The CYOA You Can't Refuse: Let's Play Life of a Mobster

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AceRimmer: Mar 18, 2009

We are The Gun

# ? Dec 30, 2017 16:22

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# ? May 4, 2024 22:36

achtungnight: Oct 5, 2014; I get my fun here. Enjoy!

Strangle the oyabun. He�s not worth a bullet and strangling is way scarier.

# ? Dec 30, 2017 16:29

Nothingtoseehere: Nov 11, 2010

Shoot!

# ? Dec 30, 2017 17:24

Avalerion: Oct 19, 2012

Strangle, guns are already at max.

# ? Dec 30, 2017 17:25

RA Rx: Mar 24, 2016

Let's take this slow.

# ? Dec 30, 2017 17:29

dont be mean to me: May 2, 2007; I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars

achtungnight posted:

Strangle the oyabun. He's not worth a bullet and strangling is way scarier.

# ? Dec 30, 2017 18:07

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Pain is scary strangling pain particularly so

# ? Dec 30, 2017 19:18

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

We've already shot our boss, so let's mix it up with a strangling.

# ? Dec 30, 2017 20:36

Luhood: Nov 13, 2012

I'd love it if we could max out our Fighting (whatever good that will do us here), but shooting him sounds much more poetic when we are Triple-G!

# ? Dec 30, 2017 21:58

VivaLa Eeveelution: Apr 3, 2011

Look, it really is just business. We'll give him a surprise on the way out that'll leave him...choked up?

E: I tried for a Big Boss Run once and this is where I and my stats faltered. :negative:

# ? Dec 30, 2017 22:54

Lord Cyrahzax: Oct 11, 2012

quote:

It was a miracle that I lived through such a move. His guards just stood there as I choked the life from their boss. It was a sign of my own power that they were so afraid of me that they stood there and watched. With the death of one man, I had gained control of the entire Sato Family. The other bosses were all stunned and stared at me in shocked silence.

"This meeting is adjourned," I said theatrically before returning to my car.

Achievement unlocked: Cold-Hearted Killer: You killed at least ten people in cold blood. (50 points)

quote:

"And that's how I became the Boss of Bosses and head of the Five Families of New Daria."

"Truly inspiring, Giorno Giovanni," my newest skip said with honest respect in his voice.

I often tell my life story to those who work under me. When they hear about the cold-hearted things that I've done in my life, it makes them even more loyal to me. In the years of my rule, nobody has tried to double-cross me. Ruthless, ambitious, and entirely without mercy, I had the entire country quickly falling under my control, as it should be.

well, that was anticlimactic

Ending Achieved: - The Boss of Bosses Ending: You became the boss of bosses in New Daria.

Final stats:

quote:

Giorno Giovanni, the boss of New Daria living in a beautiful mansion.
Age: 65
Heat: 25
Respect: 100
Money: $356

PRIZED POSSESSIONS:
- Fullers, the the nightclub we hung out in to do business.
- A souped up Ford Mustang
- a fully-automatic MAC-11 submachine gun with sound suppressor

SKILLS:
Athletics: 5%
Automobiles: 75%
Fighting: 95%
Finance: 5%
Firearms: 100%
Intimidation: 40%
Legal: 0%
Medical: 0%
Perception: 65%
Persuasion: 0%
Streetwise: 65%
Subterfuge: 30%
Technology: 0%

REPUTATION
Police: 90%
FBI: 35%
Citizen: 45%
Criminal: 65%
Joestar Family: 95%
Sato Family: 0%
Smirnov Family: 0%
Rossi Family: 10%
Martinez Family: 0%

CRIMINAL ACTIVITY:
Protection/Extortion Rackets: 6
Drug Rackets: 4
Bookies: 0
Amount Loansharked: $6230
Police Bribed: 7
Cold Blooded Murders (not self defense): 10

RELATIONSHIPS

My two children: LMB Giovanni, my daughter and Oscar, my son.

