A Gamer Is Me, by Travis Wall

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Lumpy the Cook: Feb 4, 2011; Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

What is a Gamer? A Gamer is me
I travel the desert and sail the sea

I climb mountaintops and explore outer space
I am anywhere I want to be and can disappear without trace

I am a hero, a villain, judge and jury
I can be kind and merciful or unleash fury

I have saved the world, I have also destroyed it
Died a million times and I've rather enjoyed it

Unlimited lives, unbelievable powers,
I could plug in my controller and play for hours

Stories to be heard and even more to be told
When it comes to videos games, you're never too old

So what is a Gamer? A Gamer is me
And as a Gamer, I'm whatever I want to be

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Lumpy the Cook: Feb 4, 2011; Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Chill Penguin posted:

I know a ditty, nutty as a fruitcake
Goofy as a goon and silly as a loon
Some call it pretty, others call it crazy
But they all sing this tune:

Mairzy doats And gay merzgame
And liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

Yes! Mairzy doats And gay merzgame
And liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

If the words sound queer and funny to your ear,
A little bit jumbled and jivey,
Sing "Mares eat oats and gamers game
And little lambs eat ivy"

Oh! mairzy doats and gay merzgame And liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you - oo?
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

*stabs you*

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 21:33

Lumpy the Cook: Feb 4, 2011; Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Testikles posted:

Lag:

Staccato music,
Men flicker, sputter, respawn
My wifi is poo poo.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 21:15

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