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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Grimm... good?

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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How the gently caress did Rizzo not get to third there?

e: Apparently Dex just clowned him

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Nice BLAN, Rizzo.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


That's an A+ mind game win for Dex

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

How the gently caress did Rizzo not get to third there?

e: Apparently Dex just clowned him

Yep. Rizzo got played like a $2 fiddle.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Hopefully Montgomery not pitching in a game that feels tailor made for him is a sign that he's being saved for a shot at starting soon.

Meanwhile, we take you live to Rondon loving it up.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


BLAZING MOLINA SPEED

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Montero is extremely bad at throwing runners out

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Now that Lester can throw actual pickoffs Miggy is officially the worst at throwing out runners on the Cubs.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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loving hell, Rondon

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Goddamit Hector stop being rear end.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Your Taint posted:

Goddamit Hector stop being rear end.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Rondon is just absolutely loving useless in even the most remotely high leverage situations.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Hector, you suck

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Why would you ever give Rondon the ball with a lead to protect.

Jesus Christ somebody in the dugout please hit Maddon in the head with the heaviest object you can find and get somebody who can actually manage pitchers on the bullpen phone.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Hector, you suck

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
No, DONT give up runs. Bad pitcher! Bad!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Oh hey look Strop should have been given the inning in the first place.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Your Taint posted:

No, DONT give up runs. Bad pitcher! Bad!

Preemptively quoting this for Cecil.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Piscotty :wtf: are you doing?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Piscotty is like a hundred times worse in the field than Schwarber

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Piscotty with the slide tackle. Yellow card?

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Can we DFA Cecil already? jesus christ he is terrible.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

Can we DFA Cecil already? jesus christ he is terrible.

I just checked his contract for the first time and :lol:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Strop back out? Yeesh, there must not be much availability out of the pen tonight.

e. Oh well, it worked. :toot: Your ancestors are smiling at you, Strop.

Sydin fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Jun 5, 2017

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Rizzo almost decapitated Bowman there :stonk:

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


jesus loving christ

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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:lol: that throw

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


We need a gif of that throw later

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Whew, got the run. :sweatdrop:

Nice job, Jay.

Man, I miss Dex.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Wow he reached for that poo poo. Good work Jay.

Can't wait to see Duensing try to hold it. n/m it's Stringbean 2: Electric Boogaloo. Let's hope he actually has command today.

Sydin fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Jun 5, 2017

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Give em the Bean!

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Bean'd the gently caress out of that comebacker :stare:

e: Redeemed for his bad outing :cool:

Kevlar v2.0 fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Jun 5, 2017

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Bean'd :cool:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Good work string bean.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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So is Davis going to come out for a third straight day? It would sure be nice for the Cubs to play a game of gently caress the Closer right now.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

So is Davis going to come out for a third straight day? It would sure be nice for the Cubs to play a game of gently caress the Closer right now.

Edwards only threw 12 pitches so he might be available too if Maddon doesn't want to use Davis three days in a row.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Oh god it's Uehara on back to back days for the save :suspense:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Uh oh, Uehara in for the 2nd day in a row :ohdear:

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Sydin posted:

Oh god it's Uehara on back to back days for the loss :suspense:

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