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VivaLa Eeveelution
Apr 3, 2011

That's some nice lunch money there. That's also a nice EpiPen. It'd be a shame if you didn't have your priorities in order.

:10bux: later: Who said high school doesn't teach you nothin'?

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Mr_Autoshades
Dec 5, 2016

Jaguars! posted:

Let's Rule the school

Long Live the Queens!

Avalerion
Oct 19, 2012

Rule the school it is.

Luhood
Nov 13, 2012
Am I the only one who want us to play sort-of-good guys? The sharp-tongued and clever rather than the brutish thug? The one who studied a lot and kept school and street separate?

PlasticAutomaton
Nov 12, 2016

Artoria Pendonut


Luhood posted:

Am I the only one who want us to play sort-of-good guys? The sharp-tongued and clever rather than the brutish thug? The one who studied a lot and kept school and street separate?

I'm all in favor of going full Leverage.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Luhood posted:

Am I the only one who want us to play sort-of-good guys? The sharp-tongued and clever rather than the brutish thug? The one who studied a lot and kept school and street separate?

^ ^ ^ I remember that show!

Added Space
Jul 13, 2012

Free Markets
Free People

Curse you Hayard-Gunnes!
Rule the school

wedgekree
Feb 20, 2013
Focus on the school That gives us more rep we can use for plausible deniability later.

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

quote:

It seemed like Taylor had a worse temper than me, but I found myself in just as many fights. I didn't care if it was the biggest butch chick or the ugliest druggie. I stared down every threat and fought everyone who even looked at me funny.
(Fighting +10 and Intimidation +5)

Our lacrosse team did really well in my second-to-last year and we even made it to the state championship. The big game was incredibly loud and was played in an enormous stadium. Our team was nervous, but Alexis strode about as confidently as ever. She had become even stronger and more athletic as she had gotten older.

I tried my hardest.

I didn't worry about winning and just had a good time.

I got some friends together and we threatened the other team before the game began.

I placed a bet against our team and threw the game.

quote:

Renata Vercic-Capone, a high school student living with her parents in a large house in New Daria.
Age: 17
Money: $900

SKILLS:
Athletics: 5%
Automobiles: 0%
Fighting: 10%
Finance: 0%
Firearms: 0%
Intimidation: 5%
Legal: 0%
Medical: 10%
Perception: 0%
Persuasion: 15%
Streetwise: 0%
Subterfuge: 15%
Technology: 0%

REPUTATION
Police: 45%
Citizen: 85%
Criminal: 50%

RELATIONSHIPS

My childhood friend:
Taylor: 65%
My childhood sweetheart and girlfriend:
Christine: 80%
A childhood acquaintance:
Alexis: 55%

Avalerion
Oct 19, 2012

I guess I misinterpretted what rulling the school would mean, thought we'd end up like the leader of a clicque, so more charisma. But ah well!

It lacrosse a thing schools actually play? Anyway sports don't matter, throw the game and make some money instead.

Avalerion fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Jun 7, 2017

Luhood
Nov 13, 2012
Now remember, we might have been thugs and bullies but we can still be good guys! Don't worry about winning and just have a good time! Ensure that the rest of the team can enjoy things, even if we might piss off Alexis. With any luck the Intimidation points we got allows us to not be knocked down by her punk rear end.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


If we aren't playing to win then why are we even here.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Throw it.

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

quote:

It was my first rigged game. The bookie who took the bet didn't care, since he was making money on the odds. He was going to make money either way. My team complained about my terrible playing and the fans went crazy when I missed easy passes and shots on net. Although we lost the match and everyone yelled at our team, I made a lot of money.
(Alexis Relationship -5, Gained $800, and Citizen Reputation -5)

The years passed and before long I found myself nearing graduation and thinking about prom.

I decided to take someone else to the prom.

I asked Alexis to go with me.

I asked Taylor to go with me.

I worked the front desk and skimmed money off the top.

Although I went with Christine, I fooled around with a cute girl on the decoration committee in the coat room.

