MLB Gameday Week 9: In Memoriam of tasteful uniforms

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Not sure why they held Addy there

# ? May 29, 2017 22:10

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# ? May 4, 2024 12:36

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Lol we're gonna waste a leadoff triple.

# ? May 29, 2017 22:15

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Failing to score after a leadoff triple, stranding 5 runners through 2 innings. #ThatsCub

# ? May 29, 2017 22:15

Canned Sunshine: Nov 20, 2005; CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Now would be a great time for a Rizzo dong.

Edit - gently caress

# ? May 29, 2017 22:15

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

OH MY GOD

# ? May 29, 2017 22:16

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

This is fuckin crazy. All this with absolutely no Home Runs

# ? May 29, 2017 22:16

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

Intruder posted:

OH MY GOD

I had written this game off.

# ? May 29, 2017 22:17

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Lol opposing pitchers should ibb the bases loaded to start every inning. The Cubs would score about 2 runs a week.

# ? May 29, 2017 22:17

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

I want to throw the entire Twins bullpen in a dumpster because that's where they belong.

# ? May 29, 2017 22:17

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

I bet Reddick was super pissed off at himself when he hit that too, it owns

# ? May 29, 2017 22:17

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

Holy poo poo what an inning

# ? May 29, 2017 22:18

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Holy gently caress, this game.

# ? May 29, 2017 22:18

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

MrMidnight posted:

I had written this game off.

Same

lol balk

e: damnit Jose NEVER BUNT that's the rule

# ? May 29, 2017 22:19

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

I'm busy with the national championships for Ultimate on ESPNU. Someone care to summarize?

# ? May 29, 2017 22:20

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

That's why you never bunt

# ? May 29, 2017 22:21

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

Pancakes posted:

I'm busy with the national championships for Ultimate on ESPNU. Someone care to summarize?

The Astros have scored 8 in the top of the 8th to go up 10-8 so far is the very short version

# ? May 29, 2017 22:21

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Fortunately, the way Kyle is pitching so far, the Cubs could strand the bases loaded in all remaining innings and still be fine.

# ? May 29, 2017 22:21

Blind Pineapple: Oct 27, 2010; For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice; College Slice

I think the Astros offense might be good this year.

But lol @ the Twins for breaking up their defensive outfield lineup for a pinch hitter with a 5-run lead and missing two tough but catchable balls by inches.

# ? May 29, 2017 22:23

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

fast cars loose anus posted:

The Astros have scored 8 in the top of the 8th to go up 10-8 so far is the very short version

Thanks. Also, everyone should watch the Ultimate championship. Stop laughing at me, it's an awesome sport and I totally didn't waste a large portion of my college years.

# ? May 29, 2017 22:23

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

Holy gently caress

# ? May 29, 2017 22:26

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

Holy poo poo hahahahahaha

Beltran 3 run HR makes it 13-8

# ? May 29, 2017 22:26

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

Lol beltran bomb...11 runs this inning

# ? May 29, 2017 22:27

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha a loving 11 run inning

# ? May 29, 2017 22:27

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Blind Pineapple posted:

I think the Astros offense might be good this year.

But lol @ the Twins for breaking up their defensive outfield lineup for a pinch hitter with a 5-run lead and missing two tough but catchable balls by inches.

Twins TV said Buxton might have hurt himself sliding.

# ? May 29, 2017 22:27

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Slider in the center zone, probably not a great location

# ? May 29, 2017 22:27

curried lamb of God: Aug 31, 2001; we are all Marwinners

7 runs scored with two outs :laffo:

# ? May 29, 2017 22:27

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

The MLB At Bat app is seconds ahead of my feed so I heard the ding on my phone and knew something good was coming

# ? May 29, 2017 22:28

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

To think I was about to turn on the PS3

# ? May 29, 2017 22:29

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Cubs on pace to tie the NL record for most runners stranded in a 9-inning game (18). :toot:

# ? May 29, 2017 22:29

Santheb: Jul 13, 2005

Lady yelling "DROPPPP ITTTTTT" at AT&T Park is super loving annoying

# ? May 29, 2017 22:29

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

https://twitter.com/jakemkaplan/status/869304580034752512

# ? May 29, 2017 22:30

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

Oh no, we have to pitch again

# ? May 29, 2017 22:33

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

quote:

RYAN PRESSLY PITCHING FOR MINNESOTA
Pressly relieved Santana.
Reddick walked.
Altuve hit by pitch, Reddick to second.
Correa singled to right, Reddick scored, Altuve to third.
Beltr�n reached on infield single to third, Correa to second.
McCann popped out to second.
Gonz�lez singled to deep left, Altuve and Correa scored, Beltr�n to second.
Breslow relieved Pressly.
Bregman singled to right, Beltr�n to third, Gonz�lez to second.
Gattis hit for Aoki.
Gattis grounded into fielder's choice to shortstop, Beltr�n scored, Bregman out at second, Gonz�lez to third.
Marisnick ran for Gattis.
Springer singled to left, Gonz�lez scored, Marisnick to second.
Reddick doubled to right center, Marisnick and Springer scored.
Belisle relieved Breslow.
Reddick to third on balk by Belisle.
Altuve singled to right, Reddick scored.
Correa walked, Altuve to second.
Beltr�n homered to right, Altuve and Correa scored.
McCann lined out to left.
11 RUNS, 8 HITS, 0 ERRORS

e: lol nice DP

# ? May 29, 2017 22:33

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

# ? May 29, 2017 22:33

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

god damnit Matt Barnes

# ? May 29, 2017 22:34

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

drat, Hendricks :stare:

# ? May 29, 2017 22:35

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

I hope the Astros score 11 again this inning

# ? May 29, 2017 22:36

Blind Pineapple: Oct 27, 2010; For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice; College Slice

Infidel Castro posted:

Twins TV said Buxton might have hurt himself sliding.

Yeah they just showed the replay on the Stros broadcast. Tough break.

And while I want the Astros to win as many games as possible, the Twins have a fun young team and it would be nice if someone could keep the Indians out of the playoffs, so hopefully this game (and stretch of ridiculous bullpen usage) doesn't completely break them.

# ? May 29, 2017 22:36