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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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glam rock hamhock posted:

They don't call him King slime for nothing :wink:

So he sold his Dragon Quest collection?

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Chomp8645 posted:

Hey folks I picked up a game called The Long Journey Home and I wanted to tell you all it's a hidden gem. Great space adventure title. It almost makes me feel like I'm playing Star Control 2 again.

Check it out if you haven't heard of it. Wanted to call some attention to it since I've seen or heard basically no buzz about it but it's really great thanks for reading.

There's also a game with the terrible name of DEATHWAR 2020 which is surprisingly good too

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KingSlime posted:

anime is pretty dumb, but western super heroes are downright idiotic and i judge the hell out of grown rear end adults who are openly *into* superheroes and actually think they are cool as hell vs campy or goofy action

thats my hot take!!!

The actress who plays Wonder woman is hot

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their metaphor for transgender rights was getting furry gene therapy so you'd have sexy cat ears

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Lurdiak posted:

I'm watching a friend stream Thief and he's been walking through a featureless cave system and killing lizards with the worst combat ever for nearly an hour. A gaming masterpiece.

if you mean thief 4 yeah its pretty bad. if you mean thief 1 yeah it's not as good as thief 2 either

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Lurdiak posted:

It's thief 1. I'm sure the parts where you're actually thiefing are fine, but these long dungeon crawls seem awful.

yeah, those are terrible. fortunately, there aren't any in thief 2 or 3!

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Guy Mann posted:

Even by the standards of the Phillips CDi and 90s FMV games in general, an FMV minigolf game is an astoundingly terrible idea on just about every level. And that's without the added albatross of Eugene Levy shouting out dad jokes every five seconds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z2QYsK-kFk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj-tiK7fkTE


Scuttlebutt is that if Nintendo ever makes another Advance Wars game it will have the dating sim bullshit that has taken over Fire Emblem which pretty much kills any interest I have in the idea.

ah yes, this very new fire emblem thing of dating and marriage between characters. its definitely a new thing, very new, not something in the series since the super nintendo days. i cant believe anime has ruined fire emblem

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if you wanted affordable games you shouldnt have bought a switch

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Sakurazuka posted:

There's also a sequel called The Devil's Daughter which isn't as good but worth it if you like C&P and see it cheap.

I disagree, it's frustrating and not worth your time imho

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looks like you just got dash rendered

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THE AWESOME GHOST posted:

Guys what do I do with a hacked vita

I was like MARIO ON THE VITA HAHA for like 10 mins now I'm bored

Adrenaline will let you run PSP and PS1 games. Oclock will let you overclock Vita games, improving performance. You can also emulate many things with varying degrees of success.



Oh yeah and piracy lol

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grieving for Gandalf posted:

I feel like the Vita is mainly safe from piracy

That's probably why most people homebrew theirs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWnuxCm8_ig

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Lurdiak posted:

Dishonored games aren't fpses you dummy.


whyy are you always wrong

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precision posted:

I wish game developers (and everyone else) weren't so afraid of Scientology suing them literally to death

related: I wish the church of Scientology would stop ruining people's lives

Fake scientology was in watch dogs 2 I think

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Sakurazuka posted:

lol Best bit of Rev 2

Claire owns

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Palpek posted:

I know that they did mention an "online open world playground" after the trailer was shown. I guess this can mean anything but doesn't sound encouraging.

watch_anthropomorphic_dogs

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hes right

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Jay Rust posted:

So it's going to be GotY for yet another year

lol

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samus visits anthrocon

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Saint Freak posted:

They showed games for an hour, but they weren't goon games (underage panty shots, ironically bad) so it was pretty garbage.

David Cage's might fix either of those though tbh.

lol

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http://www.playstationlifestyle.net/2017/03/27/thehunter-call-of-the-wild-comes-ps4-xbox-one-later-year/

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The White Dragon posted:

poo poo this sounds like a hell of a read, does anyone have links to materials about possible business connections between sega/capcom and the yakuza because that sounds fascinating

Kazuma Kiryu, second head of the Service Games group

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an actual dog posted:

Some dude just transitioned into a break in the treehouse stream by announcing a game that hadn't been announced yet lol

It's a Superstar Saga remake with a new mode where you play as goombas. It looks really good.

superstar saga but now every five minutes theres a tutorial

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Palpek posted:

Also what are actual highlights of E3 apart for Nintendo? That jail break game, the pixel-art cyberpunk game from the gamergater dev, Ori 2, anything else?

Bubsy 4

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Yeah everyone knows what No Comment means; it means "Yes"

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Bowser my love

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Kassoon posted:

I think it's wild that videogame leaks have become so commonplace that you can debate the ethics of acknowledging them

eagerly looking forward to wikileaks 500 page document detailing all the trailer times for next year's e3

Would releasing the new Mario leak benefit Russian hegemony???

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Real hurthling! posted:

Lol. Am i doing the battles right? Its like a monster nails you from off screen constantly and even when you see an attack coming you cant block because youre in an animation so you end up just yoloing and stocking up on hi potions?

you shouldnt need to heal ever because jumping onto a tall thing fully both heals you and restores your mp instantly

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MechaSeinfeld posted:

I don't think I've ever been less interested in a game that I bought less than DA:I. I don't think I liked a single thing about it. The character creator was pretty robust I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKzNgXfMc-0

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Jun 5, 2004

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dragon age inquisition sucks a lot

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people make fun of mass effect andromeda but it's way better than da 2 or 3

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why miss ryder you'rre trying to seduuce e

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by the way elder scrolls online is literally a better rpg than dragon age 3 and you can't even say da3 avoids the annoyances of playing an mmo because it has loving hour long timers and poo poo

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