I was named Prom Queen. (Needs 15 Persuasion)

We had a really nice time.

quote:

Renata Vercic-Capone, a high school student living with her parents in a large house in New Daria.
Age: 18
Money: $1700

SKILLS:
Athletics: 5%
Automobiles: 0%
Fighting: 10%
Finance: 0%
Firearms: 0%
Intimidation: 5%
Legal: 0%
Medical: 10%
Perception: 0%
Persuasion: 15%
Streetwise: 0%
Subterfuge: 15%
Technology: 0%

REPUTATION
Police: 45%
Citizen: 80%
Criminal: 50%

RELATIONSHIPS

My childhood friend:
Taylor: 65%
My childhood sweetheart and girlfriend:
Christine: 80%
A childhood acquaintance:
Alexis: 50%

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Prom queen

Added Space
Jul 13, 2012

Free Markets
Free People

Curse you Hayard-Gunnes!
Belle of the ball

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Jackasses.

We ruled this school so far; why stop now.

LJN92
Mar 5, 2014

We deserve to be Queen

Mr_Autoshades
Dec 5, 2016
I've said it before I'll say it again! Long Live the Queen!

wedgekree
Feb 20, 2013
Queen! We'll rule the school with a pink sceptre and bow!

Avalerion
Oct 19, 2012

Prom Queen.

Luhood
Nov 13, 2012
Why can't we just go with Christine? My good gal, she's ruined! :(

Well, let's be the Belle of the Ball I suppose.

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

quote:

Christine and I were voted the Royal Couple for prom. We danced in front of everyone and got to sit on these fancy decorated chairs that everyone called thrones. It was good to be one of the most popular people in school.
(Persuasion +10, Citizen Reputation +10, and Christine Relationship +15)

I knew that my days in high school were numbered with graduation coming up. I would have to make a decision for my future.

I took a job in a car garage.

I got accepted into a pre-law program at a good school.

I got accepted into a university as a business major.

I got accepted into pre-med program at a good school.

I took a job selling cell phones in the mall.

I started working as a technical support representative.

I applied to the police force.

quote:

Renata Vercic-Capone, a high school student living with her parents in a large house in New Daria.
Age: 18
Money: $1700

SKILLS:
Athletics: 5%
Automobiles: 0%
Fighting: 10%
Finance: 0%
Firearms: 0%
Intimidation: 5%
Legal: 0%
Medical: 10%
Perception: 0%
Persuasion: 25%
Streetwise: 0%
Subterfuge: 15%
Technology: 0%

REPUTATION
Police: 45%
Citizen: 90%
Criminal: 50%

RELATIONSHIPS

My childhood friend:
Taylor: 65%
My childhood sweetheart and girlfriend:
Christine: 95%
A childhood acquaintance:
Alexis: 50%

Luhood
Nov 13, 2012
Persuasion, Subterfuge, some Medical and lots of money... I'm not sure what we can do with this. I mean, selling cell-phones sounds a little beneath us, yet we don't have the "Automobile" to job in a garage, not the "Legal" to go to law-school, not the "Finance" to become a business major, not the "Technology" to be tech-support, less than 50% relations with the Police... Can we really do Med-school with just 10%? Eh, who cares! Medical it is!

Added Space
Jul 13, 2012

Free Markets
Free People

Curse you Hayard-Gunnes!
Business, everything else is work-for-hire. We want to be the boss, not the mook.

VivaLa Eeveelution
Apr 3, 2011

We're still in our formative year(s); maybe the coppers will let bygones be bygones. Let's be a wolf in stupider wolves' clothing.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Business

Avalerion
Oct 19, 2012

Legal, need to learn the laws to know how to bend them.

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!

Luhood posted:

Persuasion, Subterfuge, some Medical and lots of money... I'm not sure what we can do with this. I mean, selling cell-phones sounds a little beneath us, yet we don't have the "Automobile" to job in a garage, not the "Legal" to go to law-school, not the "Finance" to become a business major, not the "Technology" to be tech-support, less than 50% relations with the Police... Can we really do Med-school with just 10%? Eh, who cares! Medical it is!