The famous movie star and my wife:
Jill Decker: 100%
Boss of the Joestar Family:
"Four Finger" Nelson Harcourt: 100%
Soldier of the Joestar Family:
Freddie "The Rose" Johnson: 20%
Soldier of the Joestar Family:
Dana "Pipes" Mancini: 85%
Soldier of the Joestar Family:
Lisa "the Hat" Torelli: 25%
Soldier of the Joestar Family:
Daniel De Luca: 80%
Associate of the Joestar Family:
"Digger" Doug Francesco: 5%
My daughter and Associate of the Joestar Family:
LMB Giovanni: 100%
A member of the Rossi Family
Jeff: 100%

Ok, next I'm going to go through the endings and other achievements, show them off, and broadly tell you how to get them. Expect that soon!

# ? Dec 30, 2017 23:37

painedforever: Sep 12, 2017; Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.

Commence: Victory Dance!

:slick:

# ? Dec 31, 2017 06:51

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Thanks, this has been a fantastic ride

# ? Dec 31, 2017 12:01

RA Rx: Mar 24, 2016

Thanks, this was fun!

# ? Dec 31, 2017 12:27

AJ_Impy: Jun 17, 2007; SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?; Yam Slacker

That was magnificent. Boss of bosses, Capo di Tutti Capi, $356.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 01:38

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

5% athletics is my favorite number, you just know he's one of those mega fat sopranos style mafiosi.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 07:03

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

sebmojo posted:

5% athletics is my favorite number, you just know he's one of those mega fat sopranos style mafiosi.

The fat rolls are a good place to hide a gun.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 07:09

Aesculus: Mar 22, 2013

sebmojo posted:

5% athletics is my favorite number, you just know he's one of those mega fat sopranos style mafiosi.

Yet somehow he has 95% fighting :v:

# ? Jan 1, 2018 08:49

RA Rx: Mar 24, 2016

Jabba the Hutt sumo style.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 09:06

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

Aesculus posted:

Yet somehow he has 95% fighting

Just sit on them. Gravity does the rest.
Plus his opponent's blows are dissipated by the blubber. It's like trying to punch jelly.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 09:29

CourValant: Feb 25, 2016; Do You Remember Love?

So, we done here?

Or, is Lord Cyrahzax starting another LP thread somewhere?

# ? Jan 3, 2018 01:09

Lord Cyrahzax: Oct 11, 2012

CourValant posted:

So, we done here?

Or, is Lord Cyrahzax starting another LP thread somewhere?

Not done just yet.

These are the in-game achievements:

quote:

Made: You got made. (10 points)
Cold-Hearted Killer: You killed at least ten people in cold blood. (50 points)
The Suburbia Ending: You ended up in the witness protection program. (50 points)
The Boss of Bosses Ending: You became the boss of bosses in New Daria. (100 points)

Serial Monogamist: Have five serious relationships. (50 points)
One Is The Loneliest Number: Have no serious relationships. (10 points)
Full House: Have five children. (50 points)
Pacifist: Don't kill anyone. (50 points)
The Big Bang Ending: Get whacked. (25 points)
The Riches to Rags Ending: End up as a homeless drug addict. (25 points)
The Big House Ending: End up spending the rest of your life in prison. (25 points)
The G-Man Ending: Become the director of the FBI. (50 points)
The Good Life Ending: Make peace in New Daria and live the good life. (100 points)
The No Escape Ending: Get pulled back in. (10 points)
The Got Out Ending: Escape the mob. (25 points)
The Hollywood Ending: Become a celebrity mobster. (50 points)
The Bitter Boss Ending: Become boss of your family, whatever the cost. (25 points)
The Senator Ending: Become a Senator. (50 points)
The Hit Man Ending: Become the most successful hitman in the entire country. (50 points)

In our two playthroughs, we only got the top four (and I don't think you can not get Made), but most of them are endings. So, I'm going to go through the endings a few at a time, show you their ending screen, and broadly tell you how to get them, starting tomorrow.

# ? Jan 3, 2018 02:34

painedforever: Sep 12, 2017; Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.

Oh sweet.

So we've already got the most awesome one. Will you go in order from worst to best (of the rest)?

# ? Jan 3, 2018 06:45

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# ? May 4, 2024 22:36

CourValant: Feb 25, 2016; Do You Remember Love?

Lord Cyrahzax posted:

So, I'm going to go through the endings a few at a time, show you their ending screen, and broadly tell you how to get them, starting tomorrow.

Cool, looking forward to it, thanks!

# ? Jan 3, 2018 20:03

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