thing
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May 29, 2017 16:20
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The fact that goons mock Guy Fieri, a slightly overweight man with bad fashion sense who likes to eat bad food, is deeply amusing to me.
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May 29, 2017 16:47
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i love myself and orbs
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May 29, 2017 16:53
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you can't buy an orb, only rent them orbs will be here forever - humans die
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May 29, 2017 17:22
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HoboNews posted:I've heard some humans MAKE them. ‘Hikaru Dorodango’ is the Japanese art of turning dirt into beautiful orbs: 
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May 29, 2017 17:57
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:broke a neighbors orb while fuckin with it as a kid, but I fessed up like a chump. A learned a lot from orb good to fess up, people with garden orbs can harbor long grudges but respect truth 
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May 30, 2017 00:07
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Nick Rivers posted:
the orbs appreciate your effort 
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May 30, 2017 00:29
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if you ban orbs only criminals will have orbs
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