I agree with this

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Business. And we thought we were a con before.

Mr_Autoshades
Dec 5, 2016
Let's join the Force Let's see how deep we can go with this.

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

quote:

My parents were thrilled. I learned about accounting, economics, and finance. I also had a great time in school. My classmates would be running their own businesses or working in interesting companies. I thought I would be too, but life didn't turn out that way. Money was no problem, my parents happily paid all of my tuition fees and gave me a generous allowance.
(Perception +5, Finance +20, and Gained $1500)

I was in my second year of school when I met my first mobster. He was a capo from one of the Five Families of New Daria.

The De Luca Family.

The Romano Family.

The Esposito Family.

The Russo Family.

Something else.
(provide a custom name for this one)

quote:

Renata Vercic-Capone, a business student living in a dormitory at school.
Age: 20
Money: $3200

SKILLS:
Athletics: 5%
Automobiles: 0%
Fighting: 10%
Finance: 20%
Firearms: 0%
Intimidation: 5%
Legal: 0%
Medical: 10%
Perception: 5%
Persuasion: 25%
Streetwise: 0%
Subterfuge: 15%
Technology: 0%

REPUTATION
Police: 45%
Citizen: 90%
Criminal: 50%

RELATIONSHIPS

My childhood friend:
Taylor: 65%
My childhood sweetheart and girlfriend:
Christine: 95%
A childhood acquaintance:
Alexis: 50%
Caporegime of the None Family:
"Four Finger" Nelson Harcourt: 50%

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
The Montana Family

VivaLa Eeveelution
Apr 3, 2011

One of these dang Choicescript LPs is gonna have something named Covfefe, I swear to dog. :colbert:

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

The Deviations posted:

One of these dang Choicescript LPs is gonna have something named Covfefe, I swear to dog. :colbert:

How about hell no? We met a capo from the Montana family.

Avalerion
Oct 19, 2012

I'm guessing this choice is purely cosmetic? Montana family works

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Sjs00 posted:

The Montana Family

This because please keep the covfefe off of us

Luhood
Nov 13, 2012

Sjs00 posted:

The Montana Family

It's the only reference we have yet to make! Also, the Covfefe meme needs to die already so we can go on mocking Trump for his actual failings rather than for his spelling errors.

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

quote:

He was from the Montana Family.

quote:

Of course, I had no idea when I first met him. I didn't have any classes that day and I was doing some laundry. What? Oh, ha ha. No, not money laundering…at least not at that time in my life. I was at a coin wash. I was on my own, so despite my rich parents, I still had to clean my underwear like everyone else.

"Hey, is anyone else here?" the man said when he burst in.

He looked to be about 40 years-old and had slicked-back dark hair. He had a bit of a belly, but there was something about his eyes that told you he was dangerous. That and the fact that he had a gun in his hand. He was all sweaty and out of breath. As it turned out, we were the only two people in there that day.

I said, "Easy fella, put the gun away."

I lied, "Yeah, why?"

I said, "No, just me, why?"

I said, "Put the piece away before I take it away from you."

quote:

Renata Vercic-Capone, a business student living in a dormitory at school.
Age: 20
Money: $3200

SKILLS:
Athletics: 5%
Automobiles: 0%
Fighting: 10%
Finance: 20%
Firearms: 0%
Intimidation: 5%
Legal: 0%
Medical: 10%
Perception: 5%
Persuasion: 25%
Streetwise: 0%
Subterfuge: 15%
Technology: 0%

REPUTATION
Police: 45%
Citizen: 90%
Criminal: 50%

RELATIONSHIPS

My childhood friend:
Taylor: 65%
My childhood sweetheart and girlfriend:
Christine: 95%
A childhood acquaintance:
Alexis: 50%
Caporegime of the Montana Family:
"Four Finger" Nelson Harcourt: 50%

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Avalerion
Oct 19, 2012

Let's play it nice and casual, all other options seem kind of risky: Easy fella, put the gun away.

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