Chill Penguin posted:

I know a ditty, nutty as a fruitcake
Goofy as a goon and silly as a loon
Some call it pretty, others call it crazy
But they all sing this tune:

Mairzy doats And gay merzgame
And liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

Yes! Mairzy doats And gay merzgame
And liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

If the words sound queer and funny to your ear,
A little bit jumbled and jivey,
Sing "Mares eat oats and gamers game
And little lambs eat ivy"

Oh! mairzy doats and gay merzgame And liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you - oo?
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?