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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
>use heat visor
You don't have permission from Adam to do that.

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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
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I care about the intricate lore behind scanning MISSILE LOCK DOOR

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Mak0rz posted:

People seem to forget that Super Metroid had a an unskippable monologue outlining the story so far the moment you start the game and it actually owned.

It was very unrealistic that one action could actually set the whole galaxy at peace.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
On the 3ds store you can download the trailer for SAMUS RETURNS and play it back in 3d for the full effect.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Palpek posted:

Also what are actual highlights of E3 apart for Nintendo? That jail break game, the pixel-art cyberpunk game from the gamergater dev, Ori 2, anything else?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Actually it's about ethics in speaking to games journalists.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Never speak to the cops press

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Shameful. Those don't even have superior squishable amiibo technology.
http://i.imgur.com/NQPKPlt.gifv

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Pokken and Armz devs stepped up and just loving crushed the tournament winners at their own games. Nintendo plz.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
eckserd

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Alternatively you can buy the game and it's the very first thing they say when you turn it on.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

The champion, Mr Yabuki. And also some other guy that lost to him?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I have inside-knowledge that they've already remove all vagina bones from the game.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

vermin posted:

Could somebody talk me down from buying Civilization Beyond Earth? I don't want the buyer's remorse

https://www.gog.com/game/sid_meiers_alpha_centauri

One Dollar Forty-Nine Cents


That is like 6 gumballs, or 1/5th of a cup of Starbucks.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

vermin posted:

Thanks everybody. I'll take a look at Endless Legend/Space 2 later on. I think I was getting hype flashbacks. I remember getting really hyped for it when they started revealing the factions back in the day and that feeling came back all of a sudden.


Gotta reinstall this ASAP and smash some non-Believers

What factions do you guys play?

University. Get them free nodes.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Dr Cheeto posted:

Yeah dog I played Mrs. Pac-Man at the bowling alley video games are great

Stand-up cabinet or cocktail?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Dr Cheeto posted:

Cocktail is the only way to go imo

Noice

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
It's a G5F4$40 game

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Samuringa posted:

So it seems Project Rap Rabbit is a huge failure, earning less than a fifth of it's Kickstarter goal

The devs say they "had meetings over the future of rhythm-action" and hope this isn't the last we hear about the game but it probably will be.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
A critical error on Sony's part not showing any games higher than an A2 (Anime 2)

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Snakes?

Snakes!?


SNAAAAKES!

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Does anyone actually buy Monopoly, or does it just appear mysteriously on the top shelf of your linen closet and one day you look at it and think 'finally a way to have less friends'

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Don't you see, darling Roberts, glorious Roberts? It's so simple. STEP ONE: We find the worst game ever made, a surefire flop. STEP TWO: I raise a billion bucks. Lots of autistic gamers out there. STEP THREE: You go back to work on the books, two of them - one for the government, one for us. You can do it, Roberts; you're a wizard! STEP FOUR: We open on Steam. And before you can say STEP FIVE, we *close* on Steam! STEP SIX: We take our billion bucks and fly to *Rio!*

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I bought Watch Underscore Dogs 2 on the steam sale and the first thing it made me do was steal Not-Wu-Tang Clan's new album so I could mess with Not-Martin Shkreli who was going to buy it, and I don't know how I feel about any of that.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Endorph posted:

drakengard is a really hosed up game and ends with a bunch of giant babies killing everyone. yoko taro was told to make a dynasty warriors clone but didnt like dynasty warriors so he just made the most unappealing, abnormal game he could think of, only it was so weird that a few people actually liked it so here we are

The Wacky Delly Dilemma

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
A 4.5 score.

That means it's 50% better than that garbage 3.0 game Clover's God Fister or whatever the gently caress it was.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Also it is 69% as good as EA's SimCity (2013), a game which had a broken simulation system and no gameplay

Well technically if you look at Polygon they still have 4 different review scores for Sim City ranging from 4 to 9.5 at different states of dumpster fireness.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Speaking of games being reviewed:



People are mad.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

What did they change in the last patch to get such a reaction?

They put out cease-and-desists against modders, but they're pulling it back now to say they're only going after mods that are used online and single-player will be fine.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
tag urself I'm 95I

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Game of the Month is Final Fantasy Bloodstormer 14 : After The Fall of The Realm Reborn Looked Heavensward.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
What kind of Crash Souls builds are you guys using? I've got Coco at 30 vit, 30 faith, and the holy moonlight sword but I'm contemplating restarting for a dex build.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Help Im Alive posted:

Crash was sold out everywhere I checked today and I didn't preorder so I have to download it ugh

*Miyamoto sweating*

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Crash may be a nice bit of nostalgia but I think Knack 2 is the real competition for Super Mario Odyssey

Knack 2 is also actually like Dark Souls in that you parry enemy attacks and use swords

Mark Cerny's one-man mission to make Miyamoto have maximum perspiration.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Jay Rust posted:

What are some July-themed gaming puns we could use tomorrow?


Maybe something based on what's coming out:

July
Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age (PS4) - July 11
Fable Fortune (Xbox One, PC) - July 11
Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles (PS4) - July 18
Layton's Mystery Journey: Katrielle and the Millionaires' Conspiracy (iOS, Android) - July 20
Splatoon 2 (Switch) - July 21
Fate/Extella: The Umbral Star (Switch) - July 25
Fortnite Paid Early Access (PS4, Xbox One, PC) - July 25
Pyre (PS4, PC) - July 25
Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls (PC) - July 27
Hey Pikmin (3DS) - July 28


Umm,..wow. That sure is a list of games.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Free Bonesaw

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
June Games Chat Thread 2 : Even Junier.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Lurdiak posted:

The gently caress you doing trying to act like Splatoon 2 isn't a big deal.

The one day per month that the first game worked because they region-locked matchmaking for that day was great fun.

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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I'm gonna order a smell-o-cade and you can't stop me!

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